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5 yrs ago
Current Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
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5 yrs ago
Goddamn I wanna shank my past self for putting some dumb stuff in my "old username" fill-in. What the hell was I thinking?
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Pandah said
nothin, i just have nothin to do~~


Ohjeeze. Same here. Waiting to post again, and for interest in my rp. Sucks, but, eh, what can ya do?
Pandah said
blub blub blub


what's wrong?
Beatdown! >3
"Quit your bellyaching. If I wanted your bones completely broken, I would have hit harder." He replied. "Hmph, I have just the place for you." He dragged the thief away before being stopped by a woman. "I see. Do you know what this thief's punishment would be in Ylisse? Years in prison. I taught him a life lesson, and he'll only be immobile for a couple days." He saw her draw her sword. " I dislike hurting women, but if that's the way you think it must be, then I accept your challenge. I too, have been in ferox, and I served in the west khan's elite. Hopefully you have similar experience, else you've made a dire choice. Either way, I'll make this quick." He dropped the thief. "Running might seem like the best option, but I assure you it's not. Stay put." He sighed, and waited for the woman to decide.

Vincent wasn't the kind of man to back down easily. Nor was he one to have his actions questioned. For someone to so boldly challenge him over business out of their concern was quite surprising, but he would easily lift his blade if it came down to it. He already had plans to drag this man back to the blades to mend him, and put him in an honest position, but she didn't know that. Either way, it didn't really matter. Apparently her sense of justice was dulled. He would uphold his honor and the justice of this decision.
Heheheheh... done. I didn't feel mean enough to do much worse to virde.
Vincent stayed quiet, watching the joust, but something felt wrong... Like there was someone behind him... and, the weight on his belt had just lightened. He smiled. This thief had picked the wrong man to rob. He swiftly turned, and grabbed the thief's arm, hoisting him up, before using that momentum to twist the arm and throw him down. He put his foot down on the man's ribs, and twisted and pulled the arm he had in his grasp. He could have easily broken it, or pulled it out of place, but he settled for just a painful experience. "Theif, you have chosen the wrong pocket to pick. Do you know what they do to those who steal where I come from?" He leaned in closer, and lowered his voice menacingly. "They cut off your hand." He pulled back, and took his boot off of the man's ribs. "Luckily, you are in Ylisse. So, we shall settle this another way." He yanked the man's wrist, pulling him to his feet, before dragging him out of the crowd and into the street. He pulled the stolen goods off of the man, and laid them at his side, before pulling out his sword. "That's 10 bags of gold right there. 10 crimes. Sins must weigh heavily on you." He drew his sword back and struck hard, hitting the man across the knees with the blunt side of his sword. "That's one." He proceeded to hit the thief with the flat of his blade nine more times. In the end, he probably still managed to get cut a few times, and he might've had a fracture here and there, but he was otherwise in tact, but sore. "Now we are going to find every person you stole from and return their belongings. Fair?" He heard no objection. "I thought so." He checked the satchel that had been stolen from him. Candy. The thief had almost stolen his candy. He would have rather it been a few coins than that... He probably would have hit harder if he had known the bastard had the gall to steal his sweets. He picked up the leather that had held the bags together, and bound his wrists before leading him to the owners of the stolen goods.
TwilightDragon said
You want me to edit and say he was trying to take his candy bag? Or you can have it that Virde THOUGHT it was his coin purse. XD


you don't hafta edit.
Savo said
Get the caskets ready...


I swear on my honor he won't spend more than a day or two in bed (if the cleric is good enough)

Oh, Twi! Have him steal Vince's candy bag!
AAAAAAWWWWW yeaaah
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