Wish granted. Every other part of your body hurts instead.
I wish for... a soda.
I wish for... a soda.
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STATUS: Oh boy... I love getting sent home from work over something stupid... Bastards. 7 yrs ago
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Oh boy... I love getting sent home from work over something stupid... Bastards.
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I can understand bread, but... why milk? why? won't it just go bad if the power goes out? even if you have a cooler, peanut butter seems like a better choice than milk
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"Ohhh Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord. Why don't you come over and give me a big sloppy KISS, Shadowlord?!"
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did you hear about the guy whose whole RIGHT side was cut off? he was left for dead.
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terribleweekterribleweekterribleweek Thank God it's Saturday, holy crap. If someone makes me do anything other than lay in bed & respond to posts, they're losing at least three fingers.
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Lead on someone who's only tryna fuck. Take him to some isolated campgrounds or something. Go in for a kiss, but before our lips touch... click.
Person below me has the ability to perfectly balance objects on their right middle finger on their first try.
Person below me has the ability to perfectly balance objects on their right middle finger on their first try.
Wish granted. It's bug-ridden, and runs at 3 fps.
Fucking ninja'd. W/e. You're in a state of perpetual orgasm, to the point where you go numb and can never feel that kind of pleasure ever again.
I wish for a new phone.
Fucking ninja'd. W/e. You're in a state of perpetual orgasm, to the point where you go numb and can never feel that kind of pleasure ever again.
I wish for a new phone.
I almost wrote a post saying how angry I was at this thread getting derailed.
Then I remembered this is the spam forum.
w/e. Person below me has the ability to manually dilate their pupils at will. Go nuts.
Then I remembered this is the spam forum.
w/e. Person below me has the ability to manually dilate their pupils at will. Go nuts.
>NORD Dragonborn
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You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?
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7 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
Died because you're the anti-hero in an upcoming rpg, and are killed off for plot development.
These forum games are getting weird.
Also, Kalleth, our child is getting aborted.
Also, Kalleth, our child is getting aborted.
Wish granted. All 3 of them are dead.
I wish for an axe that won't break.
I wish for an axe that won't break.
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You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate
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7 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
Why are you asking an ant? I can do both.
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