Pyro V

^>V

^ I do now.

< Long ago in a distant garden, I, Pyro, the blue master of bananas, unleashed and unspeakable evil. But, a foolish gardener, wielding a magic rake, stepped forth to oppose me! But, before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the hedge, and flung him into the distance. Now, he seeks to return to my garden, and undo the glory that is Pyro.

v Will step forth to oppose me.

^>V

^ Wrong sir.

< Is playing League.

v Probably does not play League.

^>V

^ Considering that I just spent the past four hours playing cards with two old women, I'd say that's a good assumption.

< Needs to play more League and troll with Singed

v Has been challenged to a children's card game.

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Interthread Pirates RP)

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/41640/posts/ooc

Here it is, everyone.

^>V

^ Like you wouldn't believe.

< Needs more tentacles.

v Is going to shove a banana somewhere.

^>V

^ Once, there was a beautiful hero named Joegreenbeen, and he was so beautiful that all of his enemies fell in love with him, and he created a giant harem of enemies, and he lived happily ever after.

> Is a cheeky cunt.

v Gonna get rekt.

^>V

^ Throws false accusations at upstanding gentlemen.

< Is running out of bananas.

v Is a dirty monkey.

They Came from the Warp {Tales of the Ordo Malleus}

Well, if he's just up and left this, then it shouldn't be an issue if someone else takes over. I mean, we'd have to get his character killed off the moment we landed, or NPC him as just a quartermaster, but that would be the sacrifice we'd have to make. Seems that Fallen Muse is in the same boat, as it was her turn to post and she was active elsewhere but not here.

I have no objections to someone else picking up where he left off, so long as everyone else is still interested. In all honesty, this is my only active roleplay, so I'll probably wither away into nothingness if this dies so soon.

They Came from the Warp {Tales of the Ordo Malleus}

I have not had internet for two days.
TWO DAYS.
And even without the internet as a distraction I still managed to play 11-ish hours of Mass Effect and not beat it yet.

They Came from the Warp {Tales of the Ordo Malleus}

Nope, just a horn.
Though that is a banana in her hand.
No one expects the banana.