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Alex snatched the hat from his boyfriend and reached inside the center of his hat, pulling out a stereotypical French mustache. He put it on, and then the hat. He glamorously turned around. "Ohonhonhonhonhon!~"
Simon rushed in the room, wearing a red beret.
"What..." Alex hissed. "You took... MY SPECIAL HAT?!?"
"Yes :3"
Chris nodded at Jack. "Understandable." he turned to Alex. "Last time I checked, my son was a virgin."
Alex's face flushed a deep red. "That wall looks interesting..."
Chris clicked his tongue. "Evie, where's Nathan?.. Or Simon?.."

All sights turned to Alex.
Evelyn blinked at Jack. "Why so formal, Jack?.."
Chris walked over by her and ruffled her hair, smiling. "Seriously, Eve, how many times have I told you: Practice your defense moves!"
Evelyn blinked. "Dad?.."
"Fuck yeah, it's papa bear!"
Chris looked at Evelyn and sighed, gaining her attention. She opened her mouth to say something, but the man interrupted her. "You have amnesia."
"I'm gonna assume that lovely lady is Evelyn Woods," he spoke calmly, his British accent charming. "I'm Chris Woods."
Alex glared at Jack. "I--"

Knock, "Hello?.." A tall man with sandy blond hair who appeared to be in his forties was leaning in the doorway. He was wear a white tee-shirt and skinny jeans. He was rather attractive for a man in his age.
"Hold up-- I'm pregneat?!"
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