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Tanya snatched up the Sponduli, adding it to her coinpurse.
"Alrighty, mister! Remember, fights are until knock-out or tap-out!"
M23 took up its position in the center of the chalk "ring", dropping into a Greco-Roman stance.
"VERY GOOD. WOULD OPPONENT LIKE TO MAKE THE FIRST BLOW."
M23 gave Tanya a boost as she looked through the dumpster for any serviceable parts she could use.
"Looks like this hasn't got any scrap either..."
"M23 WONDERS IF THERE IS A BETTER WAY TO GAIN INCOME"
"Let's hear it, big guy."
"M23 SUGGESTS WRESTLING."
"You always want to-"
Tanya's stopped for a second.
"Actually, that could work!"
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"Step right up, one and all, to test your wrestling prowess! Are there any others who DARE face the mighty EL METALICO in single combat?"
M23, its body covered in crude industrial lubricant "tattoos", dropped the most recent challenger- now unconscious- onto the ground.
"ROAR."
"Indeed! Now, who will be next to face this vicious beast? Only ten Sponduli to enter, but win and you'll get ten times your fee! That's right, defeat this robot and you'll walk away with an entire one hundred Sponduli! Fights are to submission."
+Had a lot of names over the years. None of 'em ever really stuck.+
"I just call it magic sword."
+-And that is the one of the very, very few things you've done right on this little adventure of ours.+
"School?", Tanya folded her arms and huffed. "I'll have you know that I have an honorary doctorate in aeronautical engineering!"
"INDEED. MASTER IS EQUAL TO DR. VANTYR IN THE FIELD OF-"
Tanya scowled and stomped her foot, "Vantyr is a hack!"
"BUT MASTER, WHAT ABOUT THE-"
Tanya pounded her fists against M23, blushing furiously
"-Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
"YES MASTER."
The man sat down on a bench and began eating a ricecake.
"Anyways, maybe I can just fix stuff for money."
"WHAT IS THERE TO FIX."
Tanya adjusted her glasses in a sinister fashion.
"When we're through with this place? Plenty."
Tanya scrambled off of M23 as the pair approached the station, jumping up and down in excitement as they approached the ticket booth.
"We're going to ride a train! A real train!"
The clerk looked down at Tanya, "Aren't you a little young to be by yourself, miss? I can't exactly let you on the train on your own, you know."
"Oh, well, uh, my dad is right here!"
With that, M-23 stepped into view, clad in a tiny hat, fake beard, and coat draped messily over its massive metallic shoulders. To say the disguise was poor was a gross understatement.
"M23 IS THE GIRL'S PARENT AND/OR LEGAL GUARDIAN."
There was a long, awkward pause.
"IT IS A SKIN CONDITION."
Another pause.
"M23 WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE TICKETS"
"Thank god- Er, certainly. Between you and the little lady that comes to fifty Spon."
M-23's head swiveled to face Tanya.
"M23 LACKS SUFFICIENT FUNDS."
"Let's go ask someone for money, like that guy! That guy looks like he might have money!"
"UNDERSTOOD."
With that, the pair approached the nearest person who looked like they had Sponduli to spare.
"GIVE US MONEY."
"Please."
"PLEASE."
So when you say ship, are we talking a transport like G1 Astrotrain, or a bigass colony like Metroplex?
MistressCyanide said
OK RemovedIf you want to be an Autobot then yes. But one slot is on a maybe unless they say no. So if you do take it then it is closed and no one else can join.

What happened to wanting as many CSs as possible before starting the game?
Name: Big Bang
Gender: Male
Height: 332.8m (1,092 ft.) Vehicle, 386m Transformed
Alliance: Decepticon
Disguise Type: Aircraft Carrier (based off of the USS Nimitz)
Holographic Human: While Big Bang doesn't have one, his vehicle mode has holographic crew stationed on the ship in order to avoid drawing suspicion- or at least, avoid it as much as an aircraft carrier CAN avoid suspicion.
Weapons: Nimitz armaments (Sea Sparrows, CIWS, RIM-116), full complement of aircraft-type Decepticon mooks, bow opens to reveal gigantic laser cannon

Personality: He's big, dumb, gullible, and doesn't really understand what's going on. Generally speaking, he relies on others to tell him what to do, and is actually pretty harmless if you can get him away from the other Decepticons.
Background: Big Bang can barely remember what happened last month, much less how he joined up with the Decepticons, but his teammates say he's a Decepticon and he has the symbol so that's good enough for him.
Other: He normally won't leave vehicle mode unless being given a direct order to do so- he just really likes being a boat.
Typing up Decepticon now, would like to reserve a slot.
Tanya let out a loud gasp as her noble steed wandered through the streets of Nele, "Oh my gosh! M23! M23 stop for a second!"
"UNDERSTOOD.", the hulking metal deathmachine paused for exactly one second before continuing to wander.
"No, wait, no, stop until I tell you to stop stopping!"
"UNDERSTOOD."
"Wow!", Tanya said as she clambered off of her pet killbot, "A real train! I read about them, but I never thought I'd see one up close. Do you... do you think we could ride one?"
"DIAGNOSTIC SCAN SHOWS M23 IS CAPABLE OF DOING THIS."
Tanya once climbed up onto M23's back.
"Onwards, to the station!"
There was a pause.
"M23? Status report?"
"M23 WAS TOLD TO STOP."
"Well, I dunno, unstop."
"UNDERSTOOD."
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