Revans Exile

So call me crazy

I once had a dream I was being eaten by a black goo swamp monster next to the church I was attending.

Descended From

Vilageidiotx said
brutha.

More like super distant cousin many many times removed.

Descended From

Vilageidiotx said
I'm descended from Adam & Steve

So you are descended from a man who got pregnant by another man, becuase that is the only way for that to happen. Otherwise you are either descended from Adam & Eve or Steve & Eve.

I am also descended from the Noah family.

Digimon: Royal Knights

If I can forego a stupid human partner and this is in the casual section I would be interested in Dukemon

Transformers: To save Cybertron

Megatron's smile to Banshee looked like the smile a Cybercat has as it sizes up a Glitch Mouse, Zap-mouse, or a Frizz-rat. It was unnerving, to say the least. If Normandy was concious they could take on Megatron and survive but with Normandy shutting himself off from everything and being used as nothing more than a ship the reaction times were horrible. "Once I return to my ship we will follow you to your base." Megatron shook his finger. "Not so fast, first we have a crash site to investigate. Plus you don't get to visit the base until you prove your allegiance."

Banshee returns to the Normandy, she was prepared for the backlash for accepting Megatron's deal. Crucio was so angry that he refused to talk. Wraith was hard to pinpoint as to what he was feeling. Normandy took off and followed Megatron to the crash site.

The Seekers were circling over head. Unsure what to make of the thing. Demolisher was also there.

Megatron transformed to robot mode and landed by the strange object. "Looks like it came from a former colony of Cybertron's. Also appears to be dead. Megatron had the thing hooked up to Demolisher. "Seekers follow Demolisher and make sure that thing gets back to base and into Soundwave's lab."

Transformers: To save Cybertron

Drake all the Seekers who were out on doing whatever were sent to your char's location, Megatron then had Starscream awoken and demoted and sent to your char's location plus any one close. All of which were NPCs you can take control of.

Transformers: To save Cybertron

Megatron transformed into robot mode and hovered just a few feet from Banshee. Megatron laughed at Banshee's declaration. "Let your little Alliance retaliate in full force all they want, I crushed the Autobots, sent those left alive scattering to the four corners of the universe. When I rip the Matrix of Leadership from Optimus Prime's cold dead chasis, there will be absolutely nothing anyone could do to stop my conquest. You do have bearings of chrome steal for a Minicon. You have two options at the moment. I can blow your diode out of the sky or you can join me, you clearly are in need of Energon, my ship landed where acquiring Energon is easy but slow, but it looks like you know how to convert natural planetary sources into Energon already. Local indigenous meatbags refer to the location as Mount St. Helens. So what will it be?" Megatron charged up his Fusion Cannon and pointed it at Banshee.

Crucio fired a warning shot that just barely missed Megatron's head. "I'm not alone, threaten me again and they will destroy you. If we join you there must be one promise made, we must be granted the right to exact vengeance upon Starscream. He must be made to feel what he and the rest of the Seekers did to my kind. He may not survive." Megatron smiled. "Make him suffer a thousand fold for all I care, he no longer has any value than as cannon fodder."

Descended From

I'm decided from Adam & Eve.

Transformers: To save Cybertron

Don't forget the longer variation HMUTH (hit me upside the head).

Transformers: To save Cybertron

Megatron was on his way to the crash site at grid Omicron Sector Alpha Seven. When he noticed something odd, everything on this mudball was odd in his opinion but it was odd for this planet. "Soundwave send anyone available to grid Omicron Sector Alpha Seven, I have to investigate something. Also wake up that idiot Starscream, but before you do put an explosive device inside his chest next to that traiorous spark. Then inform him that Thundercracker is now the Air Commander. If he gives you any problem with the demotion then do whatever you want to him." Megatron proceeded to slowly approach the odd thing he wanted to investigate.

Banshee noticed Megatron coming, she warned Crucio & Wraith. Crucio & Wraith proceeded to load up as much of the Energon as possible but leaving enough time to start up the defense systems. Banshee sent out a hail on all known Cybertronian frequencies. "This is Captain Bashee of the Cybertronian ship Normandy. Any aggression will be seen as an act of war. The M.A.D. Alliance will retaliate in full force." Banshee wasn't lying about the M.A.D. Alliance, the truth was the alliance didn't give a damn about the trio, they were outspoken detractors of Modus Prime the leader of the Minicons.