<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
Mark my words: he is coming with the greatest army you’ve ever seen. Don’t underestimate them or you won’t stand a chance.
*Sighs* Okay.
Realmatic Member
Tamerlaine
- Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
- Joined: 8 yrs ago
- Posts: 770 (0.27 / day)
- VMs: 0
-
Username history
- Realmatic 8 yrs ago
Status
User has no status, yet
Bio
User has no bio, yet
Most Recent Posts
*Sighs* Okay.
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
You know why. Seth will come and contest the throne.
Him and what army? He’s a loner. There’s no way he’ll win.
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
Being the boss isn’t always fun, except when it is. You should know that. Step 57: recruit a bunch of power-copiers as defence. You’ll need them.
With all due respect, why?
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
That’s the spirit! Don’t let it get to your head. Step two: get everybody researching what they’re supposed to be researching. I don’t care how many times you have to go through that hideously complicated repeal process to deal with all of Seth’s recent laws; do it.
Darn. That’s not nearly as fun.
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
*Claps my hands three times with glee* I was hoping you’d ask that! I have a one.. two... fifty seven step plan. Step one: continue being sinister and ruthless; that’s worked really well so far. Don’t commit a brutal massacre unless you really need to; those are unpopular with the people.
Easy. You picked the right king for the job.
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
Good! You're king now. And I'm renaming you Teth. Everyone, this is Queen Teth, your new king. If you'd like, refer to her by King Queen Teth or your majesty or something respectful like that.
I... can live with that. What do you want me to do, Framer?
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
Okay, now that that's settled—Beth, are you here?
*Raises my hand* Yes!
.
.
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>
*The doors slam shut* No, seriously. Go write your names down. And don't lie! I can tell if you're lying and then I will have to peer into your mind and decipher your name and I don't want to do that. Go.
*They shuffle into a line and write their names down*
© 2007-2024