PrimalArcana

the pool of mana

The maiden, about to slit her slimy snotty companion's throat as his lover grasped his buttocks, was belayed by the appearance of a dark, foul-smelling mage. He smelled of rotten saltpeter, burnt and melted metal, and filthy but alluring aura rolled off him of dark magic and murder. Her heightened senses caused her, like her disturbing companions, to become visibly aroused. The man made his bold, powerful testosterone-filled introduction, she retracted her talons and gazed at him in awe. His vile scent repulsed her, but his wand drew her in.

The magic...the magic...

She found herself pushed once again behind the disgusting slimy creature, pressed against his arcane manhood. Despite Fabio's shielding them, the magic filtered over his shoulders and slapped her in the face. Jumping under the water, she knocked her first companions under the waves, and went to save the now-dead plants.

Traversing back into the manapool, she walked to the mage, completely aroused, the dead plants caressing her, she sang to them and dropped them in the water, causing them to grow back. The now vicious carnivorus plants continued to stroke the maiden, reaching through the water to the mage. His vile scent did not bother them while she sang. After gulping bubbles, the plants began to clean the vileness from the mage, preparing him for the maid.

She would love him, and then kill him.

the pool of mana

After a disturbing round of sneezing, the maiden looks around at her companions in the water and is disturbed (if somewhat interested) to see two of them aroused. Upon seeing the goblin's arcane manhood dance, she begins singing an alluring siren song to draw him in and slit his throat, only after seeing the exchange occurring between her golden and green companions, her green prey drifts toward her. Her eyes darting around from face to face as she stands, the water dripping from her natural charms, she extends her hands invitingly, long claws extending themselves slowly from her fingertips.

the pool of mana

Pale-skinned with long dark hair, the saddened maiden clutches her skimpy garment around her body and goes to bathe. Embarrassed at the presence of a goblin, she disrobes on the other side and slips into the water. Immediately, an onslaught of bubbles meets her face and enters her nose, causing her to start sneezing violently.

A very un-magestic return!

-eyes pop out of head-
Okay, considering I have recycled many computers (still have one with Windows 95) and have 7 old stored hard drives I can hook up with old icky ribbon cables, three online cloud storage places, and another old laptop with 50GB of storage (got an internal crack on the screen...then replaced the screen only to find that while I couldn't see what was going on I inherited a cat-and-mouse virus, followed with a nasty Trojan. Tried to use cmp to get into files...no luck).

See? Ranting again. But even between all of that I have never met someone that had that much stored. Wow.

Hey, I sounded like a dull tin whistle (which is an insult to this musician) when I tried to start my music, but you should definitely try again. Lots of fun options. Piano, strings, winds, brass, drums...singing is great! The unfortunate thing about playing music is you notice the most annoying things that you always thought sounded great...movie soundtracks, favorite bands, random radio music...

I do talk an awful lot.

Looking for old friends or new friends. All are welcome.

Well hey there buddy!
-notices superhero costume-
-nods approvingly-
We could use one of those around here!
Aaaaaaaaand.........one of these!!!
-dons super villain costume with kinetic force shield gloves-
-throws tanker menacingly-
-challenges you to fight-

Glad to see you're around.

krystalsays here!

Hey! I know you from the HPDC boards from forever ago! Didn't know you were here! Mysterion is here too, I believe, unless I sent a message to the wrong person. I scrolled up and down the introduce yourself forum for a while before I found anyone I recognized.

Anyway, doing great here! Just decided that I go off on tangents and begin ranting entirely too much.

A very un-magestic return!

Hey there fellow return-ee!!! I'm sure it'll be great when all the kinks are worked out here on the site. Yeah, I need more memory...unfortunately programs I have take up a lot of space, especially all the ones I use for writing music (only final copies, I'm one of those crazy people who sit at the piano or with one of the 5 instruments I play with pencil, eraser, and manuscript paper in hand). The rest of the storage has to work around it...I'm planning to get a 1 TB external and then re-format this laptop, give it a tune up and some shiny new parts.

Anyway, I get on a rant to often. Basically what I meant to say is "Hello to you too, and you're right."

A very un-magestic return!

Hey there buddies! Before everything went down, I was known as magicallyjane. Didn't socialize much before, just found out the site was back up (thanks to vast lurking on the backup site and google-ing crazy things). So basically, I wouldn't blame you if you didn't know me.

My Spoiler

I like to go off on tangents a lot and rant...I'm just like that. A weird quirky nerd girl.

I'm thinking I might lurk around here a bit until the site gets more stabilized. I'd really rather not have to backup everything, considering the 8GB (4 of storage left on laptop only 1.7 GB left, which I'll fill up pretty quick - other 4GB are on an external hard drive). I write way too much, including all the research I have saved. Anyway, it's nice to be back here!

I'm definitely up for chatting, sharing interests, evil plotting, even if I might not start an RP just yet (again, backup problems).