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Let's do this.
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STATUS: I procrastinated on several work presentations the past five days, and they are due tomorrow morning. It's crunch time! Let's gooooooo! *hype music starts* 4 yrs ago
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I procrastinated on several work presentations the past five days, and they are due tomorrow morning. It's crunch time! Let's gooooooo! *hype music starts*
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“Normally, if given the choice [..] I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.” -- Ron Swanson
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“Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.” -- Ron Swanson
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Grumpy because my internet is spazzing out again. If only I had the courage to go to jail, I'd go smash computers at my ISP's HQ.
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“Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing." -- Ron Swanson
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Well ffffuuuuuuuck.
Let's do this.
Kraken
Hmmmm.... Honestly maybe some suicide wings at a local eatery. I didn't even finish eat one of them. I'm a wuss.
What is your favorite slimy textured food?
What is your favorite slimy textured food?
Oh shit I posted right as you did. But the suddenly post has a broken image. I'll edit my post as soon as I can see what the image is.
Billie pocketed the joint as she put the towels next to the liquors.
"Little ones, oh man, I'm sorry. But what the fuck is with the zombies outside? I was on a bender of sorts. I got high, passed out. My granny--Oh shit!"
Billie went to her grandmother's room and found a medkit near her closet. She came back out and then opened the medkit, finding pills, ointments, and finally gauze and medical tape.
"Here you go, El... Super... Hombre."
How long ago did her grandmother leave? Was she OK?
Update
Billie heard more growling and footsteps outside as someone was screaming bloody murder.
Thinking about her grandmother, Billie went to the door, grabbed her shovel, and looked through the peephole.
She stepped away and looked about five shades paler as she looked over at El Superhombre. Instead of saying anything, she started to grab the nearest piece of furniture--the dining room table--and pulled it towards the door.
"So, status update--we're trapped, my dude."
Billie then went and grabbed one of the dining chairs and brought it over to block the door.
She hoped the furniture would hold and buy them time.
Billie went to her grandmother's room and looked around for her Glock.
She wouldn't have taken it with her to the store, would she?
"Little ones, oh man, I'm sorry. But what the fuck is with the zombies outside? I was on a bender of sorts. I got high, passed out. My granny--Oh shit!"
Billie went to her grandmother's room and found a medkit near her closet. She came back out and then opened the medkit, finding pills, ointments, and finally gauze and medical tape.
"Here you go, El... Super... Hombre."
How long ago did her grandmother leave? Was she OK?
Update
Billie heard more growling and footsteps outside as someone was screaming bloody murder.
Thinking about her grandmother, Billie went to the door, grabbed her shovel, and looked through the peephole.
She stepped away and looked about five shades paler as she looked over at El Superhombre. Instead of saying anything, she started to grab the nearest piece of furniture--the dining room table--and pulled it towards the door.
"So, status update--we're trapped, my dude."
Billie then went and grabbed one of the dining chairs and brought it over to block the door.
She hoped the furniture would hold and buy them time.
Billie went to her grandmother's room and looked around for her Glock.
She wouldn't have taken it with her to the store, would she?
Billie watched the body hit the floor and grinned. But it was only a moment before she frowned again at the masked man rushing into her apartment, going straight for the stove.
"That's so metal," she said as she turned to lock the door behind herself. She then put the shovel near the door, the blood and brains falling softly to the floor from it.
Billie then rushed towards the kitchen, avoiding all the crap El Superhombre knocked over.
She then opened her grandmother's liquor cabinet, got some random liquors, and placed them on the counter next to him.
"Uhh... I'll get some towels!" She then ran to the bathroom, got towels, and found her joint sitting on the sink counter. "I mean... if it helps." She said as she grabbed the towels and joint and headed back to the kitchen.
She then held both up as an offering for him.
"Dude. I don't know if this will work, but maybe it's worth a shot."
She looked dubiously at the stove, wondering if his cauterization would save him.
"That's so metal," she said as she turned to lock the door behind herself. She then put the shovel near the door, the blood and brains falling softly to the floor from it.
Billie then rushed towards the kitchen, avoiding all the crap El Superhombre knocked over.
She then opened her grandmother's liquor cabinet, got some random liquors, and placed them on the counter next to him.
"Uhh... I'll get some towels!" She then ran to the bathroom, got towels, and found her joint sitting on the sink counter. "I mean... if it helps." She said as she grabbed the towels and joint and headed back to the kitchen.
She then held both up as an offering for him.
"Dude. I don't know if this will work, but maybe it's worth a shot."
She looked dubiously at the stove, wondering if his cauterization would save him.
This wedding is my war zone
And I'm the doctor in it
I've got to save their special day
Gotta cater it to the limit
Something so important
Our burgers were their cupid
Gotta give Farrah and what's-his-name
A perfect reception
To prove my job's not stupid
So do I take this meat to grill just right?
I do
Take this cheese to melt on top so nice?
I do
And I'm the doctor in it
I've got to save their special day
Gotta cater it to the limit
Something so important
Our burgers were their cupid
Gotta give Farrah and what's-his-name
A perfect reception
To prove my job's not stupid
So do I take this meat to grill just right?
I do
Take this cheese to melt on top so nice?
I do
Billie's shovel knocked the zombies' jaw clean off its head.
She tried to dodge as it reached out, grabbing her.
She was holding the zombie away from herself as it growled and dripped blood across her arms, as well as other blood matter.
"Get the fuck up off me!"
Billie shoved the zombie with her free hand while trying to keep a tight grip on her shovel in the other.
"Don't die, dude! Stand up!" She shouted at El Superhombre as she struggled.
She tried to dodge as it reached out, grabbing her.
She was holding the zombie away from herself as it growled and dripped blood across her arms, as well as other blood matter.
"Get the fuck up off me!"
Billie shoved the zombie with her free hand while trying to keep a tight grip on her shovel in the other.
"Don't die, dude! Stand up!" She shouted at El Superhombre as she struggled.
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