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Ultramax's blast vaporized a number of the henchmen just as the most excellent Ricardo Ramirez place a hand on the hilt of his sword. The entire room froze as Ash gave his speech, followed by a frenzied rush to either escape the building or kiss the child's hand which drowned out anything Kwu may have added.
The most excellent Ricardo Ramirez - normally a pinnacle of both bravery and foolishness - decided that he, the most excellent Ricardo Ramirez, was neither able nor willing to deal with this shit. With this in mind he valiantly jumped out the window and began hauling ass through the barrens, leaving a thin trail of urine behind him.

(Squad broken)
Shiloh stirred a bit as one of the trunks was nudged a bit, but not knocked over, because they were already laying flat on the ground.
"Hm? I oversleep again?"
He watched Maya leave the hall. He was mildly disappointed, as he had hoped it would be a hot chick.
Shiloh fell back asleep.
harinezumikouken said
Ah, thank you. I believe the powers that come with it are rather simple and fair, too.

No, no,
I meant you have St. Peter's cross. It's a symbol of humility.

Also GM we are in a college. Literally a modern-day college with dorms and stuff. Those did not exist in the middle ages either. But if we must, I shall figure something.
"Whoa man, you gotta take it easy. You gonna make yourself sick with all that complainin', nuh? Here, hold this.", he handed Simon his deepweed cigarette, "Hey, anyone got a light for this guy? He needs it."
Leaving his partner to calm down on his own, Shiloh made two quick trips up the stairs, carrying a trunk each time, and placed them in front of the door to Simon and Shiloh's soon-to-be dorm. He took a quick five minute catnap, descended the stairs, grabbed the final trunk, and placed in front of the door. It was at this point he realized that he had, in fact, accidentally barricaded the door to his own dorm. Shrugging, Shiloh decided to simply lie down and fall asleep on top of them. Moving luggage was tiring work, after all.
The sound of wheels on poorly-maintained floors echoed through the building, half-visible figures moving along at breakneck speeds. Spotlights roved along the floor as fog crept in from the sides of the rollerblading arena, and a disco ball began to spin and cast small, dim patches of light all throughout the room
The spotlights centered on a man who stood in the center of the arena, dressed in a flamenco shirt and bicycle shorts. He was chrome from the thighs down at the very least, his feet replaced with top-of-the-line blades. Balanced on his nose sat gaudy sunglasses commonly known as Sights, so called because they were used to aim skull guns by superimposing a crosshair upon the user's vision.
"I, the most excellent Ricardo Ramirez, do no know of this ENKI that you speak of-", The man adjusted his Sights and pointed an accusatory finger at the party, "-but what I, the most excellent Ricardo Ramirez, do know... is that you are on our turf!"
"Heeeey man, just take it easy, eh? How about we take fourth floor? I'm thinkin' the room up there looks like it gets good sun, maybe set up some window boxes, you know?"
Shiloh yawned as he plucked a thin leaf from his familiar's back, placing deepweed into it and rolling it into a cylinder.
"Really, just as long as it got a nice bed I'm good. Thinkin' I might take a nap before I unpack. After I unpack, too. Hey, anyone got a light?"
Perhaps he is walking the path of heaven, destined to rule above all.
harinezumikouken said
Artifact(Knight only): "Cross of Flagellants"
Artifact description/pic: A ashen, wooden inverted cross...

Very humble.

Also Rider why not just play a bugman? You could have the belt as your artifact.
Shiloh arrived, napping, on the back of his giant sloth, several trunks of luggage hastily lashed to the beast's back as it plodded, ever so slowly, towards the dorm. It came to a stop at the front, and Shiloh yawned and and stretched before looking around.
"Pablo? Oh, we're already here? Good boy."
He patted Pablo's head as he clumsily untied the ropes and grabbed his trunk, hefting it over his shoulder with one hand and sliding down the beast's back. He looked over towards his roommate, Simon.
"Eh man, you know the room?"
Rider, something tells me you and Jerk will work out fine. You share a passon, it seems.
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