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You totally put the world conquering plot device gem in the middle of the town. How else are you going to get tourists?
Defendia slumped a little bit after being found out of her amazing facade. Truly this was a master of reading expressions.

"T-think whatever you want!" She puffed as she crossed her arms and looked away.

When asked her name. Defendia was a little shocked. Did they really go this long without knowing each other's name? She turned around, hands on her hips and striking a triumphant pose.

"I am Defendia, a noble woman who has thrown away her true identity on the journey to becoming a great magic user. Remember this name, for when you hear it being associated with becoming the greatest magic user in the world, you can remember on how you had the privilege of giving her food and telling her a story! OHOHOHOHOHO!"
Tears were welling up in Defendia's eyes.My this isn't anything like the action stories I hear from father. She was about to reach or her frilly handkerchief before she stopped herself.

Don't cry, don't cry, a noble woman shouldn't cry to a commoner's story! Defendia stood and turned away from Freya, trying to wipe the tears from her eyes.

"W-what a silly story! Maybe if they had the money to get a master cleric that wouldn't have happened! S-s-such stories of the poor only amuse me, O-OHOHOHOHOHO!"
She laughed while tears fell from her face.
Well its slightly hard to get Defendia to like others. You gave her food though, so thats already a plus.
Defendia grabbed the food and got into a better sitting position, alr3eady eating th3e food that was given to her.

I wonder if this story will involve a magic user. Stupid magic users, they think they're all good because they can cast more than just shield spells. I bet this story will involve some kind of "master" mage who knows a bunch of spells.

Before she knew it, she had already finished the food given to her, so she went to grab another from her pile.

I already don't like this story.
"W-well... if you get me more food, I guess I can lend you my ear for a while." Defendia sniffed. She sat back at the bench and started to slowly eat her food again. She paused for a moment, and handed the girl a piece of bread. "Here, since you're going through the trouble of getting me more food, I guess I should repay in kind." She said, oblivious to the fact that she is giving someone food for food.

This girl isn't so bad, I wonder if she can cook. She would make a fine maid.
"No, its rather fine that you were a girl rather than some ugly warrior. You see, the problem is my food..." A tear began to form in her eyes. "My precious food has been stolen!"
Defendia pointed at a section of her food pile. "There, right there, there was a piece of food. But now it is gone. Snatched away by a thief, never to be held by me again."
When Defendia felt the armor clad person's hands slightly tug on her hair, she flushed red. "YOU DARE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY GENEROSITY AND LAY YOUR HANDS ON MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR YOU INSOLEN-" Upon hearing the person's voice however, Defendia quickly turned around and grabbed the person's hands. "This texture... It's of a woman... YOU'RE A SHE?" Defendia jumped back a bit. "I'm sorry, but such a immoral relationship could never work out. A commoner AND a woman, that's like DOUBLE taboo!"

She turned back to her pile of food, something was wrong. She didn't know who, but someone, someTHING, some UNCOUTH BARBARIAN NOT EVEN WORTHY OF SERVING AS HER FOOT REST stole a piece of her food pile. Defendia fell to her knees. "My food..." She whimpered at her pile.
"...And to think i'm talking about marriage while I'm only-" Defendia's stream of words halted at the armor clad person's request.

Item? I guess they mean my cape, Simple commoners and brutish warriors probably don't see such majestic clothing much after all Defendia gave a small chuckle and pondered for a short while, slightly angered that her feminine charm didn't catch him, but decided to agree on the account of getting back to her food as fast as she could. She stood up and showed her back to the person. "Be glad that I am in a happy mood, I will allow your hands to have the satisfaction of touching it. But make sure your hands are clean, I don't want it to get dirty."
Pretty much, but I'm not sure on the exact number of drills yet.
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