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*Resumes my dash toward my designated building*
*Alarms wail from your building*
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*Resumes my dash toward my designated building*
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Now would be a good time.
*Tosses the book into the air and it hovers above the room*
Contain—Multi—Nullfify: Bind all!
*A brown stream like a lightning bolt comes out of page 23, an orange from page 45, and a purple from page 67, combining and surrounding each guard, wrapping them tightly*
Begin mission.
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*Licks my thumb and rifles through pages 23, 45, and 67*
Then call them and ask what's going on!
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If you want it, I have written proof from my superior, right here.
*Opens a notebook and gestures toward it*
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That's not my problem—maybe it just fixed the sensors. I don't know the technical details, but I trust technology's ability to make their devices work as intended.
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For everyone here, I assume. I'm here to do my job—are you actually surprised that when I was sent here to deal with a server emergency, you were told there was a server emergency? Really?
*Telepathically*
It's close to that point.
Anyway....
I'll "introduce" myself after the event.
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I told you that it was an emergency. Took them long enough to get the message to you.
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*Telepathically*
It's plugged in.
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You're telling me.
*Plugs it in*