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Courier 6 and Ratchet and Jak & Daxter

Level 6 - (51/60) EXP (+2),Level 6 - (24/60) (+2), Level 4 - (16/40) (+2)
Location: Hell’s Casino
Dead Zone - Ominous Tower
Word Count:1084


“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! FALL TO THE GROUND! SMASH YOURSELF UPON THE FLOOR OF ANARCHY! MWAHAHAHAHA!” Gaige-tron delighted in the defeat of the martini glass, retracting the pickaxe arm into itself and rolling around in a circle flailing about in a mad cheer. The eradishield generator powered down and the robot looked on at what its master was doing, only to be… Not so impressed. “Master, why are you hugging that thing?!”

Of course as bizarre as it was, Whiskey was clearly in some intense pain, but there was only so much flailing a glass bottle could do to shake off a gripping predator. The Courier laughed maniacally right into the bottle’s ear as he pressed his burning flesh against the thing’s face. Then his fun came to an end as a single crossbow bolt shot into the bottle’s eye, knocking it out.

The Courier landed on the ground with a snarl, leveling his eyes to the witcher that had just been a nasty little “kill stealer.” The burns of his flesh revealed small patches of shining metal beneath the skin, glinting in the dim casino light. He spat out on the table and strode toward Geralt with clear murderous intent. ”What the FUCK was that?! I had that hombre, ya fuckin’ back-end of a brahmin!” He raised up his fist, ready to clock Geralt right in the jaw. His anger radiated more than he blazing heat of his body, and that already was enough to make a man sweat! But he caught himself. He held his fist in the air breathing like a winded horse.

After a moment the Courier put his hand down and growled, ”This chem needs some work on balancin’ the serotonin and acetylcholine. Too much aggression.” After a few more deep breaths the Courier seemed to have cleared his mind. He signalled for Gaige-tron to follow him back through the portal. Though he appeared much more calm now, he was still radiating heat, clearly under the effects of the chem he had just taken. He was able to calm himself this time, but any little thing could possibly set him off.

”Apologies, hombre. Ain’t good manners,” he muttered to Geralt as he passed by. Together he and Gaige-tron hopped back on through and reappeared before the die-headed asshole who started this whole mess.

”I’ll take a whack at that die, if’n ya don’t mind,” he said to Geralt. Courier 6 then smacked the pink die… a little more forcefully than was entirely necessary. He was going to be quite happy when the Inferno was out of his system. Too unstable.





Jak watched carefully as the jellyfish like alien rushed out of the tank, ready to pull the trigger at a moment’s notice. For the most part it just flopped and thrashed around in place, like an actual jellyfish would once removed from water. ”Yeesh, not much of a threat or help, eh? Might be best just to put it out of its misery!” Daxter suggested. Jak took the advice into consideration, but then again the bee alien took a moment to recover from the tank too, so he didn’t want to be too hasty.

That proved to be a poor choice as after about fifteen seconds the thing rose up into the air, flying under its own power with no wings to speak of, and started to hum. Suddenly the hum became a shriek and psychic energy lashed out! It struck Jak, Daxter, and anybody else too close, washing over their brains with a wave of confusion.

”I’m a little teapot, short and stout!” Daxter began singing, wildly off key as he danced around drunkenly. ”Pour me some milk from the teat of a yakow!”

Jak stumbled around a bit himself, but did his best to keep the scattergun trained on the alien. He felt woozy, but it wasn’t going to completely negate his effectiveness in battle. Plus, the scattergun’s side area of effect made precision a total nonissue. He pulled the trigger, blasting the thing with a potent shot of red eco. The creature was blasted into the ground and died, while everyone recovered from the psychic attack.

”Woah, what was that?!” Daxter remarked, sitting up from where he had fallen off balance. ”Bottle that up and sell it to the slums and I’ll bet you can make a fortune!”

”Some sort of psychic attack,” Jak commented, picking up the spirit. ”I don’t think it did any lasting damage though.” He looked at the two remaining creatures in the pods, the long tailed alien beast and the red dinosaur looking creature. So far they were one for two as far as friendliness of the captives went, and even the “friendly” one started out attacking them and was unpleasant, to say the least. Still, he wasn’t going to step down from a challenge.

”Looks like you had some bad luck with that one,” Ratchet commented, approaching with his wrench held out. ”If I had to guess, I’d say this one-” he tapped his wrench against the tank with the long tailed creature, ”-probably isn’t sentient. Jury’s out on the other one, though. But I could use more guns to replace my lost arsenal, so why not join you?”

Jak nodded while Daxter rolled his eyes and stepped aside, wanting nothing to do with that madness. Ratchet smashed the tank holding the saurian, while Jak crushed the alien’s spirit into his morph gun and then smashed the tank holding the beast. Daxter opted instead to talk to the bee woman.

”Don’t think that I’ve forgotten about you miss high and mighty!” he said, pointing dramatically. ”I’ll have you know that I’m only like this because of a nasty tree spirit my friend forced into me. As my normal, glamorous self, they call me… Orange Lightning! Z-z-z-zing!” He took a heroic looking pose, one that would have been rather laughable even in his normal form, nevermind the added foliage growing from his fur. ”We’ll see what you have to say once I get back to Peach and she returns me to my hunky normal self. Besides, ya ain’t much to look at yourself, toots.”
Cassim and Iago


”Prepared yourselves,” Cassim warned, slashing down another shadow as it charged toward them. ”I’d guess they have a trick up their sleeve!” Almost on cue the shadows began to congregate in a large mass together. It was fortunate that they had all gathered round to defend one another in a single position that left no openings from any angle. Even Iago recognized that being right in the middle of it all was, ironically, the safest place to be!

”I should’ve stayed with Aladdin!” the macaw complained, covering his head and ducking back behind hte trio of tricksters. ”At least the most dangerous thing I’d be dealing with then is his marriage!”

The shadow monsters crashed over them all as one like a tidal wave. Cassim held the line where he stood, slashing fiercely at the oncoming beasts, but his age was starting to show and his sword arm grew more sluggish with each swipe. Finally, one made it past his defense and managed to lay a claw on his arm. ”Argh!” he cried, rectifying his mistake by planting a strong kick into the shadow as he slashed another .
Reinhilde watched and waited as the mortar shell came down, inevitably, perfectly at the intended aimed space. The group were quick witted enough to avoid getting bombed into oblivion, which meant this wasn’t going to be an effortless endeavor on her part. Of course, it wouldn’t be as fun if they just all up and died at the first shot either, would it?

She immediately got to work picking out her next target and adjusting the aim of her second mortar cannon. None of them scattered together in a group, so instead she had to prioritize the best way to cripple them and it wasn’t a hard choice to make. One of them was carrying a rather large crate, something he brought with him when he took cover in a ditch. Clearly it was important, likely supplies of some kind. Well they couldn’t retake this encampment from her if they didn’t have the supplies to do it, no they couldn’t! Those Nazi scum would perish, or lose their motivation and leave!

BOOM! Shooooooooooooooo- went the second mortar, exploding into the air and arcing perfectly at her next target. The man would be at a huge disadvantage, being both in a ditch and trying to protect that crate.
Courier 6 and Ratchet and Jak & Daxter

Level 6 - (49/60) EXP (+2),Level 6 - (22/60) (+2), Level 4 - (14/40) (+2)
Location: Hell’s Casino
Dead Zone - Ominous Tower
Word Count:824


The Courier watched and waited, paying attention to how the battle was playing out. One of the Tipsy Troop had already been taken out by Geralt (which triggered the Courier’s competitive nature, he couldn’t let ⅔ fall to the witcher!) while he and his newly constructed robot Gaige-tron were barely putting a scratch on the martini glass. The robot didn’t seem to notice and was just unloading rounds, but with a quick voice command from the Courier the robot stopped firing altogether.

“It’s no use, I’m barely hurting it at all with my best weapon!” Gaige-tron complained.

”You didn’t fail, pardner. You gave me information.” He grinned while tipping his cowboy hat upward. He couldn’t be certain what they were made of, by virtue of being both alive and so durable. However the uselessness of the Revolution machine gun’s corrosive shots confirmed that these things were, in fact, made of glass. It was an amazing anti-acidic material with only a few corrosives being able to harm it very well. But glass had many weaknesses. The physical bond of the molecules was somewhat unique in that once glass was broken in one area, it compromised the entire physical structure of the rest of the object. Obviously these guys were a cut above any mundane glassware, but even Geralt’s powerful physical blow confirmed it: once these guys took a real solid physical blow, they’d go down like total chumps.

”Keep on the martini,” he ordered, taking off at a run. ”Knock it down!”

“You got it, hoss!” Gaige-tron shouted back cheerfully. It’s machine gun arm transformed into the pickaxe arm and the robot charged forward, weaving around to dodge and avoid the falling alcohol globs. Once it was close enough, it hooked the pickaxe arm around the stem of the martini glass and kicked its motor into high gear, pulling and yanking backward while activating the eradishield generator to create a physical barrier. If all went as intended, the martini glass, being top heavy compared to any other kind of glass, would tipp and fall, and the harmful alcohol washing out would flow around Gaige-tron’s shield.

Meanwhile the Courier took a different approach. He ran past Geralt, busy avoiding the raining alcohol, by completely ignoring the attack and soaking in the harmful alcohol. He bit into a pill placed in his mouth and swallowed, immediately feeling a surge of anger and rage welling up deep within, exploding outward! With it came a huge heatwave! His new custom chem, made from the ashes of Megadragonbowser, was seeing its first field test.

Burning with Inferno, the Courier jumped up onto the tall glass and grappled onto it like a crazed jungle man climbing a tall pillar. He embraced it in a tight bear huge, oozing harmful heat directly into his opponent by way of induction. ”GRAAAGH!” he hollered, climbing his way up the bottle’s body until he could hug his burning skin directly against its face.





Ratchet observed and watched as all the civilians, as well as the various fighters they had found in the police station, used the freshly constructed teleporter. He leaned on the omniwrench like a cane, using it to prop himself up, and glanced over to the engineer. ”Looks like we make a pretty good team, eh? Hope you like the modifications I added to your design.”

Meanwhile Jak was busy staring at the creatures that had been sealed away inside the large tubes. Experiments? He got some rather unpleasant vibes from the whole tower, but these stasis tubes in particular. They reminded him too much of the Dark Warrior Project, the darkest point in his life. Anger welled up within the eco warrior just thinking about Baron Praxis’s experiments on his body. He inadvertently let some of the anger out as little crackles of dark eco tingled around his skin, but a deep breath calmed him down enough that the process stopped. He didn’t need to let his anger consume him now and cause any trouble.

Blazermate, ever the curious bot, decided to smash open the tube holding some sort of bizarre alien bee creature, which immediately went hostile but was quickly put down with a friend heart (not that it helped Daxter’s case, who struggled beneath her bossom). Ratchet spoke. ”That’s not a bad idea. Any of these creatures could be valuable allies.”

Clank appeared, saying, “And there is no way to calculate which ones will be hostile enemies even after being freed.”

Jak stepped forward to the tube containing the weird alien jellyfish looking thing. ”Then we make them useful. I say it’s a win-win.” Without further ado he smashed the container with his scatter gun, holding the barrel forward and ready to utterly annihilate the creature in a single blast the instant it showed signs of hostility.
Courier 6 and Ratchet and Jak & Daxter

Level 6 - (47/60) EXP (+3),Level 6 - (20/60) (+3), Level 4 - (12/40) (+3)
Location: Hell’s Casino
Dead Zone - Ominous Tower
Word Count:1251


The Courier frowned as this die-headed idiot rejected the bet, saying he didn’t want a gamble he could lose and only played to win. This rubbed the Courier the wrong way entirely and in an instant all the respect he had for a supposed kindred spirit went out the window. That wasn’t a fellow gambler at all, that was a cheater. A liar. A despot looking to extend his reach of power and influence. Not anybody the Courier would want to associate with. However he also said that he was only looking to give them some black eyes, so without any hesitation the Courier drew his revolver and whacked himself right in the face, instantly feeling the intense throbbing of a blacked and bruised eye.

”More’n happy to oblige ya, hombre,” he said rather plainly, but his insane antic didn’t seem to impress the giant casino manager. In fact, the man went out of his way to send the Courier into one of the portals by using a giant playing card. Gaige-Tron let out a yelp. “Master!” The automaton rolled in after him, arms already morphing into weapons.

Inside the Courier shook his head to regain his senses, though the pounding in his eye didn’t help matters much. Then both eyes lit up in utter ecstasy as he was met with what would be his opponents: three giant glasses of living liquor, just as lively as the casino’s master. Gaige-Tron came in ready to unleash Hell, but its master held his hand out to stop it from going wild. The three glasses spoke, clearly drunk off their rockers (though 6 imagined that was likely their natural state), accusing him of not wanting to party, then the smallest one attacked.

”Hombres, I don’t think you can handle my kind of party!” The Courier braced himself as a flood of rum came barreling his way. He opened his mouth wide, ready to receive it in what was probably his dumbest decision of the day (though that remained to be seen, day is still young after all). A good deal made it into his mouth, where he happily swallowed, but of course his body was flooded with the stuff and it burned. The rum knocked him on his ass, not in the usual way but from the sheer force of it, and caused some damage to his skin.

“Master! I would have thought someone smart enough to make me would be way smarter than to just stand there and take that!” Gaige-Tron chided, rolling over to him and helping 6 back onto his feet. Despite it all he still had a wide, shit eating grin plastered across his face.

”T’ain’t nothin’ to be worried about. Now it’s an even fight!” And then Geralt appeared through the portal and chucked some sort of bomb at the three glasses. ”Fuck! Dammit Geralt, I’ve got this!”

The bomb seemed to harm the living glasses of alcohol, but curiously it didn’t shatter them. Either they only looked like glass, or they were much more durable than normal glass due to being alive. Of course considering they looked like old holotapes of ancient cartoons, the Courier couldn’t rule out that they were just straight magical either. Regardless the three began a counterattack, specifically targeting Geralt.

”Time to see how sturdy they are. Melt the martini’s stem,” the Courier ordered. Gaige-Tron squealed in delight and began firing acidic rounds from the built in Revolution straight for the martini glass’s stem, right above the base. Meanwhile, the Courier fired his revolver at the flying olive, aiming straight for the red center.





Despite everyone’s best efforts, the hordes of demons and zombies weren’t letting up and they could only last so long. Thankfully the target of their escape was night: a tall tall tower. As they approached they saw something that was a great sign of fortune, or perhaps a portent of disaster: gore, guts, and mutilation. It seemed that a small army of monsters had been killed, no, brutalized in the area. But was the thing that did it friendly?

They didn’t have to wait too long to find out. From the air, Jak spotted a humanoid figure clad in high tech futuristic armor of a green color. Ratchet saw the figure in the distance as well and he was a bit concerned. Thankfully as they passed by any concerns were relieved when this armored figure up and completely ignored them, instead choosing to focus solely on the oncoming army and… Began a one man slaughter?

Jak didn’t stop to question this suicidal idiot’s motives for diving head first into a giant army of monsters. If he wanted to die so bad then fine, so long as the soldier bought them enough time to make it in the tower. Ratchet was more concerned however and wanted to double back to help the soldier, only to see with his own eyes that not only did the soldier not need any help, Ratchet would probably only get in the way.

The Doomslayer ripped and tore his way through horrors unimaginable like wet paper, blasting some, smashing others, and using his bare hands to separate cranium from torso. The few hits he did take were instantly rendered moot as his sheer brutality created healing items on the spot. Ratchet’s eyes went big, then he relaxed and turned back toward their goal.

Meanwhile, Daxter was still running on foot barely keeping ahead of the horde behind him. ”I-HUFF-HATE-HUFF-RUNNING!” He saw the green-armored figure charging straight toward him, ripping and tearing apart the forces of darkness as he went, and suddenly Daxter’s adrenaline kicked into a new gear he didn’t even know he had. The Doomslayer’s hand reached out toward Daxter’s face!

”GAH! I’M NOT WITH THEM I SWEAR!” The ottsel-turned-ent dove under the Doomslayer’s outstretched arm to safety, but he was never the marine’s real target. The gloved hand grabbed the face of the demon right behind Daxter, then tore said face clean off and shoved it down the demon’s throat, where it then had its jaw forcibly removed. Of course Daxter didn’t know any of this, for he was too busy running for his life to look backward and see that what he thought was a crazed psycho trying to kill him turned out to actually be a crazed psycho that just saved his life.

Moments later everyone had made it inside the tower, where the door was barricaded by Nico’s van as well as Donnie’s motorcycle. Jak’s light form dispersed, though he kept his morph gun at the ready just in case. Ratchet hopped off the cycle and Clank vanished. Ratchet then got to work on helping the engineer build that teleporter, partly so that it would go by faster, and partly so that he could add the same modifications he made originally to make them 2-way.

Daxter collapsed on the ground, breathing like a dead horse. ”You all… Forgot me… Uuuuuuuugh.” But in a second he had caught his breath and was back in his usual animated top form. ”I don’t know why anybody runs, ever. Jak, next time we have to flee a huge army of slobbering abominations, LEAVE ME THE JET BOARD!”

Jak shrugged, smiling. ”Hey, you made it, didn’t you?” Daxter’s eye twitched.
Reinhilde Amstein watched carefully, working hard in preparation for her attack. Those Nazi bastards wouldn’t know what hit them, that was for sure! If only her stand could use multiple lenses at a time. Sure, keeping tabs on them with the x-ray lens was fine, seeing through the trees and obstacles, but what she really needed was to telescope in on them to get the details. She poured black powder into three weapons lined up in front of her as she kept an eye on the situation. More joined the ones that had been dropped off by the plane. This situation could get real bad if more reinforcements showed up. Luckily she was prepared.

Amstein loaded three shells in and looked upon her work. It was good to go, now just to aim for her targets. She held up her rifle and let Shoot to Thrill do its thing. Calculate the distance, angles, trajectory, environmental factors, and everything else to determine the perfect shot… 0 probability of hitting from this distance. Too far away, exactly as she thought. So it was a good thing that she had prepared three mortars.

<”They will regret not dropping their plane on me directly,”> she said aloud to nobody, standing in front of the first mortar. Her stand did its thing and calculated the exact position needed to rain Hell down on them with pinpoint accuracy, and so she adjusted accordingly and then…

BOOM!

A high pitched whistling sound could be heard for quite some ways. That was the biggest downfall of such a weapon. It would take a few seconds to reach the target, and if they were quick in both wit and foot, well then Shoot to Thrill didn’t exactly matter, did it? But regardless of how things turned out, they’d damn well know she was there and that would draw them in for the real fun. Amstein smiled, waiting.
Jak & Daxter

Level 4 - (9/40) (+2)
Location: Dead Zone - Fleeing Redgraccoon Police Department
Word Count:780


Jak quickly rolled into a long jump out of the hole he had made, which thankfully served as a proper escape and not another entrance for the horrifying masses of the undead and demons. Daxter ran behind, hot on Jak’s tail, all the while complaining about being too big to ride on Jak’s shoulder anymore. He paused a moment as Jones went out of his way to finish off the wraith then stick the ghost’s spirit into the survivor they had lost. ”Hey Shooty McBang Bang, we gotta move it! Oh hey, what are you doing? Oh. Oh that’s…” Daxter averted his eyes once he realized what exactly was going on. That was something he didn’t necessarily want to see.

Leaping down to meet up with Jak, it seemed that the rest of their group, the other survivors, and even some new reinforcements were coming in, ready and raring to go! ”Surrounded on all sides. Too many to count. A completely hopeless battle just to survive. I’m beginning to like this city.” Jak cocked his morph gun into vulcan fury formation.

”You just like seeing me have a heart attack, don’t you?” Daxter complained. Jak gave half a shrug with a smile, then roll-jumped over to Nico’s van where a well timed high jump situated him on top of it.

Now that he had setup a good spot for the high ground, Jak readied his laser sight for the massive horde coming from behind and-WOAH WOAH WOAH! The van started to shake back and forth as the hat wearing dragon clambered up on top. Jak practically had to dive to the side to give the beast the room it needed just to lie down. With a small growl Jak regained his footing, stepping on the dragon’s back and began unloading an ultra-fast torrent of high penetration blue eco rounds. Each shot went through at least half a dozen enemies, the power of which knocked some into the air, and of course the vulcan fury fired so fast that everything hit was hit by more than one round. Alas, as was always the case for blue eco guns it couldn’t maintain steady fire for long as all the ammo was depleted.

Jak swapped over to the blaster in time to witness Ratchet blowing huge swaths of enemies off the ground, courtesy of some sort of motorcycle driven by the monk. Jak frowned. No way that fuzzy lombax was going to beat his kill streak this time! Well that was fine, they could deal with the enemies coming from behind, and others could deal with the (relatively) smaller horde approaching from the front. Not many of them had the capability of taking on the enemies coming from above! Various winged demons and ambush zombies leaping from nearby buildings would hit them unawares if not properly dealt with, and Jak was just the man to deal with them.

Blam! Blam! Blam! Yellow eco shot and yellow eco shot fired off long distance with pinpoint accuracy, blasting lesser enemies to bits in the process. Bigger enemies took more than a couple hits but the blaster’s range was effective enough to cut them off from far enough away that it didn’t matter. That’s when a leaping zombie took a dive from a nearby rooftop, dropping straight for the van! Well, it’d hit the dragon first, which was also unacceptable! Three quick shots blasted it into chunks which rained down and bounced off the dragon’s scales.

He was about to shoot down a red arremer when it was suddenly blasted by Ratchet. Jak growled in frustration, then took in a deep breath. His whole body enveloped in a bright, holy light. Membranous wings of searing bright light grew from his back, and he took to the air. The morph gun swapped back to vulcan fury mode, now recharged from his own internal eco supply, and from the skies he let Hell loose on, well, Hell.

And where was Daxter during all of this? ”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY FORGOT MEEEEEEEEEE!” He ran as fast as his little legs could scurry (which, admittedly, was deceptively fleet), trying to keep up with the civilian runners, demons and undead constantly biting at his tail. His only true saving grace was the small shockwave emitted with every exaggerated step he took slowing his immediate predators down just enough that they missed snatching his tail by inches. And of course, his constant emitting of toxic spores, certainly no threat to the undead but to the demons with living physiologies… Well, Daxter was accidentally doing more than he thought or intended.
Courier 6

Level 6 - (44/60) EXP (+3)
Location: Hell’s Casino
Word Count:1309


It had seemed that the Courier’s dramatic entrance went, for the most part, rather unnoticed, as had his new robotic invention. Well phooey. Maybe he’d just ignore everyone else when they had something they were excited about then? Yeah, that’ll show them. Or maybe he could slip some jet into their drinks, get them nice and high. He smiled at the thought. Wait, no. Waste of perfectly good chems. Scratch that. Make them sit on a bullet. Yeah, that’ll show them. Well, except for Tora who seemed positively enthralled by Gaige-tron. Tora would be spared the Courier’s inevitable WRATH.

“Why don’tcha take a picture, huh? It’ll last longer,” said Gaige-tron to the noppan. “Or maybe you’d prefer I gave you something to remember me by?” The robot held up one of its long metal tube-like arms which morphed into a gun barrel--a gun barrel that was glowing a caustic, acidic green.

”He’s just admiring my handiwork, Gaige-tron, put yer big iron away.” the Courier ordered rather curtly, to which the robot immediately obeyed without hesitation. ”But the next time you call me ‘druggypon’ don’t expect me to wash the mud off. I may have to have words with ya, hombre.”

“Yeah! Don’t tell him what to do! You don’t regulate his life! ANARCHY FOREVER HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Gaige-tron’s arms flailed wildly upward like an inflatable arm waving air dancer one would see outside a used car lot.

The Courier hocked up a loogie and spat it on the floor, clearly without regard for whoever had to clean the place. ”It’s personality is based on Gaige, or the ten minutes I had to know her anyway, but it was made with the Omnic’s matrix, so it’ll learn and develop on its own. Free will an’ everythin’, exceptin’ how it’s gotta obey an’ protect me. Hard wired that program in.”

“That’s right, and I am NOT Three Laws compliant, so don’t get uppity with me, got it? Now then…” The robot’s voice went from harsh to sweet and gentle. “Who’s a girl gotta talk to around here to get some cocoa?”

”Oh, looks like we’re about to be gettin’ our reward fer last night’s work.” The Courier tipped his hat at the sight of Bowser presenting the brachydios’s spirit to the guildmaster, while noting that Hat Kid snagged a few spirits herself and crushed them while everyone else was distracted. Heh. Adorable kid.

But it seemed they would not be getting their reward, not just yet. The guildmaster became rather… Unhinged at what had just happened. He acknowledged they accomplished the task, but said that they had made him “lose a bet” so they had another hurdle to jump. That instantly caught the Courier’s attention, both for the gambling reference and for the implications. Lose a bet… He bet on our success with someone else? That means there are others out there keeping tabs on our quest. More black cloak assholes?

The guildmaster revealed his true form to them in that moment, casting off the black cloak and presenting the guise of a man in a very nice purple suit with a large die for a head. His very appearance reminded the Courier of old pre-war holotapes containing children’s cartoons. Was that what was under the Master of Master’s hood too? No, not likely, he decided.

Nobody had time to argue as they were cast down into a deep hole created by a coin from the die-man. The Courier let out a small yelp of surprise but maintained his focus as they fell. After a short period of free fall, everyone hit a soft landing. Gaige-tron scanned the area, but the first thing to hit the Courier’s senses was the thick smell of cigar smoke, followed shortly by the aroma of booze hanging in the air. Standing up and shaking his head to gather his wits about him, the Courier took a small swig from the whiskey bottle he still held in hand. All around were skeletons, imagery of the undead, sitting around in a casino gambling hall. The lights, the sounds of slots and dice, the felt of the poker table they all sat upon… For it was an utterly enormous casino! 6 shed a single tear, wiping it away with his finger.

”It’s like home,” he muttered to himself, breathing deeply.

“Gah! Oof! Whoah! Ah!” Gaige-tron bounced a couple times as it fell over, then righted itself back up on its wheel. “What’s the big idea?!” the chimera-robot called out. “We did your dumb quest, now give us the reward!” Apparently the fact that it was not present for the brachydios hunt, nor even yet created, was irrelevant.

The die man introduced himself with some bizarre name the Courier outright refused to commit to memory while announcing that he was “the devil’s right hand man.” Great, so this was a bonafide demon then? Eh, maybe not, he didn’t seem to fit that bill, not quite, as odd as a man with a die for a head was. More impressive and noteworthy was how he seemed capable of transporting everyone to a giant casino, or perhaps based on the die man’s own increased size, shrinking them down to a normal casino, then put on a display of magic by transforming playing cards into a floating pink die that moved all its own.

The die man explained that a new game was afoot. Ten portals opened from poker chips, each containing a minion of the die man’s. Beat one, and roll the die for points. Get 10 points, they win. Very interesting. Despite the obvious supernatural insanity happening, Courier 6 felt right at home here.

”If’n I’d known you were a gamblin’ man,” the Courier began, ”I’d have been havin’ a lot more fun.” He crossed his arms and, just like in the guild hall, spat on the floor. This wasn’t a loogie though, but a nasty black tobacco spit. It was plain to see for anybody with eyes and half a brain he was challenging the die man.

”I’d ask how we know the die ain’t loaded an’ that you’ll honor yer word an’ whatnot, but that all feels pointless, wouldn’ya say? Since y’all got us trapped down here an’ all, we ain’t exactly got a choice but to play against the house.” But the House never wins against me. “Y’see I, well, dabble in a bit a gamblin’ myself and to be quite honest I don’t particularly find these stakes to be… Interestin’ enough. So I’m gonna raise ya with a bet of my own.”

He took another swig of the whiskey, downing it all then casually tossed the empty bottle aside. ”I wager that we can take on every single one of yer little minions. Every one, and not lose a single person on our team. If we can’t beat’em all, or if we get ten points and leave before finishing off the rest, then you have my permission to take every single one of our spirits… But if’n we win, well, then you gotta spill the beans. Tell me everything about yer organization. The other members, what they want an’ how we factor into their plans, everything. And then I take your spirit.”

The Courier stepped toward where the giant die man was, an absolute behemoth compared to the tiny build everyone else had been reduced to. For a third and final time he spat, this time into his own hand which he then offered up to the sore loser guildmaster to shake. ”We got ourselves a high roller wager?”
Ratchet and Jak & Daxter

Level 6 - (14/60) (+2), Level 4 - (7/40) (+2)
Location:Dead Zone - Redgraccoon Police Department
Word Count:1188


As Ratchet wandered the police station almost blindly, frustration began to overtake his sense of caution. Proceeding carefully became running around wantonly, throwing open doors and charging in. This was certainly not helped when someone joined him in the search despite his previous statement that it would be best if he looked for the killer alone. That said, he was surprised to see who this new companion was: Death. ”Hey yeah, I remember you. You kinda wandered off after we were first freed… Surprised you recognized me after I absorbed Zer0’s spirit and gained a couple feet.”

With the reunion acknowledged the search continued. That killer was almost certain not to show up now that the ghoulish looking scythe monster was at his side, but Ratchet decided not to argue the matter. Not that he had much time to think on the issue regardless, as the massive horde that had gathered outside began its assault on the police station. Near the library, where the preta was being presumably appeased with the feeding ritual, was when all Hell broke loose.

The wall busted open and three bats of flame came in, as well as a demon with bat-like wings called a red arremer. The bats immediately attacked, while the arremer seemed to hang back a moment. Ratchet flipped backward, aided by Clank’s jet mode, which let the bat sail right underneath him. At the same time Death performed his own dodging, and then he… Just left?! ”Yeah no, that’s cool, I didn’t want your help fighting them anyway!” Ratchet said sarcastically, producing his Coyote shotgun. When one of the firebats turned back on him he jet straight up and fired into the demon’s back from above at point blank range. The bat fell to the ground and he landed on top of it with an overhead wrench swing, bashing right into its brains.

The two remaining firebats attacked in a pincer formation, both diving from opposite sides. Ratchet performed the same flipping dodge he had before, but this time the arremer wasn’t going to sit out. The winged demon swooped in to slice into Ratchet, since the lombax was in midair and had already used Clank’s jet, leaving him vulnerable. The arremer’s claws sank deep into Ratchet, so deep in fact that they went right through him altogether as though he weren’t even there! And then Ratchet exploded into a burst of electricity, singing and burning the arremer. MEanwhile, the real Ratchet reappeared against the broken wall, where he fired two bone spikes from his handcannon directly into one of the firebat’s heads. It tumbled out the hole in the wall, turning to ash and leaving its spirit behind in the horde-covered street below.

The arremer screeched, harmed but still very much in the fight, and turned back to Ratchet to point menacingly with its pointed claw. Ratchet grinned in response, and that’s when Death decided to rejoin him from outside. The horseman gave a quick report about having to get out fast (yeah, no duh space brain!) before putting up his guard, ready to take on the arremer and the last firebat together.

”I guess we’ll just have to give up on our killer, then. I’d rather live today to continue to hero tomorrow!” He brandished his wrench like a samurai would their honorable katana. In response the arremer gave a throaty, scratchy laugh, then swooped in again. The pyrobat shot off a fireball from another angle, in order to cut off their movement options. Ratchet sideflipped, throwing his wrench at the bat like a frisbee, magnet-glove ready to call it back to him.




”Come on come on come on!” Daxter complained with the utmost urgency at the civilians, most notably a large, slow moving dragon in a hat. ”You all move like lazy yakows in molasses! Now if it’s not any inconvenience I would really really like not dying today so GET A MOVE ON!”

Once the group had been cleared through, it was the survivors that had taken up refuge in the break room to be escorted. ”Aw man, I HATE escort missions! They never have any sense of urgency and we always end up fighting an army to protect them! Especially that time we had to escort little you, Jak!” Jak just gave Daxter an annoyed look, causing Daxter to mime zipping his mouth shut. Of course, silence never lasted around Daxter, and it was in short supply today as they rounded a corner only to come face to face with a battle. The gunman Jones was engaged with some sort of ghostly wraith dual-wielding swords. It was a blatantly unfair fight as the human couldn’t keep up, but thankfully had the benefit of some sort of empowering dog on his side. Every time the dark barked, Jones was reinvigorated and back into the fray.

Jak was about to leap in to help, but Eddie suddenly found himself engaged in a battle against a zombie that had bust in through the window. That meant more were surely on the way, but it didn’t seem to deter the roadie who jumped straight into the main fray and summoned lightning against their foes with a guitar.

”Whoah! Remind me to book that guy for my next birthday party!” Daxter commented. He suddenly felt the wind of an eco blast fly over his distracted head as Jak fired the blaster at an approaching zombie that nearly grabbed Daxter. ”Gah!”

”Keep your head, Dax! We’re gonna make it through this!” Jak fired a couple more shots at the approaching zombies, the closest ones about to threaten the dog. Jones came to them, ready to high tail it out of there, but the wraith had other plans. It seemed the ghostly apparition could teleport and placed itself between the group and freedom, while the zombies received reinforcements from the stairs.

”Time to clear a pathway. MOVE!” As he spoke, Jak’s muscles bulged and his skin darkened. His eyes became pitch black and dark purplish energy began arcing through his body. He stepped forward, facing the zombies, skeletal warriors, and this new abomination that decided to rip its way through other undead to get to them. He held his hands together in a similar stance to Ryu’s own hadouken and gathered energy together, powerful, potent, dangerous dark eco. ”HURGH!” he cried out, throwing two orbs of dark eco held together by a single arc of power. It would plow through and mow down anything caught in its way, annihilating the small fry enemies in droves. Too powerful, perhaps, as it slammed into the wall of the stairwell and broke it apart, leaving a large hole. Jak reverted back to his normal form and pulled out the scattergun, charging forward. Did his actions give them a new escape route? Or did he just give the horde a new way inside?
Courier 6

Level 6 - (41/60) EXP (+2)
Location: Lumbridge Guild Hall
Word Count:1073


The crowds of people, impressed with their victory, came drawn out as the heroes took to the streets of Lumbridge. Well well well, Courier 6 was never one to shy away from attention, especially when it came with certain perks. Perks like a meal at a tavern? You bet he was going to eat that up, both literally and figuratively! To those who hung around, he decided to entertain with stories of their journey, slightly embellished to give him a more prominent role but not enough to be entirely off track. He undressed most of them with his eyes, eager to bed someone. He hadn’t had a good solid fuck in too long, certainly not since this whole World of Light thing came about.

But of course, even one as given to vice as the Courier was vigilant and determined enough to keep focused on the goal. Once he had his fill of food and entertainment, he made good on his word: he hopped on Drumstick and made for the Hammerhead garage. The Scrapyard back in the Mushroom Kingdom would have honestly been a much better area for what he needed to do, but it was too far off. There wouldn’t have been enough time to get there and build his robot, and get back to Lumbridge by morning. He’d make due. He would have to, since none of his companions agreed to come and help, and there was a lot of work to be done.




Once he had arrived at the Hammerhead, the Courier wasted no time in getting right to work. He downed a black coffee, revitalizing his energy and negating his need for sleep for one more night. Cid was very amicable, letting him work in the garage overnight. He laid down the supplies he had and began planning the schematics for his robot. Bastion appeared on his will, giving the Courier access to the Omnic’s design visually to aid in the schematics he already had programmed into his Pip-Boy. Various pieces of metal and scrap were about, numerous parts and pieces, but how to fit them all together? The Omnics as a whole seemed to be fairly easy to destroy, even an elite like Bastion, so he didn’t want to restrict himself to that design exclusively even though it was the Omnic mega core that was allowing him to power and operate this mechanoid. Then his eyes fell upon a cathode television stuffed in the corner and his brain lit up.

Securitrons! A perfect marriage of design!

And so he went to work. He placed down the broken pickaxe head of the Equalizer, the Eradishield Generator he had almost no use for so far, and the cube gunpowder Linkle had given him. That he would have to craft into extra bullets for this robot to use.

So the main body design was securitron, with an Omnic mega core. The personality matrix he’d copy from Bastion, then modify the coding to be more unique. As that would take the longest, it’d be done last. Hardware first, then software. Weld the titanium-alloy casing together, install the cathode television, place the core at the, well, core of it, attach the tread, yes yes all coming together well. He installed the Eradishield Generator into the main chassis as well as attaching the Equalizer pickaxe head to one of the arms. Since he was working with Bastion’s transforming schematics, he went ahead and built it so the weapon could be concealed and emerge from the arm at will. Ok, it had a decent defense with the shield generator, which could now move around with the robot instead of having to be stationary, and it had something to battle in melee, but what about it’s primary weapon?

The Courier pondered for a moment. Robert House’s securitrons at the Strip used 9mm submachine guns and gatling lasers as mere side arms but he didn’t have the resources to install either of those. Their primary weapons were grenade and rocket launchers, even more difficult to supply and like Hell if he’d do that even if he could get the materials. So what then? His eyes drifted over his own weapons until they locked onto one in particular: The Revolution machine gun he had obtained from Gaige’s spirit. In that moment he knew what he needed to do.

It’s what she would have wanted.

There was definitely a lot of work to do…




Morning came and the rays of dawn peaked out over Lumbridge. People crowded around the teleporter as some unknown people had come through, only for them to talk about how a large number of survivors were still in danger on the other side. Back in the guild hall the hooded guildmaster was skeptical that the heroes had accomplished their task, or at least was behaving like a petulant child about it. Bowser went ahead and basically shoved the guild master’s face in their victory. Just then the doors opened up and in strolled Courier 6, flanked by a large robot on a single tire tread, with a television screen holding onto a single static image in black and white of a familiar face.

”Howdy pardners,” the Courier greeted, tipping his hat back and slamming a bottle of whiskey he had taken from the tavern’s festivities the night before. ”Got ourselves a new friend. Allow me to introduce you hombres to my working prototype creation. She goes by…”


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