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    1. Orlan 9 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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I think the overseer and Elias will go on swimmingly really, just that he wants to send as many vault tec staff to their deaths as possible, seeing recon teams as a good way to do so while building up a small outpost near the vault, safe and secure.
I call for a mighty moderator to close this now so I can completely rule over this with absolute power!
I believe that can be arranged, you will however grow arses anywhere in your body which reduce your life expectancy by a decade for every second of flying. Said arses will cause excruciating and unyielding torturous pain as well as constant diarrhea from every arse, your original one and your growing ones.

I wish for Money Money Money to be sung to me directly by Abba.
It would probably be the only thing Elias and the vault tec leader will both agree to be reasonable to each other over and agree on.
As long as guns aren't going off the saloon staff won't break it up, probably enjoy it more and encourage it. The Soursprings surgeon is going to have a fun few hours.
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A glass hits the story hour sign from the crowd, a few reserve barkeeps trying to stash as much of the booze elsewhere as possible, trying to stop the waste of good alcohol. Joshua loving the carnage, thinking that the doctor wouldn't be lazing around any time soon and would be willing to give the Burnside a cut of the payment for such business about to flow in for the saloon brawl.
I am glad you know of him, I know not many people have read HP Lovecraft but a lot of people have heard of his works. Plus we only win for small amounts of time, however I did win one on a forum that collapsed a while ago... which is the only way to win one of these.
Ye be banned for working with that Indiana Jones villain in the second film. Kola Ram or whoever it was, ye be banned for coercing with him.
B, could have sworn ponies were the more useless version of horses.
Worship errors, slow.
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