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Hello, Oakman over here, Role Playing since 2006. I can RP anything, from high fantasy, to advanced military, to sci-fi with all its glorious sub-genres.

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Snazzy The Reaper Avalai had shook the reaper off his balance, figuratively, grim reapers lacked middle ears so they couldn't experience imbalance anyway,back to the story, he calmly took a towel off from the drawers and placed it on his back. Calmly wiping a glass as he murmured in an unheard voice, "Sidecar blah blah, look at me, bewbs and fangs, blah blah I got thralls, what a bitch. If it weren't for the old days I'd snatch this canines of her pretty mouth and--" As Snazzy was murmuring he was getting more and more grim in tone and appearance, then once he was done preparing the sidecar drink his face returned to normal, his tone friendly again. Snazzy looked at the other bartender serving on the other side, he walked over, made a cut in the neck of said bartender and put the glass underneath the dark oozing liquid waterfall. The bartender, bleeding, kept his pace and served monsters their drinks. Snazzy came back to face the Queen and slowly placed her drink in front of her, "ONE MUTHAFUCKING SIDECAR WITH A FEW DROPS OF FRESH ZOMBIE BARTENDER BLOOD, WELCOME FUCKING COME AGAIN, always a pleasure Avalai dear." His final word wasn't heard as a mummy looking skeleton monster snatched the queen around to face him, "Great, even more wildcards, because John Doe wasn't enough" Snazzy yelped, he resumed shining glasses and walked away to another monster.
I'm sorry that my first post butted into your conversation, @ReaptheMusic and @oakman. I didn't really know of a better way to start off than to inject myself into a conversation.
Not an issue! Also writing up my post now..
I am liking the direction of the RP, I hope it goes like this for quite some time, writing in this RP is as fun as reading the posts! I know I started this as a laid back fun thing, but if you guys want a plot down the line let me know.
@Earnest Evans Yes it is always open! Edit: Great CS!
1 sounds interesting
Lord De Gravee The Lord was welcoming key guests into the lobby as he was carefully directing them away from the debris caused by the extraterrestrial landing. Then he walked back to the lobby and was whistled by the wendigo he had ignored earlier. "Blimey, you can't just whistle you filthy dog, don't you know who this is?" A ghost had lost it in front of the Lord. "It is okay Tim tong, you may continue with the repairs, ah yes, my dear guests, room 303 should be on the third floor, 204 on the second, just take the stairs and ask the ghosts for help, they will be kind to do so. Enjoy." Snazzy The Reaper Snazzy was furious he wasn't invited to the annual monster celebrations at Hotel Le Horrid, he was offended the lord wouldn't personally invite him. Sitting at his couch in the living room of some deserted New Jersey apartment, Snazzy snapped his fingers and he was instantly teleported to the hotel lobby. "What a damn scene, oh there you are you stinking excuse of a Lord!" The reaper couldn't finish as the Lord walked away and ignored his remarks, "Damn, will reap your soul one day, given you have one." Snazzy floated off into the bar, he jumped over and greeted the guests enjoying their drinks, "What have we here? A terrifyingly unremarkable bartender, it is a shame, let's take of that." Snazzy snapped the bartender's neck, a juicy black liquid poured out, he as a zombie bartender. "Countess, And gentlemen, freaks, and unrecognized demons (John doe), I am your bartender for the evening, SNAZZY THE GRIM FUCKING REAPER." Snazzy then dashed to the multi-handed man, and mimicked him in mockery "Hellu there folks, howdy, dowdy partner eh hullo, what the hell man? You are like the boring-est monster in here, just shove those hands down your throat and shut up JEHHHHSUS!" Snazzy then grabbed some bottles and prepared an Iced Water for the man he just mocked, all the while, the entire time, he was holding his scythe with him.
Hey sorry about not getting my CS's up yet work been murdering me for the best few days. I should have it up with the next day.
Alright take your time, the RP hasn't started yet anyway.
So far so hilarious, Kitsune will get suite 803, eighth floor our farmer stead gets room 510, fifth floor John Doe gets the attic room, it's refurbished, that's at the south tower. So after everyone goes to their room and stays for the night, the lord will then annouce all to meet at the pool. Anything can happen till then, (just don't cause anymore destruction John Doe, this is a 1400 years old hotel)
The Countess Avalai walked out of her carriage with such elegance that chilled the bones of the fiendish Lord, he kissed her hands, they were cold, colder than his heart. "Very long indeed, it is quite an honor to bestow your elegance to such a place, it will only bring much joy to the celebrations!" The Lord then ordered a ghost to take care of the queen and taker and her entourage to her suite, but before he could finish KABAAAAAAAM- something crashed from the heavens, destroying much of what it landed on. "BY SATAN'S BEARD! WHAT IS THIS? AN ACT OF GOD? TO RUIN MY CELEBRATIONS?" the lord yelled with great fury as he ran towards the lobby, now a destroyed debris. The lord moves the monster crouds aside as he made it to the center of the show, there was a black, shiny being on fours. "You are not an angel! But you still crashed through the Lord's Hotel! The damage is irreplaceable, my my." The Ghosts came pouring from all sides, picking up debris and clearing the place, "Chop chop, clean up this place and begin repairs immediately!" The Lord then turned his gaze to the shape shifter, "YOU, I trust you can take care of our unexpected guest? Help him and see what he needs, take him to a good room, you are after all getting a suite, helping is the least you can do, mini me." The Lord then clapped his hands and smiled foolishly, telling everyone it is alright and they may continue checking in. The lord rushed outside to apologize to the countess and bowed as he asked her to carefully go to her suite. Eventually two more notable guests arrived, one that wasn't greatly dressed, "should have sent dressing codes, oh welcome! Welcome to the grand monsters hotel, please check in!" Moments later a beautiful lady in white dress walked in, the Lord recognized her as an Elder Kitsune, he welcomed her and asked the ghosts to assist her to her suite.
Great posts people. Status Quo We are still at the courtyard welcoming monsters into the lobby, Jack you get room number 303 third floor Wendigo you will eventually get room 204 second floor Like will get Suite 802 eight floor countess will have suite 801 eight floor the rest I will assign you rooms once you reach the lobby.
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