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    1. Orlan 9 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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I can't see why you can't @Jonesy on in... damn my urge and instinct to make puns.
Identically named man and appearance, however he is quite different... and downright strange really.

Well UKIP are similar to their party member Wayne Kerr if you say that name quickly. Labour is a decent and large party that has it's Right Wing idiots for members leaving a decent bloke and everyone who supports him for... a party that is on the verge of collapse.
Incredibly enough those politicians Lewellyn mentioned are actual Politicians, they are English politicians but those are the names:
Wayne Kerr
Dick Wraith
Mike Hunt

Oh I wish I had made those up for a cheap laugh... I only feel sorry for the Labour bloke Dick Wraith, Mr Hunt and Mr Kerr are UKIP members.
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"Maybe witch instead? You managed to charm me into this from my own marvellous hunt... Read of a political figure called Mike Hunt in an advert now I'm reminded, he was up against a bloke called Dick Wraith and Wayne Kerr in old world politics..." Lewellyn drones on, going off in a tangent and just quietly going on about what he's read, heard and experienced.
I will fix a few things, I was half dead from moving, so it wasn't what I wanted really.
I don't really, you've done it for me.
It will be a bit difficult with just three of us.
That would be fitting of the bloke, but that is of an English Naturalist... had a bit of difficulty finding a decent enough picture for Hamish.
I think I'll throw a murderous policeman in, the Blue Devil.


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