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this is phloem and i'm literally the worst
...forreal tho hmu if you wanna rp

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Alright, finally posted. But it's pretty bleh. x.x
Allan was not a morning person. He hated the inevitable moment when he finally had to get up, leaving behind the warm sheets and blankets of his bed for an icy floor and rooms just that side of too cold. Long practice let him roll out of bed, a blanket still wrapped around his shoulders, as he hurried towards the bathroom. He needed to piss, he needed coffee, and if there was anything edible in the fridge, he needed to grab something for breakfast.

Kicking at the door, Allan headed straight for the toilet to do his business. All this time, his eyes were closed, sticky at the corners, and he rubbed at them with the back of his hand. To put it gently, he looked like death. But hey, it was so early in the morning and he just woke up, no one could really blame him. A loud grumble emanating from his stomach reminded him of his next destination, and he made his way to the kitchen.

Inevitably, it was a disaster zone. The counter was cluttered with all sorts of cutlery, and the takeout cartons from last night piled up on top of the trashcan. Grimacing when he walked right through something sticky, Allan flipped open the lid of the coffeemaker and removed the old grounds. The thought of a hot, steaming mug of coffee was more than enough to cheer him up, as he rummaged through the pantry for something he could make it with. But alas, his heart sank when he remembered that he ran out of coffee powder just the night before. Letting out an exaggerated sigh, Allan realised he was going to have to go out and get some instead. He contemplated braving the fridge, but to be honest, he wasn’t sure if it was worth it.

On one hand, he was hungry. On the other hand, he had to be really hungry to face the furred something that lurked at the back of his fridge. Allan knew it probably used to be rice, but at this point, it resembled a ball of green fluff. Which was cool, but also really fucking gross and he’s not sure if he’s up to looking inside. In the end, he decided the risk wasn’t worth the consequences, and that having his breakfast somewhere else would probably be a better option.

A quick teeth-brushing and ice-cold shower later, Allan felt a little less shitty. The young man pulled on some fresh clothes; just a white t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans. It was nothing special, really, but that was the point. To be a successful pickpocket, one had to look as inconspicuous and unremarkable as possible. Ignoring the fact that he’d been caught once, Allan considered himself one of the best at what he did. Unlike the so-called leader of their little band of criminals, he didn’t often discriminate between financial status. More often than not, he does try to keep to their creed of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, but sometimes, his sticky fingers seemed to have a will of their own.

Allan was out the door and on the streets after he shrugged on his favourite leather jacket. He already had his destination in mind. There was a diner just a few blocks away, and he’d been there too many times to count. Mostly because of their pancakes, of course, he didn’t know what they put in them, but they were to die for. The fact that a member of the ‘Merry Men’ worked there was only an added bonus. It probably wasn’t the healthiest thing; subsisting on nothing but chow mein and pancakes, but hey, he still hasn’t gotten a heart attack so far.

It only took Allan ten minutes to walk to the aforementioned diner, but he’d bumped into at least fifteen people on the way there. But then again, when were the streets not filled with people. He had plenty of opportunity to pick a few pockets, but he wanted to wait until after he got himself a cup of joe to do so. Pushing the door to the diner open, he quickly slipped inside.

“Morning, Aria! Morning, Marian!” Allan greeted cheerily, noticing two familiar faces sitting in a booth together. “Really hope I’m not interrupting something here. Should I just help myself?” He punctuated this sentence with a quick gesture towards the kitchen, a joking grin on his face. He wasn’t serious, of course. In fact, letting him anywhere near an open flame was a disaster waiting to happen. Allan was probably one of the worst cooks in the entire world. He didn’t know how, but one time, he even managed to set a pot of water on fire. For him to cook up a stack of pancakes, well, that was way beyond his area of expertise.
Banba said
Name: Moe Talons


Holy shit. Is it just me or are our characters are really similar to each other? :O
Pretty much done, just need to find a picture but I'll probably do that in the morning when my brain is less impaired. :P NEVERMIND, I got it.

If anyone sees anything that needs changing, just let me know. Like I said, it's 4 am and my brain is mush.
Name: Allan Yarrow O'Dale

Alias: Alan-a-Dale

Age: 23

Appearance:


Faction: Merry Men

Occupation: Freelance Musician, that's a job, right?

Bio:


Personality: Allan loves bad horror movies, ridiculous sports, and any and all forms of music. Basically, he's a noisy, fun-loving, immature little shit and his greatest joy in life is messing with people, particularly the ones that take themselves too seriously. He's completely indifferent to major events unless they directly impact him. When Allan gets serious and loses the grin, you know shit’s gotten pretty fucking heavy. Despite all this, he manages to be an awfully charming guy. Allan has never met a boundary he wouldn't cross. He'll go to bat for you if you make him laugh, if he likes your style, or if you have an offering that tickles his fancy (he's fond of stuffed animals, cigarettes, and ugly puppies, just as an FYI).

Skills/abilities:
- Virtuoso: Allan has a natural affinity for music. Pick an instrument and Allan would most likely be able to play it to a decent degree. But his true love and talents both lie in singing and guitar.

- Pickpocket: Allan is much more adept at stealing than the average crook. In fact, he could probably steal the clothes right off someone's back if he really wanted to, don't ask him now.

- Master Of Trade: Allan has mastered the art of barter. With his connections to the less-than-respectable pawnshops in the city, he always manages to make a profit on his sales.

Family/Loves Ones?:
Maisie O'Dale (née Fairbairn) - Mother
Torrance O'Dale - Father
Hamish O'Dale - Older Brother
Ellie Hawthorne - Ex-Girlfriend

Other: -
Currently working on a sheet for Alan-a-Dale, if you'll have me. :)
Interested. :D

I'm assuming vampires and humans are the only playable races?
Glorious was the grand palace that sat atop Mount Olympus. Neither rain nor snow dared to fall upon its marble floors and the the strongest winds touched not its halls. From his perch, Apollo could gaze upon all of Greece, but now, he had other things on his mind. Fingers lightly brushed against the laurel wreath in his hair, a harsh reminder of his past failed endeavours in matters of the heart. Consorting with mortals was a tricky affair, always yielding such unpredictable results. Sometimes, he just didn't understand what he did wrong, but all of that was in the past now. He had his beloved Hyacinth in the mortal world below, and he just couldn't wait to see him again. Lately, he'd been too occupied with conferring with the Delphic Sibyl and the Muses to even have time to visit. But today, after he bid his farewells to Persephone, Apollo resolved to finally take some time out of his day to call on him.

Turning on his heel, Apollo began to make his way to the main hall, from where the sounds of conversation originated. He hadn't bothered to check over his raiments before this, but then again, he'd never been the vain one -- that was Aphrodite's job. Clad in the billowing, white robes common on Olympus, however, Apollo had to admit that he did cut a rather handsome figure. But he wasn't going to stand around contemplating his looks, after all, he had places to be and things to do. Despite not being on the best of terms with Persephone, he still wanted to say goodbye to her before she returned to the Underworld for another six months. Apollo wasn't quite sure why, but he supposed it was only seemed polite to do so... not that gods ever really cared about the basics of social etiquette.

In the distance, a black-clad figure could be seen. Apollo wagered that the silhouette belonged to Hades, come to collect his wife, once again. How Persephone was able to stand being in the darkness of the Underworld for such an extended period of time was a mystery to Apollo. He knew the pomegranate she ate bound her to the Underworld, but they [i{were[/i] gods and goddesses. Surely if she really wanted to, she'd be able to find a way out of this predicament. Not wanting to incur the wrath of Hades, however, Apollo opted to remain silent on this matter. His own abilities were great, but they would no doubt be overshadowed by his uncle's.

"Persephone," Apollo called, the corners of his lips turning up into a slightly sympathetic smile. Of course, he greeted Hades similarly, to do anything else would be downright rude, but that was it for their interaction. He really couldn't be much more different from his uncle, even if he tried. "Such a great shame that you have to go back to that dreadful place again, isn't it?"
Apologies for the delay, I have a post in the works and it'll be up soon.
Just did, hope everything is in order now. :)
Ah, alright. I did not know that, since I based my Apollo off the one from the Percy Jackson series. I'll just edit it a bit, if that's fine with you.
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