• Last Seen: MIA
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 504 (0.13 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Para 11 yrs ago

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

LegendBegins said
Yeah, I can tell. Most beings around here would have expected me to poke them, if not repeatedly.


I can see why that'd be in their best interest. I come from 1032 AD, and this obviously isn't that time. So you must understand why I hate being touched, especially by young females. I don't have any idea what happened to time, so don't ask how I'm here.
LegendBegins said
*Walks towards you*You're not from around here, are you?


No, I'm not.
LegendBegins said
*Pokes your cheek quickly*Incorrect, madam.


*Punches the side of your knee, popping out the kneecap and breaking your leg sideways*
Stop your nonsense.
LegendBegins said
That literally hurt to read.


LegendBegins said
It's too late, I've already touched you, and I'm certain that I will again.


*Whiny* No you won't.
*Sighs heavily and sits against my sword*
LegendBegins said
Get used to it then, because I touch a lot of things.


Except me.
LegendBegins said
You obviously are, weirdo.


I'm not. I just dislike it when I'm touched.
LegendBegins said
*My hand fizzles and turns into electricity, and reforms*Jeez, relax. You're way too tense.


I'm not tense.
LegendBegins said
*Shrugs it off and keeps poking you*Well that sucks, because this isn't childish, This is Techish.


*Grabs your finger and jolts it upward, breaking the joint with it, then throws you over my shoulder*
Stop. Touching me.
LegendBegins said
*Steps foreword, and continues poking you, causing a small tingle with every poke*Why?


*Pulls you toward me and knees you in the stomach*
I've had enough of childish antics for a damn long time, that's why!
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet