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I procrastinated on several work presentations the past five days, and they are due tomorrow morning. It's crunch time! Let's gooooooo! *hype music starts*
4 yrs ago
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I procrastinated on several work presentations the past five days, and they are due tomorrow morning. It's crunch time! Let's gooooooo! *hype music starts*
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4 yrs ago
“Normally, if given the choice [..] I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.” -- Ron Swanson
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4 yrs ago
“Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.” -- Ron Swanson
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Grumpy because my internet is spazzing out again. If only I had the courage to go to jail, I'd go smash computers at my ISP's HQ.
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“Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing." -- Ron Swanson
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Bio
Hey there, this is a bio Bruh. Some stuff will go here soon.
I am human, not an alien or a robot. Carry along, my fellow humans—beep bloop.
I am diagnosed with GAD, so if I seem a bit obsessive/panic-y about certain things, you now have some background knowledge on myself.
Weekends I can post from 8 am (Arizona Time) Weekdays I can post from 3 pm (Arizona Time) Weekdays aren't always consistent since I have events that can go until 10 pm, so I crash and sleep after work.
Romantic-y-ish Stuff: Wait, I don't really like romance writing, but the story is calling for it, huh? Well then, here we go.
Currently, I will be fading to black for any strong sexual content. I'm lame--I know. I may change my mind later as I get used to the website.
Random fact: I collect way too many pens. I don't need all these pens. But I keep buying pens. People at work disappear them, though, so maybe I'm obsessive and want to make sure I always have pens.
Age: 35 Logos (Between 1-3): -A crappy salesperson, but a salesperson -Computer skills from job Mythos (Between 1-3): -Electric manipulation -Electric generation Anything else?: Butterfly is an online storefront owner who sells crystals and other hippy items. She does NOT believe in what she sells, so she strictly stays online but sometimes tries to push her crystals onto people.
[b][color=ed1c24]Hey there, this is a bio Bruh.
Some stuff will go here soon.[/color]
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[color=ec008c]I am human, not an alien or a robot. Carry along, my fellow humans—beep bloop.
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[color=f26522]I am diagnosed with GAD, so if I seem a bit obsessive/panic-y about certain things, you now have some background knowledge on myself.
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[color=aba000]Weekends I can post from 8 am (Arizona Time)
Weekdays I can post from 3 pm (Arizona Time)
Weekdays aren't always consistent since I have events that can go until 10 pm, so I crash and sleep after work.
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[u][b]Romantic-y-ish Stuff:
[/b][/u]
[color=00aeef]Wait, I don't really like romance writing, but the story is calling for it, huh? Well then, here we go.
Currently, I will be fading to black for any strong sexual content. I'm lame--I know. I may change my mind later as I get used to the website.[/color]
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[img]https://i.imgur.com/d8HOExo.jpg[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/cTLypnom.jpg[/img][/b]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><span class="bb-b"><font color="#ed1c24">Hey there, this is a bio Bruh.<br>Some stuff will go here soon.</font><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/mPyzj8U.png" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/iwAmHZL.gif" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Kh4AnCG.gif" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/8QGZ7ng.png" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/OhbY6SE.gif" /><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="👽👾">👽👾 [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="#ec008c">I am human, not an alien or a robot. Carry along, my fellow humans—beep bloop.</font></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="😰">😰 [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="#f26522">I am diagnosed with GAD, so if I seem a bit obsessive/panic-y about certain things, you now have some background knowledge on myself.</font></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="⌚">⌚ [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="#aba000">Weekends I can post from 8 am (Arizona Time)<br>Weekdays I can post from 3 pm (Arizona Time)<br>Weekdays aren't always consistent since I have events that can go until 10 pm, so I crash and sleep after work.</font></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="👄">👄 [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Romantic-y-ish Stuff:</span></span><br><font color="#00aeef">Wait, I don't really like romance writing, but the story is calling for it, huh? Well then, here we go.<br><br>Currently, I will be fading to black for any strong sexual content. I'm lame--I know. I may change my mind later as I get used to the website.</font></div></div><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/d8HOExo.jpg" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/cTLypnom.jpg" /></span></div>