"Loopholes only exist as the game is in progress, Ah he wins, therefore only he can grab the card," Jack began, interrupting himself to finish the game, he reached out to try and grab the card, but as he got closer something stopped his hand, a unexplained force,an unmistakable shimmering noise occurred as he pushed against it, "The rules of the game won't let me take the card, nor will it let you. Now back onto the matter at hand, a receipt, which as I'm sure we have established has defined my order as complimentary, as do the other receipts they have tried to create," he motioned once more to the employee and manager, who had seemed to have given up, "Is admissible evidence, whereas claiming that I had caused them to not charge me through magic is not, from a court point of view, I am in the right, they gave me a gift, I accepted said gift. Hence the terminology used in the receipt," Jack made an exaggerated motion and pointed to the word 'complimentary' once more.
These people really aren't getting it are they, he thought to himself, his apple pie was probably cold by now.
Then he saw the hulking figure walking towards him, chair in hand, this could not be good. He needed to think, needed to think of a game to avert this guys attention. The chair was raised above his head, and began it's decent. Jack didn't have enough time to adjust to the situation, he couldn't even get out of the way.
He reacted, throwing himself against the guy who still held his arm, he was strong enough to support him right? He sure as hell hoped so as the chair hit him, he curled in his head, he wouldn't walk out of this with brain damage if he could help it.
He began to buckle, but it was directly onto Stopman, the support idea had worked. Mostly, Jack was left in a half standing state, rather pathetically, although he did manage to say one thing, "please tell me this counts as assault," his neck was killing him, as was most of his back, and his shoulders. Hopefully nothing was broken.
