Quatro said
Darn it, that's quite a tempting offer.Could I ask for an IC recap?
Hi there! I'll recap events as I know them as best as I can.
-There was a festival, but a little bit beforehand a few guardians met up and talked. They at this point had no connection to the Vongola.
-The festival starts, but Vector -alternatively called Haijme- shows up and starts a fire
-Naoto (Sky) starts trying to lead some of the group to combat the fire
-Jak (Rain) rescued Daisuke (Thunder) from the fire
-Sonya (tutor) swoops in a stops Naoto from spilling a barrel full of alcohol which would have made it worse
-Sonya shoots Naoto with the dying will bullet, making him run across town in his underwear
-The guardians join him on the beach
-Sonya tells everyone that they're going to be part of the Vongola and start training tomorrow should they accept
-Sonya spars with everyone and they all get their butts handed to them, but she then focuses on Daisuke
-Daisuke is quite literally thrown around by Sonya
-Vector swoops in again, using his own Thunder Flames to knock Daisuke silly then uses the Ten-Year Bazooka to age him up and to see if he becomes worthy (spoiler, he does)
-Older Daisuke states that Vector is also known as Hajime and his father
-Shock and awe
-Cyril (Storm) starts an argument and Jak punches him
-Sonya hands out tickets for a magic show the next day
-A short scene between two unknown characters elapse, in which one verbally abuses the other at gunpoint. The one at gunpoint appears to be a computer whiz of some kind
-The guardians gather for the magic show, although a couple of people seem to have tagged along
-Prospero (Mist) shows up and wows the crowd. He also makes them disappear
-After he dismisses the crowd, only the guardians, someone named Michel and a short girl with black hair remain
-The girl only remained due to being distracted, she was not, at this time, affiliated with any mafia group
-The guardians are separated from Naoto, so Jak, Fionn (Rain Subordinate) and Daisuke go looking for him while Cyril (Storm), Abby (Sun), and Ben (Cloud) interrogate Michel and the unknown girl
-Prospero pretends to be a villian to Naoto
-Naoto can hear the guardians somewhat through the illusion
-The unknown girl starts shouting about an assassin in broken italian
-Fionn hears the girl and gets worried about this assassin
-Ben attempts to speak to the girl in spainish, she also doesn't speak spanish very well
-She speaks rapid fire in English
-Ben doesn't speak english, but Abby and Michel do
-Michel steps up to translate, even though at this point it's apparent he's the assassin and he's after Cyril
-Daisuke falls into a trapdoor on stage
-Prospero continues to fight Naoto
-Jak pulls Daisuke out of the stage
-Artemis (unknown girl) explains to Michel that she was doing research and looking for the Guardians
-A short flashback for a week before reveals that something is wrong with the Tenth generation guardians
-It also reveals that Hajime is the CEDEF advisor and disagrees with Tsuna (Yep, the original) about some of the candiates
-Artemis realizes after Michel asks about the mafia group that he's a civilian and also not to be entirely trusted
-Artemis tries to play Abby against Michel
-Fionn attempts to be the voice of reason
-Michel is revealed to be working with the Vongola
-Prospero loses the fight with Naoto and dispels the illusion
-Naoto rejoins the group and Prospero reveals himself to be the Mist Guardian
-Artemis freaks out over Naoto and Prospero's reappearance
-Artemis' motives are revealed to be to protect her parents
-Prospero opens up for questions after laughing about being beaten
-Michel pretends to freak out over Naoto and Prospero's reappearance
-Abby offers to help Michel find his tour group
-Sonya appears and sorts everyone into groups
-Jak is assigned to help Prospero get around town and get Artemis (who ironically doesn't have anywhere to stay at this point) and Michel back to their hotels
-Cyril, Abby and Daisuke search in one group for the missing audience
-Naoto, Benjamin and Fionn search in another group
-Jak's group heads off first, leaving Michel and Artemis to their hotels
-Prospero tries to comfort Artemis
-Prospero embarasses Jak
-The other groups wander around and are unsuccessful at finding the audience
-The punishment game begins, with all the guardians hanging upside down by monkey bars (except for Artemis because she hasn't really joined them yet)
-Cyril continues to be an ass
-Vincente (Michel's real name) kidnaps Cyril's aunt during the punishment game
-Sonya talks about Tsuna
-Ten year younger Hajime shows up and threatens Sonya
-Artemis has a near miss with Hajime's rapier and was sitting under it
-Naoto drags her out from under it
-Hajime challenges Naoto to a duel just before vanishing back into the past again
-Hajime of the current time returns bloody but alive
-Fionn falls from the bars
-The rest of the guardians get down
-The session ends for the day and everyone goes home
-Cyril goes home only to find it ransacked and foul smelling
-Locates a letter
Dear Cyril,
Okay, seriously, why am I writing A LETTER? It's 2032 for christ sakes. You woulda thought paper and pencils wouldn't exist with all the technology the world got, but nope, government thinks that kids actually want to learn if they're actually using them over technology... then again, I do feel for them a bit; if I had a tablet in a classroom and the teach wasn't looking, I'd be helping myself to some hot chicks or games or some shit.
Oh fuck, I forgot I was still writing this. Uh... hey! Now, you might have noticed that something in your house is missing... or someone. Oh, by the way, your milk went bad two days ago. Just saying. And I ate the rest of that meatloaf as well, but it came out like five minutes later, so uh... make sure to use the air freshener when you go to the can. I also happened to notice that your family believes in the invisible fat man in the sky... well, long story short, I took a big brown angel. Also, no drinks?! Aren't you like, going into high school or some shit?! God damn! I pity da fool!
Fuck. Trailed off again. Okay. Focus. Breathe. Woo. Okay, got it. Okay. ANYWAY. You might have noticed that your house is a little different, and someone is missing. Yes, your aunt... well, forgot her name, but your aunt nonetheless. I had a little help from someone special in the Vongola, and you know who? The boss helped me arranged all of this. So you can thank him for me before you come after me. That is, if you do come. If I were you, I'd be shitting bricks too, but unfortunately for you, I'm the dude behind the gun, and you're the one who's in front of it.
Back to the point, Cyril. You might recall a certain famiglia that you left years ago... no? Does the word 'Birra' ring a bell? No, not beer, you don't have any. Do I need to spell it out for you? Wait, I'm writing. I forgot, I DID spell it out for you. Shit. Well, there you have it. Yes, Cyril, I'm from the Birra Famiglia, and I have one mission; make sure I bring back some part of your body as proof that I killed you.
But don't think I don't know what you look like. I mean, with all the tech, it's pretty easy to trace footsteps, but I say it's just my sheer awesomeness as a hitman. That doesn't mean you haven't seen me, either, though... shamefully, you have seen me. Remember Michael? That tall, handsome Americunt? Yep. That was me. But dude... real talk... HOW IS THAT ANNOYING WAPANESE KID TALLER THAN YOU BY AN INCH? What was his name... Daisuck? The Rightning Guardian? Jesus man!
Now, I might sound a little threatening, I know, but take it from my point of view. I feel bad for you, man. You ain't cut out for this mafia business, but you were brought in by that-- wait, I had a Daisuck moment.. or was it Daisuke? Whatever, fuck Japanese names. I forgot you were born right into the Birra, so you were in the mafia from the start, so no need to blame the Vongola for that. Only need to be angry at your dad for producing you and your mommy for not swallowing you.
Man, your fridge is literally empty. Does your aunt go grocery shopping once a week or something? No wonder why you're shorter than that Wapanese kid. Nutrition's important, dude. I know that and I dropped outta school years ago. That's pretty sad, but whatever. This generation of kids is fucking retarded, anyway; boy-band loving moms and fat people really fucked it up for us in the 1990s and 2010s. God damn Americunts. If I was in charge, I would make it illegal to be overweight. Maybe that'll solve our fuckin' issues. Then again, I already make a living out of killing people, so who the fuck needs to be a president or whatever to do that?
Now, I can't help but notice that you're still reading this letter. I know, I know... but I'm only into girls. Instead of reading, I would be, uh, training? What do those clams do these days when something like this happens? I'm pretty sure you get hit by a train or two? I don't know? Nah, I'm just kidding... but for real, you really don't need any. It's not gonna help you or me at all. Just gonna make the inevitable prolonged, man. I just want to leave this shitty excuse for a town, already. It's full of rats, and it smells like the shit in your toilet that won't flush.
Okay, I'm done with this letter. Just so you know, I'm by myself, because I'm strong enough to kill all of you in time to be back home for dinner. I'll be at that fancy school building that you'll be going to in the fall for god knows how long you'll take to get here. Your aunt for your life. Don't worry, there'll be no witnesses, I already paid a visit to the school and gave the janitors the salary of their lives... if you catch my drift. But anyway, go plunge that toilet and stock that fridge okay bye
Fuck signatures
Bill Clinton
-Cyril runs to the nearest house
-Artemis sees him and asks what's going on
-Hajime answers the door and asks Cyril what's going on
-Cyril tells them that his aunt has been kidnapped
-Artemis is told to stay with Daisuke and the others as the Birra family is respoible for the kidnapping
-Morning antics
-The guardians and everyone convenes to talk about Cyril's aunt
-it was revealed that Michel and Vincente are the same person
-Naoto gives a rousing speech
-Sonya tells them all to run around Trespiano ten times
*pant* *pant*
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