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    1. R31GN 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current "You don't get be surprised then" -Eso, 2016
8 yrs ago
Don't forget the golden rule of comedy, everyone. Random =/= Funny.
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9 yrs ago
Instant demonic didgeridoo -SH4DOW 2K16

Bio

Heyo! So I'm R31GN, a nickname I picked up when a director fucked up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of shit? Stopped that after a dickload of drama (Fuck you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a prick.), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time.

As such, I exclusively deal in Advanced nowadays, though I might be tempted into High-Casual. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical.

I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm.

I dig gritty shit, I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy shit.

I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly.

I don't do 1X1 shit, not since the Dark Island incident tm.

I sexually identify as Tucker from Red vs Blue, my pronouns are Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself

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@Howler
I think it's done? Maybe? I'm tired as hell though, so I might've missed something. Let me know
A loud scream erupted from Barons mouth as he sat straight up in his bed. Well, bed being a term used loosely. A small modern day apartment housed the young Arcanist, as well as the library of books from his past residence. A lack of space and an overabundance of books lead to almost every square inch of the living space to be covered in the leather bound pages. His bed was especially stacked in the books, stacked up high enough to be mistaken for a childs fort. His face had been resting on the open pages of one book, his arm propping four more open, unmoved from his studies the nights previous.

A cold sweat coated Baron, and he looked with distaste at a greasy stain on the pages of his book. The rich hide pages were already absorbing the filth -he supposed that would just go to make them even more 'used' looking, an aesthetic he enjoyed. He frowned as he studied the pages that had so engrossed him the night before -or, more accruately, a couple of hours earlier as shown by the clock on his wall, long hand straight upward, short hand to the floor. A slight tick-tick-tick noise broke his focus, reminding him of his dwindling time. Baron let a sigh escape his mouth, voice rumbling in distaste as he slammed shut the book before him. A hastily sketched picture of a demon surrounded in scrawled notes seemed to wave as it was closed away between the pages of the book. This prompted Jacques to rub the fatigue from his eyes as he stood.

After carefully navigating his way carefully through the musty labyrinth to his bathroom, Jacques stripped out from the very little he had worn to sleep. In his short walk to the bathroom, he picked up a book and briefly studied a page from it, before discarding it on a pile next to the toilet. He stepped with a jaunt into his shower, turning the water on quickly. Scalding hot water cascaded down from the showerhead, raising a heavy cloud of steam as it cascaded onto the young man's body. Jacques cared not for the heat, in fact embraced it. An angry look crossed his face as he caught a glance of his tattooed body in the mirror -he quickly looked away.

After cleaning up and getting dressed, Baron fell down heavily in a large worn armchair -red leather on a mahogany frame. His hand lazily traced a rip in the leather cover of his chair before reaching out to pick up a book. He lazily thumbed through the pages, muttering incantations along as he read. His tattoos glowed in the dim lighting of his apartment as he read, pulsing brighter as he put heavy emphasis on some words. He stuttered over a phrase, and felt a sharp pain from his tattoos as they protested his mispronunciation. A growl escaped his mouth as he slammed the book shut angrily. The book tumbled from his grasp to the floor as he lazily let it go. It thudded to the floor in a cloud of shimmering dust, atop a pile of similarly discarded books.

Jacques Baron looked up at the clock upon his wall, eyes narrowing as he realized how much time he had wasted. The short hand had moved ahead three entire hours in his time reading. He cracked his neck annoyedly as he moved to his bed, grabbing and attaching his bionic arm. He flexed the mechanics and frowned at the sluggish lagging response. He sighed, flicking a switch on the wrist as he maneuvered it to grip his cane. Baron stretched out his good arm before he headed out the door, picking up both his briefcase and an apple on the way out the door, his fingers awkwardly twisting around the objects to carry them. As he walked swiftly down the road, ignoring the brisk temperatures, Baron jammed as much of the apple as he could in his mouth, spitting that which was not immediately swallowed into a trashcan as he passed.

A smirk crossed his face as he entered the building of W&R, his cane clacking a steady beat on the floor. He cocked his head as he entered, making a beeline for the stairs. He nodded to everyone warmly as he passed, aching to cross up to the second floor. As he made it up to the office level, he stretched out, arms spreading wide. In this stretch, his tattoos glowed brilliantly. Tentacles erupted from his back, glowing with energy as they twisted and wound behind him. Thin appendages reached around, taking a hold of his briefcase and cane as he walked, freeing his arms. The tentacles passed intangibly through desks as he walked, disturbing the contents like a light breeze. Baron took a seat at his own desk, close to the stairs. As he leaned back in his chair, his ethereal tentacles rushed to bring books from the desk to his hands, where he began reading once again until interrupted. His studies were not something he could afford to let cease, not while there was more to learn.
I'm down for some good old fashioned plot advancement. Fighting goons is fun and all, but really just kinda gets tedious.

Less WIP-y
Can't say I'm familiar with Worm, but some googling makes this seem pretty interesting. Count me in
I'm interested, if there's still room for one more
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*Angry Muslim Stare*
Baleh, Habibi. Can't wait for it to start.
(BTW not really muslim)


>tfw really muslim
SCROO U DOOD DAT'S NOT FANNEH
Another icebreaker I guess: first experience with role playing on the Internet


First time was the Planet Minecraft forums. I try not to think about that, otherwise I'm gonna die of cringe
Huh. All of a sudden my peeping Tom spectre sounds a lot less scary, haha
Neat. So what do you got, @Polyphemus?
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