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8 yrs ago
Current I wanted lemon for the vodka so we built a greenhouse across from the library where all the books on summoning the apocalypse and proper hallucinogen etiquette sit. Sweden is lovely this time of year.
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8 yrs ago
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. -Steve Martin
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9 yrs ago
I want to leave this world the same way I came in; screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
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9 yrs ago
You would rather have a Lexus, some justice, a dream or some substance? / A Beamer, a necklace or freedom? -Dead Prez
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All around I'm excited. I think it's a good character group.

It would seem someone is socializing with my friend Mark Twain. Queuing a list of appropriate replies.

Mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead. - Thunderball

Hopefully expect something in the morning or afternoon. It's past one in the morning now, and I'm losing my dwindling sanity fast.


I have faith Mark Twain will not disappoint.

You know I'm in. I have to rework some things, expect something soon.
I think you'd be safe to start getting characters. If your short more people will probably turn up. It's a good concept.

Maeve had been working at the Saloon for longer than she would have liked. It isn’t that she didn’t like the town, on the contrary. At first glance Brogden was just another hovel in a long line of shit holes leading from civilization to wilderness, but it had grown on her. There was something about this place that attracted some *interesting* individuals, and it definitely wasn’t dull. No, she was just disappointed that she had yet to attain what she came here for. She was thinking about all of this, her elbows leaned against the bar with a practiced smile on her youthful face that denoted a naivety uncommon to these parts.

She blew a somewhat curled tendril away from her face as a bottle and a couple of glasses were slid her way. She wrapped her fingers around the neck of the tequila and grabbed the glasses. She turned towards the patrons, just noticing how busy they were becoming. Other than a quick expanding of her eyes she seemed unfazed by the bustle and slipped between the roughians with a skilled bounce in her step. She dodged a chair that was swung haphazardly by a drunk while quickly glancing at what cards she could see from the poker table while turning her hip out to dodge an excited arm.

“Maeve! Maeve!” She could hear Tom beckoning from behind and turned to offer him a wink before continuing on her route. “One minute darlin’,” she called back to him over her shoulder. Her voice was honey sweet and almost like a song as it floated through the noise. She heard a commotion starting outside and glanced towards the window. There was definitely something brewing. She deposited the whiskey and glasses to a table of gruff men who were laughing about something. Maeve slipped her little fingers around the closest man’s lit cigarette and traded him a kiss on the cheek and an endearing squeeze of his shoulder. The man may have blushed a little, but it was hard to tell beneath his sun kissed skin.

Her hips rocked as she walked towards the window, pressing the cigarette between her lips and taking an inhale. She could make out the Sheriff now, and some others. Was that John Henley? She curled back the curtains and nestled against the window frame, dragging once again from the cigarette as she watched the events transpire outside. It was John Henley, but there seemed to be a mob, perfect. Her first honest smile of the day crossed over those lips. She had little care for the Indian they were parading about and simply saw this for what it was, a good old lynch mob. She wasn’t blind to the plights of the disenfranchised. She was Irish for fuck’s sake, but what could she do? Enjoy the chaos. This would be the second shooting today. Yes, Brogden was growing on her.

When she watched John Henley, her John, get shot a small gasp escaped her and she leaned her weight against the window. Not a single person seemed willing to mourn the man in the street, but for one brief moment a grave expression crossed over her features. Under her breath, in a voice distinctly crueler than the one heard earlier came a, “Son of a bitch.” She tossed the cigarette to the floor and crushed it between her heel of her boot.

She didn’t really care about John, not personally, but her employers cared about something in his possession. She’d been working on him for weeks, trying to get him to let it slip where it hid the money. Her next plan of action had been to threaten his family, but, now…

“Maeve!” This time it wasn’t Tom, but her boss calling her out of her dark daze. She forced that smile back onto her lips and turned back towards the bar, bouncing that way as if she hadn’t a care in the world. Her mind on the other hand was flickering through ideas like a Queen through jewels. One of them might work. She could get close to his friends, his family? There was a mention of a daughter. Should she start watching immediately to see if anyone slips out of town? She’d already come to the conclusion that he had buried the money somewhere to the South West. Who were John’s best friends?

“The gentleman in the booth,” the tender slid a drink towards her across the bar and gestured to Mark Twain. She could see some ancient bartender’s guide cracked open and a slight furrow on her boss’s brow and she shot him a questioning look. He shrugged. “Vodka Martini? I gave him a beer with a shot of whiskey in it. Shaken, not stirred.” He smiled a little at this, obviously proud of himself. Honestly, she wasn’t sure what a Martini was either, and they didn’t stock vodka, so she returned his shrug and grabbed the foamy drink, heading towards the man in the booth.

It wasn’t until she was about three steps away that she realized the man sitting across him was dead. Seriously? John Henley was dead and now there was a dead guy here? She’d thought she’d heard a shot earlier, but she had assumed it was some weird echo or something. 3 dead today. Her step didn’t hitch a bit as she sidled up to the table and stuck a thumb towards the dead guy. “Your friend seems a little beat,” she said with a sweet giggle, poking his shoulder for effect. She set the interesting drink down in front of him, leaning in and showing just enough cleavage as she bent and placed a delicate hand on his shoulder, nothing threatening. Her eyes were focused on his own and they seemed so sweet, except for a quick flash of what could have been a stern threat. It was so brief it was hard to tell for sure if it really happened. “You should take him somewhere else.” She stood back up and released his shoulder all the while thinking: if I have to clean that shit up...
I get off work in an hour so I'll be getting a post up asap.

@Warrior in the Shadows I really enjoyed the representation of the South. In Texas we learned about the "War of Northern Oppression", not the "Civil War". Just wanted to give a tip of my hat to you for the accurate characterization.
@Afina, I can hop in after you start bringing everyone together since it seems like you were already planning on getting that in. I can add a little flashback to give a bit more introduction if needed.
Name: Maeve Devlin

Age: 17

Nationality: Irish

Profession: Opportunist, most often working in a saloon




Combat Skills:
Basic shooting - Knife fighting - Throwing knives - Scrapper/dirty fighter - Evasive maneuvers

General Skills:
Horseback riding - Pick pocket - Lock picking - Poker - Bartending - Alcohol tolerance - Lying & telling when others are - Moral flexibility - Generally devious

Languages:
English - Gaelic

Weapons:
Martini-Henry Rifle - Throwing knives - 1880 Bowie knife

Possessions:
Clothes - Ammo - Flask - Tobacco - Moderate money stash - Dapple quarter horse - Friends in low places


Personality:
She wasn’t raised in a community that valued fair play or fair fights. The girl can take a punch. She’s learned to work with what she’s got and adapt to survive. Even at a young age she became a manipulator; using others almost instinctively. Sleight of hand and quick with her tongue. Lies fell from her lips without notice while her true self was locked away.

She has extremely good control over her emotions, mind and body. She can act with a clear head even in extreme pain or chaos. She pushes her emotions down and centers her energy on a goal, scheming with patience.

But with all that said, she’s outwardly very sweet. She seems a little ditzy even. Acting 101: Damsel in distress. She has the giggle and blush down, but getting on her bad side would be a mistake. She’ll slit your throat while you sleep without thinking twice and then cry at your funeral with no one the wiser. In such a cruel world, who suspects the young helpless girl?

History:
Her family came to America in 1874, landing and staying in New York. Her father was a miserable drunk since mom got sick, as long as she could remember. After her mother passed her father got worse. With the help of her brother she put him out of his misery. The problem with killing their last parent was that soon they were homeless. She became tough.

On the streets they survived any way they could. It was during this time that she met James. His family favored illicit activity and used the swelling numbers of homeless youth as their personal army. They taught her to be tougher. She learned to keep her ears open. Secrets were a valuable commodity, but they alone didn’t keep her fed though so she also picked up a variety of other tricks.

One of these such tricks got her hauled in by the police, who decided to sentence her to one of the correctional orphan asylums. At first she thought it would be a nice reprieve from the street; but she was surrounded by the dregs of society. She became tougher still.

When she was fourteen James offered to marry her so she would be released to his custody. The first time he hit her was seven months later. She became tougher. She drank and smoked and prayed for infertility once James decided to consummate.

James was a monster; she had to believe that. She shot him in the chest for their second wedding anniversary. She used his rifle, the same one she carries today. She cleaned out the safe and took any easy to trade valuables and headed out of town. Her husband was a monster, but then again, so was she.
In Mahz's Dev Journal 9 yrs ago Forum: News
I know you've got a lot on your plate all powerful @Mahz, but I was wandering if you could make it so that we could resize images in the bbc code? No rush. It is just so easy to type [ img=200x100 ].

You awesome.
I really do like it. Thanks. :)
So far I really like the writing. @goldeagle1221 hilarious. I'm in if you're still accepting?
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