Para

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Legend said
*Slaps you*

*Sighs* What do you want? The only explanation I can think of is that you're attracted to me.
*Pushes your sternum with a whole hand*
Now prove me wrong.

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LegendBegins said
How could any of that be offensive?

Idk, someone may find the subject of oppression offensive.

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Legend said
That's just your brain rotting, you disrespectful mortal.

Are you still trying to insult me? I can't tell. I just feel your overwhelming negativity.
*Pushes you back lightly on your sternum with two fingers*
Please stop being creepy and step back.

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Legend said
Why do you care?

Because it's got a weird smell coming out of it.

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Legend said
What's the worst I could do? Kiss you? If you're too stupid to notice, I'm wearing a mask.

There's much worse, and I'm pretty sure you're aware of it.
*Pokes your mask*
Why do you wear that?

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So sorry if anything Para says is offensive. She's from 1032 AD.

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Legend said
*Touches my forehead to yours*That's the least of your worries.

I have no worries aside killing Yoma, so you're correct.
*Moves my forehead off yours and wipes it*
Stop acting like a homosexual, you're creepy enough as it stands.

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Legend said
Exactly.

Now please step away from me. You're uncomfortably close and I'd hate to think you were lesbian or something.

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Legend said
Why so questioning?

Why not?

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Legend said
I don't lose fights. I only win.

Then why so hostile?