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LegendBegins said
Uh... here's an older one of mine.*Tosses you an iPhone 3GS*

*Catches it and looks down at the phone*
Hm.
*My thick reinforced leather gloves stop any touchscreen response as I poke the slide to unlock slider*
Hah, knew it was fake. Nice try.
*throws you the phone*

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LegendBegins said
I don't lie. It's technology.

Where I come from, our technology is Ballistas. May I see this "Cell Phone?"

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Revolutionary said
... I'll pay you back later. Thank you.*Runs off*

Don't worry about it. The Organization pays for everything.
*Stabs my Claymore into the ground and sits with my back on it*

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LegendBegins said
Yeah, texting. It's instant messaging. Imagine writing a letter, and instantly getting to wherever you send it.

That's impossible. You're a liar.

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Revolutionary said
I'll need to go get my wallet...

*Holds out 6 golden coins*

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LegendBegins said
It's called a cell phone. I'm texting my girlfriend, who won't respond.

A what? Tex-ting?

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Revolutionary said
*Rubs my arm in embarrassment*Yeah... I've recently changed my mind...

*Tilts my head a little, pointing you to a clothes shop*

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LegendBegins said
Hey! I'm younger than he is, and I'm not a child by any means.

That's a female, and you're also a child.

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Revolutionary said
Wha- oh... Well, uh... I decided buying more clothes would be pointless, but at this point I'd say it's worth it to avoid these kinds of situations...

*Nods*
You should cover yourself up more. You're just a child.

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LegendBegins said
*Looks at my phone and sighs*Ma'at still hasn't answered my messages.

What's that? *Points at your phone*