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@Nron one question here: if Tari is known as a troublemaker, then why was she made an ambassador?
Three reasons 1. She's good at diplomacy regardless of her tendency to play games with people. 2. Friends in high places with an interest in keeping a close eye on Glaces. Less suspicious to have the ambassador be the one doing the watching than some random human or orc serving in the embassy. 3. "If we send her off somewhere else she can't bother us over here."
Oh hey look TCA is here
Buncha scrublets wat wat
**_Achille, Sugar, & Shannon_** As yet another horn blared behind him Achille was reminded for possibly the hundredth time that week of the very reason he never drove around Black Fall during the winter season unless he absolutely had to. Despite the fact that traffic had compacted itself into a bumper-to-bumper conga line in front of his own vehicle, allowing Achille no room to move up or around the jam that was moving slower than paint dried, the driver directly behind him seemed to have it in his head that Achille was behind the delay in some way. Were he a lesser man he might have gotten out of the sedan to have a word with the angry driver in question. That would have required exiting the warm interior of the luxury vehicle and stepping out into the frigid air outside however so there was no way in hell that was happening. Instead, as he had done every time the driver had angrily slammed on his horn like it had hit him first, Achille simply reached over to the dashboard and turned up the radio some more, the sound of soft club jazz echoing inside the car and shaking off a few of the snowflakes that had found a tentative foothold on the smooth surface of the windshield. In truth Achille and his two passengers didn't need to go much farther down the road to reach their destination, a garage park with a single guard at the entrance waving off any vehicles that tried to pull in for a spot. The guard in question was a broad, tall Afrikaner who Achille knew through his sister, Eo. The guard, Wikus by name, was two years younger than Achille and had been in a relationship with Eo Sinagra for the better part of six years. As the trio made a final desperate push through the throng of traffic, another horn blast chasing them as they sped towards the car park, Wikus took not of them. His irritated frown turned into a pleasant smile when he recognized the owner of the vehicle, waving Achille through and indicating through some rather intricate hand gestures that the two of them would have to talk when he was on break. "Stay calm, Blathnat,." Shannon started off, ruffing her hands through Sugar's hair. Her little sister... Jesus, she was so excited a little while ago, now she's less than thrilled upon hearing that she'll have to get into a car. It took a little convincing, but it was more of getting to the destination that made Sugar continue into the car (That, and Shannon using Sugar's "princess" mentality to cox her in). Now, young Blathnat had her head rested on Shannon's lap the whole trip, with Shannon's hand on the side of her head, ruffing gently through her hair. Quietly assuring her. And not one word came out of Sugar's mouth, strangely. Shannon herself hasn't been able to see the... psychological... effects of the crash like this s - except for Blathnat's sudden "Imaginary Friend" appearing and her fear of cars.... Not that it was something she enjoyed seeing.... But, Shannon kept her eye on Achille... she didn't trust him, even though Sugar did. Well, he better not be planning anything shifty, since leather is one of the things that Shannon's able to control. It'd be a shame if the interior of this car got ruined. However, one of the things that Shannon does trust is Sugar, and her power specifically. Even when distracted, it seems that Sugar's telepathy works just fine... almost as if it's autonomous. In any case, if necessary, Shannon was sure that she could wrestle control of the car from Achille. It took another few minutes of cruising before Achille found a spot for the sedan, sliding it in between a pair of massive SUVs that looked like they wanted to be military vehicles when they grew up. He kept the keys in the ignition as he put the vehicle into park and turned to his passengers, grinning as per usual. He had hardly stopped doing so during the previous five or so hours so he saw little reason to do so now. "Well that was certainly an exciting drive. Sorry you two had to put up with the Grinch behind us. Guess we were keeping him from ruining someone else's Christmas huh?" He winked at Sugar, hoping it would help ease her nerves a bit. She had seemed less than thrilled at the whole car drive to begin with so he couldn't really say she'd look back fondly at the memory of being honked at for twenty minutes by some fat forty something behind the wheel of a Nacho-Town delivery truck. "Anywhere you two need to head in particular for this whole shindig? I don't need to deliver the good to the crew for another half hour so I've got time to kill if you wanna just check out some of the stands or floats before they launch." Thankfully, the car-ride came to an end, and Shannon quickly opened the door. Sugar was relieved to know that the car ride of fear was over. She raised her head as soon as the door was open, taking up an upright position, Sugar put her feet on the ground and slid her way across the leather seats. Fast actually. Her feet were on the familiar concrete awfully fast. Sugar immediately let out a sigh, and her head went from the left to the right. Blue eyes scanning her surroundings. The fair! She was wondering if she'd get here! That fast fear was quickly replaced with the childlike joy she's used to. And it showed in the smile that etched across her lips. Far as the eye could see, there were the familiar stands that made up the fair. She wants cotton candy! And candy canes! And caramel apples! And everything! But is it worth it if she isn't with her father and mother? Achille's question went over her head as the war raged on inside of Sugar. Whether she should be happy she's here, or sad they're not here. On the other hand, Shannon was much more calm while carrying herself through the fair. She merely walked up besides Sugar and gave the place the same run down. Before she had crossed her arms, she adjusted her glasses, and gave everything the same neutral glare as always. The same Fair she's been going to since, what? The time she was ten and sent to live with Debby? Which had to be over a decade ago... Honestly nothing new. The same old, same old. Vendors, creeps, annoying people, and the people who choose to prey on them. Shannon shrugged and let out some air. Ultimately, she didn't care for this place, since she's just as likely to get groped than have some semblance of "fun". Whatever. Achille had to ask them if they needed to be anywhere. Well Shannon might as well engage in the casual dialogue at least. Hm. There was meeting Debby, but she was going to sort that out real fast. "... Not at the moment." Shannon answered, pulled one arms away and putting it on her chin, two fingers on her jawline. "I guess we can just enjoy the fair for now, I guess." She quickly snatched that hand away as she shrugged. Her stomach started growling, and it made her realize the downside to skipping lunch quite fast. "Perhaps we can get something to eat, uh...." She doubted that he was going to pay, unless he was that big of a gentleman. After all, this whole trip was him "repaying" the Balores for helping him (Even though they haven't lost anything). The mere mention of food brought a gleam to Achille's grin that outshone the brightest Christmas tree. If there was one thing he could provide and enjoy in spades other than laughter and money, it was food. He had also forgotten to eat after the little performance he and the off duty crew at the Big Top had put on for Sugar so his energy levels were demanding a bit of recharging anyway. "Food 's good with me. What are you thinking? Pizza? Sausages? Apple fritters? Oh, how about those weird doughnutty battery things with the powdered sugar? "Tunnel Cakes" or whatever they're called. I've heard they're pretty great but I've never had them." He brushed a few snowflakes out of his hair, the thick black locks falling back into their usual place once the white crystals had been freed. "Or better yet, why don't we just go around the stalls and eat a bit of everything? My treat of course. I feel I owe you after putting you two through that car ride. The kid especially." He had meant to inquire about Sugar's leg in the car but after seeing the state she was in after the first few minutes he had wisely kept his questions to himself. Achille didn't like to jump to conclusions but if he had to guess he'd say that her missing limb and her attitude towards the car ride were connected. Even if that wasn't true however, he was going to make sure he made up for the honking driver and all the little stops and starts that plagued their ride to the car park. As the group passed by a vendor and a couple of rowdy teenagers Achille spied something across the street that stood out to him. With little more than a quick "Wait here!" he bolted through the crowd, surprisingly agile and balanced for someone of his size. A minute later he reappeared out of the throng, holding a trio of sticks above his head, each with a thick napkin of some sort wrapped around it. As Achille drew closer however it became clear that the sticks were in fact skewers, a steaming kebab impaled along the length of each. The meat on the spits were thick, slightly charred and extra juicy, still hot from the grill where they had only recently been taken from. The scent of well cooked meat washed over the others as Achille halted in front of them again, two of the kebabs extended outward in offering. "I've always wanted to try these." he said, an almost childlike glee manifesting itself on his face as he marveled at the grilled delight he had just acquired. "Here, take them." Naturally, Shannon was incorrect yet again (Snap!). Looks like Achille was willing to get them food. Well, not that she could complain - more money in her pockets, after all - but she was still mighty suspicious of him. As he walked up with the kebabs, Shannon bumped Sugar rather hard with the hand that was closest to her. When Sugar looked up with those blue eyes of hers, Shannon was quick to tell her what she wanted, "Can you get "Sir Reginald" to, uh, tell me what he's thinking?" Shannon quickly asked of her sister... She didn't know the mechanics behind her power, but from what Sugar (And Debby, who can sense it's presence) tells her, it has something to do with that "Imaginary Friend". Oooooh. Read the man's thoughts again? Sugar felt a little underwhelmed by that request, since Sir Reginald had alerted her ages ago that Achille meant no harm, and was more or less the man he appeared to be. But Shannon asked her, Sugar had no choice but to oblige! Sugar looked up at Sir Reginald, who was invisible, high above Sugar (Maybe up there to have a good vantage point, but Sugar didn't display the most awareness herself, so she just figured that he was up there to be up there). Sugar didn't require his help, so he merely taken to observing for now. She merely sent the request to him, and he followed through with it. Piercing through the man's mind, into his inner-psyche, and transmitting it right into Sugar's brain. Good. Something about kebabs. Time to report back to Shannon with this new development! "Psst," Sugar whispered, "He wants to give us Kebabs..." Shannon's palm immediately slapped against her face, covering her eyes. "... Forget I ever asked." Sugar will some day make an incredible detective. She just knew it. Just deal with Achille, that's all she had to do, really. She had to force herself to smile. Though, it looked more like she was crazy. As the smile was too wide, cheeks too rounded, and it just looked like she was putting "too much" energy into it. Well, she didn't know how much energy was too much since the only energy she put into these situations were strictly none. "Why thank you..." She said, leaning in forward to grab onto the kebab, and looking him dead in the eyes through her glasses. Hm. Shannon never ate such foods often, but it couldn't be too awful. Unless it was actually rat meat he was offering them.... Food! Sugar didn't hesitate to snatch the kebab from Achille's hand and take a bite... mmmm... not bad. Truly worthy of Princess Sugar! Achille here... in her eyes, he was a knight. Big, strong, and noble. Just like all knights should be! Even went out on a dangerous journey to get her food. Simply knightly. However, while this was good, she was in the mood for something else. Some cotton candy, actually. She found it simply delectable, almost like all other sugared treats. There was a reason why she was called Sugar. She was simply sweet as Sugar. Where was some, actually? Sugar knew how to solve this, call upon Sir Reginald! While Achille was a knight, Sir Reginald will always be her one true knight. She looked up at him again, and mentally sent the command, "Find me some cotton candy, please." And he floated off in some random direction. In relation to Sugar, he was going behind her. He didn't escape her eyes, not even for a second... she was almost ready to follow him.... The kebab was almost at it's end, the skewer was almost out. Okay, Shannon liked this more than she thought that she would, actually. It was so krispy, and the meats were so juuuuicy.... Of course, that had to come to a close. Shannon didn't realize it until it was too late, but someone had slammed into her shoulder-arm areas at high speed. All she felt was the collision between the two (And the immediately felt the pain shoot up her arm) and her getting knocked over. "Hey!" She loudly shouted as she threw her arms up to brace herself, but all she did was let her shoulders take the brunt of the fall (Probably brusing them for later). Her glasses had fallen off her face, and thankfully, as a reflex action using her power, had caught them... well, in a way. She merely slowed down their descent so they wouldn't shatter on impact. Her control over plastics wasn't nearly as good as her ability to control fabrics, but it did help her. Obviously, the first thing Shannon did was grab her glasses and push them back up her nose. Otherwise, she can't see worth shit. She stood straight up, and turned towards the person who had the audacity to crash into her. She gave him the up down... a tall, lanky, teen, had to be at least eighteen, with short blond hair, and wearing a plain tan padded winter-coat with jeans (Like everyone in this city wears). She was about to raise hell when she noticed something was off. She had whipped around. Where the hell is Sugar? Oh no. Shannon's head turned around to see every corner of her field of vision, but where ever she looked, all she saw were more people, or vendors. No Blathnat. "Wait, where's Blathnat?!" Shannon had asked, her eyes were wide. "Where the hell did she..." She asked herself again, before choosing to outright shout, "Sugar!"
Achille, Sugar, & Shannon

Achille might not have noticed the older girl until later if she hadn't spoken up after his untimely collision with the small red headed child. She was not quite as eyecatching, (at least not to him) with the look of someone who either didn't quite go out of her way to be the center of attention or simply didn't want people to notice her if at all possible. That was not to say she entirely faded into the background though. The red dress she wore draped down to around shin length before falling away to a flash of skin followed shortly by a pair of black lace boots, all putting her in sharp contrast to the neon glow of the surrounding arcade cabinets. It even sparkled a bit which Achille thought was a nice touch. Even if he had failed to notice her initially though he was more than able to recognize the tone in her voice. It boded ill, to say the least.

"Hey! Can you watch where you're going?" Six little words and a single contraction were all it took for Achille to get the feeling that he had stumbled into the wrong little girl (not to say there was a right little girl to stumble into of course.) Achille was almost poised to offer a second apology at the tone of her voice alone when the redheaded child spoke up, apparently not quite as irritated as the other now that she had her glasses back atop her nose.

"Oooooh, I can help you, Mister." Fantastic. His attention back on the child, Achille waited with bated breath. As she pointed out the coin slot he nodded his head, having noticed it on the other cabinets earlier. In retrospect it seemed a bit obvious that the machines would use coins but as someone who rarely carried around any monetary assets smaller than a ten dollar bill change had never really played a part in his daily life. In fact, the only thing he had on him at the moment was a debit card tied to one of his bank accounts and a hundred dollar bill, smiling at him wryly from the inside of his wallet. Apparently the young girl (had he heard the other girl call her 'Sugar'? Odd name.) lacked even change as she dug into the pockets of her dress (also red, though slightly longer on her than the other girl.). Undeterred, she latched onto the other girl and tried to barter for a loan at the Bank of Red and Angry.

Suppressing a chuckle as the older girl sighed in resignation and handed over a neat little column of coins, Achille watched with amusement as 'Sugar' (Got to ask about that name...) lost her focus on explaining the fine art of Arcade-ing and fell back into eating pixels and chasing ghosts. Aware of the somewhat awkward situation he had landed the older girl in (and hoping to apologize for apparently irritating her earlier) Achille turned his attention to her instead, the corners of his mouth curling upwards ever so slightly into a tiny grin that wasn't aggressively friendly. She didn't seem the type to appreciate his usual brand of 'Dive in up to your neck' affection and affability.

"I feel I should apologize to you for putting you through the trouble of feeding my curiosity miss." He said, his tone showing his embarrassment quite clearly, "I don't get around the town as much as I used to these days with work and all of life's little troubles so when I find a place like this I tend to get a bit swept up and forget myself. I honestly hadn't expected her to take me up on my request. Though," He chuckled, "it doesn't look like she's regretting the decision." Shifting his weight, he reached around his back and pulled out his wallet, "Once the little one is done there you let me know how much I owe you. Least I can do."

Shannon almost immediately cursed herself when this big buffoon started talking. But she knew better than to curse in front of Blathnat. Of course, her younger sister was the only thing keeping Shannon from walking away... but, on the flipside, Shannon could tell him off like she did with those other two guys again. Since Blathnat clearly isn't paying attention to her. So glued to her games... I hope she is happy. Well, he seems to be affable to say the least. Offering to give her money? Over what has to be a simple demonstration of the machine? Shannon didn't know what this man's aim was, but she was always ready to assume the worst. She always had her guard up, and never let it down. That's what kept her out of trouble... and away from the people that she despised so much.

"It is fine..." Shannon huffed, looking at the floor, almost purposely avoiding eye-contact with him. Until she had raised her head and turned those brown eyes towards Achille to meet them. "Blath- Sugar's nice, likes to help people... but as you can tell... she doesn't have much of an attention-span...." Shannon crossed her arms, and let out a puff of air front in between her lips. Niceness will only carry Sugar so far, yes. Eventually it's going to get in her more trouble than naught. At least Shannon learned beforehand that the world doesn't give you anything for being "nice".

Now, she needed to handle the matter of getting money... The last thing she wanted was to be in debt to a complete stranger. While she was in a "tight-spot" when it came to money, what would be worse would be trying to take the easy way out. "Sorry, but it's fine." Shannon quietly quipped, while she pushed out her palm until it came in contact with the man's leather wallet, and, thus, she pushed it into his chest. It was the best thing to do right now. "Only a few quarters. It's nothing."

Finally, she figured that she should get formalities out of the way. Didn't matter, since the chances of meeting this man again was slim to none. "Just to get this out of the way, my name is Shannon." She leaned back up against the machine and kept her arms firmly around her chest. Brown eyes drifted towards her little sister as she realized that Blathnat was so caught up in her game that she was absolutely oblivious to the world. Shannon poked her lips out and pressed them together. Eyes were on Sugar. "Her name is Sugar." Shannon had to introduce the child to Achile herself. Seriously, if Shannon wasn't here, this man might have been able to snatch her. But, long as she's breathing, that will never.

"Can't say I've ever met a 'Sugar' before," Achille said, replacing his wallet with a shrug. He hadn't really expected the girl, Shannon, the accept in the first place but he was always willing to go the extra mile with people. "Kill em with kindness" as the saying went. "Can't say I haven't met someone her age who doesn't have a bit of trouble keeping focused either." He chuckled a bit, something from his childhood coming to mind. "She could be much worse though. I used to be a right terror at her age... assuming her age is around 9. I had a bad habit of going to the theatre with my grandfather and ending up on the roof shouting out lines from the plays at anyone passing by. I'm fairly certain they've still banned me from going near the roof access stairwell there."

"Somewhat correct," Shannon shrugged and adjusted her glasses. She calmly listened to the rest of Achille's story. "She's eight." She sighed. Achille's story was sounded insignificant at first, but Shannon managed to get some insight out of him. Hm. He seemed like the troublesome type when he was younger (I hope he dropped that habit.). But that wasn't the point. The man seemed to have gone to the theatre... Movie theatre? Or the classy theatres like the Columbiana where they preform excellent plays? She could ask him, but she wasn't sure if he was "worth" a conversation. For now, Shannon had no choice but to continue the idle small-talk. At least until she has a good reason to call him out, and send him on his way. "And 'Sugar' is a nickname.... but I don't think she'd appreciate me telling anyone her real name." Shannon felt the chuckle building up inside of her, but she choose to keep it down. She didn't want this man getting the idea that she was getting friendly with him, after all.

Shrugging again, he turned his eyes back on Sugar and her game, watching the pixels race around and around the pre-set stage. He almost missed being able to lose himself in an activity as much as the young girl could. Almost. He certainly didn't miss the toothaches, awkward realization that girls had bits he wanted to see, or that time in the fifth grade where his PE teacher had tried to make him do laps in the pool wearing a girls swimsuit. Achille shivered and locked that memory away where it belonged. Hoping to distract himself from that line of thought, he pressed on with his conversation, his eyes still locked on the game all the while.

"Do you two come here a lot? I'd assume it'd be easy for her" he nodded at Sugar, "to spend an entire day in here on these machines. Though I suppose it'd get pretty expensive and tiring to do this sort of thing on a normal basis for most people in the city, especially this time of year when the Fair is getting on it's feet and everyone is running around to watch the floats and performers." He took a quick glance at his phone's lock screen, eying the time on the digital face. Still had quite a bit of time before the Fair would even begin so he wasn't too worried about this meeting going on for awhile if that's how it played out.

An easy answer, for a simple question. Shannon and Sugar rarely come by Arcadia Heights for anything other than a special occasion. So they rarely got to side the "pride" and "joy" of the city for themselves. Shannon shrugged, "I'm going to be completely honest here when I say that this is my first time coming here." She answered with a lack of emotion in her voice. It was hard to get talking about things with a complete stranger... though, he isn't that bad, she had to admit. But not enough for her to drop her guard. "You should see this place in the summer time," She added, "It gets loaded with tourists who want to indulge themselves on boring beaches and hit on girls.... Which is why I like this place in the Fall season... Less annoying people to deal with." In her eyes, it was only slightly less, but an improvement.

He was slightly worried about Shannon's apparent lack of a desire to contribute to their conversation beyond bits and pieces but Achille was used to that with most strangers when he first spoke to them. Soon they were all like Simone back at the bakery though. Well OK, not exactly like Simone. Most weren't quite as determined to marry him into their families. Seeing an opportunity to turn the conversation in an unexpected and possibly more fruitful direction, Achille turned back to Shannon, a sly grin on his face.

"Have either of you been to the Big Top?" He jerked his head in the directions he estimated the Black Fall Big Top was in relation to the Arcade. If she wasn't going to accept some cash then maybe she'd accept a bit of free entertainment for herself and Sugar. He got the feeling that looking after the kid as she was obviously doing might leave Shannon a bit less receptive to strangers like himself and there were few things in the city that could turn irritation into fascination than watching Sven arm wrestle one of the elephants into submission.

Big Top...? Now Shannon has heard of that place, a Circus in this very district that has it all. Elephants! High flying stunts! Excitement... Not Shannon's thing, when it came down to it. She was certain that Deborah and Sugar would love it, but she digressed. She wouldn't go there without one of them. "Heard of it, but I have never gone there." She answered Achille, and never took her eyes off of him.

On Sugar's side of things, she was actually tackling this game. Under the little Princess's hand, she managed to collect a majority of the orbs. The ghosts were closing in! But it wasn't too late to pick up the power-up and gobble up some ghosts! Speaking of Ghosts, her familiar was still watching over her. Standing exactly behind her, he stood statically, but was always ready to follow Sugar's wishes. He listened to the conversation... while he took a more passive role, he always made sure that Sugar was aware. Because there was so much he could do and remain a secret. Far as he could tell, there was no immediate danger in her presence, but he knew that there was something that Sugar would enjoy later. After reading Achille's thoughts briefly, he knew exactly what he was planning. However, it was entirely up to his Mistress whether or not she would even give him the opportunity. He is the loyal Servant, never faltering, after all.

With a simple telepathic urge, Sugar's eyes were pried away from the machine, and she turned that small head of hers towards Achille, giving him her full attention. Hands were still on the controls. Of course, since she wasn't paying attention, she had to rely on Sir Reginald:

"Have either of you been to the Big Top?"

Hm? No she has not, actually. But she'd love to! She heard of the place and from what she was told, it was a circus! In her kingdom. They can give her the Princess treatment! She simply shook her head from left to right, a clear indicator of what her answer was. Following it up with a meek, "No, Sir, I haven't been there." She was about to turn her attention back to the game, but this was no time for games! Sir Reginald told her that something important was happening here, and she had to pay attention. It was her duty. "But, it's like a circus, right?" She looked away for a second, and her expression changed from a smile to a more neutral, somber, expression. She thought about it for a moment (after she said it).

Achille was taken aback for a moment at the sudden shift in Sugar's interest, leaving him wondering how long she'd been paying attention to their conversation. He might have been slightly ashamed at talking about her when he thought she wasn't listening too if she didn't show such an interest in the Big Top. He switched gears immediately, his posture going from that of a relaxed observers to a showman selling to an audience, the large grin on his face only serving to fortify the change.

"Exactly!" He practically yelled, reining in his volume and enthusiasm near the end to avoid making the situation awkward. Also he didn't want to spook Sugar. She didn't seem like the most confident kid for some reason. "We've got everything down there! Lions, horseback riders, fire eaters. We've even got a few orangutans who can almost reenact the 2004 presidential deba-" he stopped himself. "Right you wouldn't get that... it's impressive though so that's all that matters. And I", here he stopped to over-dramatically 'fix' his collar and dust off his sleeves, "can get the two of you in for free. As re-compensation for showing me how the Arcade works of course. No strings attached or debt to be paid."

"Whoa..." Sugar seemed enticed by Achille's offer, yes. She thought it'd be incredible. The animals, the stunts, the tricks. All preformed for her! Princess of the Black Fall kingdom. She wondered if any magicians would be there... not the kind of "Magician" you'd think of when you hear the word. But Sugar believed that all Meta-humans were "magicians", due to her lack of understanding of them, and therefore, she knew that they were magical in nature. Opposed to... whatever they were.

Achille had thrown in that last part for Shannon's sake. He wasn't sure if she had declined his earlier offer out of pride or suspicion but he figured if he could eliminate one of the possibilities he might get her approval. Besides, he had time to kill and he saw no reason that he couldn't entertain some strangers on a chilly day like this. His other plan had been to mess around at the arcade for an hour before driving back home for a quick two hour nap to prep for the Fair.

Lions and tigers and... whatever else that stupid saying said. Doesn't matter. It was clear that Mr. Achille really wanted to repay them - that, or he was really eager to rope them into whatever scheme he had planned (That grin doesn't help, sir...). Shannon had found herself indecisive, really. She could turn down the man and never speak to him again. But would she really be cold enough to rob Sugar of a chance to see this circus for herself? Answer was no, but if she were to go, this man better not try anything shifty like go behind stage and expect them to be his groupies. "Hmmm..." She hummed to herself, thinking really hard. Before letting out a sigh, closing her eyes, and tilting her head downwards somewhat. Almost like she was defeated. "Very well, you present an offer I cannot refuse.... but backstage passes are not necessary." Shannon was quick to add, hoping to shoot down any schemes. Nope, she planned on staying in the watchful eye of the public.

"Yay!" Sugar didn't even have to say anything, all she did while Achille talked was wait. She was going to the circus! It was going to be fun. She had completely forgotten about her game... which she lost so hard that the hidden fist was going to deploy.

"Yay!" Achille mimicked, punching the air a few times in celebration of his triumph over adversity and other such nonsense. Truth be told he was a bit excited about showing these two the Big Top. Granted, the actual show was cancelled for the night with most of the performers assisting the Fair, but he was sure he could get at least two of the elephant handlers on board to put on a bit of an act for them. Getting Sven and the others however... that would be trickier. But[/b, he thought to himself as he collected his composure and jangled his keys for his two soon-to-be guests to see, [b]that's a hurdle to jump later. It was then that Achille realized he had forgotten something important.

"Before we go however," he said, practically diving into a low, sweeping bow towards both ladies and cocking his head just enough for them to see his charming little grin, "I'm Achille, Ringmaster at the Black Fall Big Top. At your very own service."
"Hey Ringmaster! Don't forget the breadsticks tonight 'aight?"

Ah yes, Achille thought to himself as he finished wrapping the thick woolen scarf around his neck, the call of the wild co-worker being treated to free food. Some weeks I fear I might forget it's sweet, sweet sound. Internalized sarcasm aside, Achille didn't mind the ribbing he was getting from everyone at the Black Fall Big Top that afternoon, having lost fair and square against his fellow acrobat Jessica not two hours earlier in the final act of last show of the day. Normally the Big Top had two shows in a single day, one before the afternoon and one in the evening, the evening show being significantly smaller and more catered to an older audience that would fully appreciate the belly dancers, knife throwers, and lack of clowns. Tonight however the show had been cancelled to allow for some of the performers to lend their crafts to the Christmas Fair. Achille had not, much to his secret joy, been one of those asked to do so. Instead he was in charge of purchasing dinner for the entire troupe, a task he was looking forward to. It was difficult for Achille to be unhappy about anything where good food was involved.

Slipping on his dress coat, Achille gave the list on his phone one final reading before heading out.


  • 12 extra large pizzas - 'get whatever just no bacon'

  • Six bread bowl soups- half clam chowder half chicken noodle

  • Three pitchers of beer, one bottle of vodka, one jug of mead

  • Three 'Everything and Then Some' orders from 'Wok the Wok' down in Chinatown.

  • 'The hottest goddamn peppers you can find I'm going to get Marcus this week I swear to god man'



That last item was a bit of a special request straight from one of the elephant handlers, a small balding man with glasses who went by George. He and one of the other handlers had been locked in a sort of not-so-cold Cold War where they would attempt to one up the other by means of ever escalating practical jokes and pranks. It was all in good fun of course and the elephants didn't seem to mind being dragged into the friendly conflict now and then either so that was a bonus. Achille added in a quick note about asking for a ghost pepper at a few stores before locking the phone and slipping it into his coat pocket.

It was only around eleven when Achille exited the Big Top into the sprawling parking lot that lay beyond, the snow that had lain thick and heavy across the blacktop that morning now thankfully cast aside into huge mounds of white crystal that would have shimmered had the sun been out in its full glory. Achille made his way to his car as quickly as he could, swearing softly as he fumbled for his keys in the brisk winter air. Despite his enjoyment of snow and wet weather in general, Achille's body was possessed of a rather poor tolerance for the cold which made even the slightest breezes shiver inducing. Finally locating his keys and mashing the unlock button, Achille threw open the door to his car, a 2016 model BMW G11 sedan that his grandfather Ermes had purchased for him a few months earlier on his birthday to celebrate his work at the Big Top. It was a nice car even if the mileage wasn't the greatest, with plenty of head and legroom for someone his size thanks to the adjustable seating and telescoping steering wheel. It also heated up fast which was all that Achille cared about as he practically dove inside, pulling the door shut behind him as he turned the key in the ignition and cranked the heat all the way up.

With the air inside the vehicle quickly warming up and a list of orders to make, Achille wasted no time in pulling out of the parking lot and onto the street that would take him to his first stop at the closest bakery, a small place owned by an older couple originally from Tuscany that he had taken to visiting every week due to their wide and delicious selection of breads and their skill with a stone brick pizza oven. Making sure to call ahead, Achille was met at the door by the owner and his wife, Sebastian and Simone. Simone was a diminutive woman of around fifty two who had a kind, motherly face that drew in customers almost as well as the aroma of the couples handiwork. Her husband, by contrast, was burdened with a face that seemed to always be locked in an expression of extreme boredom or mild constipation. Sebastian had never spoken a word in Achille's presence, possibly because his wife never left room for him to add to any conversation. Achille was well prepared for the verbal tango she would spring on him before he even stepped through the front door.

"Achille! My poor skinny boy!" Simone's usual greeting to him. She seemed to think anyone under the age of thirty should be as chunky as a two month old infant. "Tell me, what has you calling us in such a hurry today? A hot date maybe? Come to buy a bouquet of baguettes for a lucky someone?" Achille shook his head and grinned.

"Afraid not. Do have a big order for you though if you're up for it." Simone held out her hand as Achille offered his phone to her, the list blown up on the screen. Giving it only a passing glance she turned it over to her husband who raised an eyebrow, grunted, then walked off towards the kitchen after tossing it back. Achille had been at the bakery enough to know that Sebastian had given his approval. Now all he had to do was extract himself before-

"You know Achille," Simone suddenly crooned at his side, her arm interlocked with his own. Achille sometimes forgot that Simone was a meta-human herself, she and her husband both sharing varying degrees of speed acceleration that made managing an order as large as his quite easy. It also made trapping young bachelors like himself a joke. "I have the most beautiful granddaughter. She is the tesoro of Tuscany I always say. She's a quiet little thing, soft on the eyes and on the ears; a perfect wife one might imagine. If, of course, she met the right young man...?"

"Simone you know I'm not ready for that kind of thing." Achille chuckled nervously, a slight flush reddening his cheeks. She always did this to him. "Besides, isn't she dating that chef down at the Rising Sun?" Simone made a face and waved her hand dismissively.

"That good for nothing? He tried to tell her to use her powers for food delivery. Can you believe that? No man worthy of being my granddaughter's husband would let his wife to be run about in this dangerous town delivering greasy gutter food."

"And the sous chef you were talking about last wee-"

"He moved to France with one of the waiter boys."

"Did he? Well I guess that will happen when you meet the right one, ey? But listen, Simone, I've really got to get going." With a bit of awkward twisting and what felt like momentarily dislocating his shoulder Achille managed to free his arm from the matchmaker's death grip. "I'll be back around six for the food if that's alright. As long as they're warm I don't think the troupe will care when you make them." Knowing she had failed to catch her quarry yet again Simone blew a small raspberry before crossing her arms and huffing.

"You never bring in any girls with you. Or boys." she said crossly, clearly having hoped for a bit more time to grill him, "What am I supposed to tell the other mothers at poker night?" Achille laughed and shot her another smile as he prepared to brave the windy wastes once more.

"Tell them that if they want their kids or grandkids to get a look at me that we're always selling tickets at the Big Top." He ducked out of the store before she could brain him with a loaf of pretzel bread.

Things went significantly smoother after escaping Simone, the traffic on the street moving at a surprisingly acceptable rate given the preparations and rerouting the Fair was causing. It took twenty minutes to arrive in Chinatown and not even a quarter of that to place his order with the bright eyed young boy sitting behind the desk at the entrance, 'Wok the Wok' being another family owned business that Achille liked to frequent both for its food and it's people. Despite asking numerous times Achille had yet to get the boy's name out of him. Around the 'Wok' he was referred to simply as 'boy' or 'you'. Either way, the boy was a frequent attendee to his shows down at the Big Top so he always lit up like a christmas tree whenever Achille walked in to order. He even managed to talk to one of the shop owners in the 'town about acquiring some hotter than usual peppers (after informing him several times that, no, he would not like to purchase a bear cub).

With a bag of strangely shaped peppers on his terminal and quite a few hours to kill before he would have to pick up the food, Achille drove back to Arcadia heights, placing a pickup order at the liquor store for later that night on the way and arriving shortly after the digital clock on his dashboard hit 12:00 PM. A detour along the way took Achille down a street he'd been on numerous times, though he'd only been in several of the establishments that it boasted. One of the ones he recalled never having entered caught his eye, a large building that strongly resembled some of the old theaters Achille had seen in movies and shows before. The neon sign brightly proclaimed the eye catching structure as being the 'ARCADE BLUES'. Achille had heard quite a lot about the place from his co-workers and his sister, though he always seemed to forget about it whenever he had free time to explore the city.

Well, he thought to himself as he started to look for a decent parking spot nearby, I've got the time now so why the hell not. After several more minutes of searching Achille managed to find a spot, slipping the sedan neatly into the open space and hiding the peppers away in a small cooler he kept in the back seat for occasions such as this before exiting the vehicle and making his way across the street to the storefront. If the exterior of the Arcade was interesting then the interior was doubly so. Rows upon rows of neatly lines cabinets housing arcade games of all sorts and seemingly from any time frame. Achille recognized a few of the titles like Pac-Man and Galaga but the rest were foreign to him.. Needless to say his interest was piqued. He also had no clue how anything worked in an arcade. Content to just watch for now, Achille wandered the aisles for a time, occasionally watching others mash away at the buttons and joysticks before moving further into the store.

Turning a corner sharply he nearly bowled over a small red headed child, pulling himself to an abrupt halt before he could so much as bump into her thankfully. She appeared to be playing Pac-Man, at least for the moment. Figuring he could use the situation to his advantage, Achille adjusted his scarf and gave the girl a courteous smile.

"Oh! Sorry about that little miss. Nearly flattened you there. Say, would you happen to know how I go about actually... playing anything here?" He rubbed the back of his neck as his smile turned sheepish. "Never been to an arcade before I'm afraid."
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