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Hey M-m--Morty-bleh-look what I just joined. It's RP Guild, Morty!!

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(I'm actually not Rick Sanchez, surprise, surprise.)


Used to be Entropsy, you can call me whatever you want--

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Mortimer bit his lip as he scanned the anatomy of the shuttles from his shadowy corner. Now how to go about this...

He licked his hands hands again to ensure he wouldn't fall off the ceiling or something infuriatingly stupid like that, then crawled over to where one shuttle met the other. Looking around to make sure SPREAD staff were no where in sight, he dropped down onto the opposite side of where the passengers boarded, winced at the thump he made when he hit the metal, and proceeded to crawl under the shuttle.

A few minutes later, and he'd snuck through the ventilation systems and was hiding in the back corner, under one of the shuttle seats. With any luck, the ride would start soon and the staff would finish taking tickets and clear out, and then he might be able to actually move into the seat, and nobody would bother him or ask him when he'd shown up.

He held his breath when he heard the two from earlier boarding, feeling somewhat anxious and having late second thoughts. He supposed phase two was a go.

Name: Ukyo

Species: Bakenekko

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Appearance: Ukyo looks like every other cat on the block, except that he walks on his hind legs and is prone to wearing clothes. While he believes himself to be a purebred Russian Blue he's really just a domestic shorthair with blue-grey fur, and heterochromic blue and red eyes. Starting at the base of his long, long tail, the fur fades into a silvery white. Regardless of the season or weather, when you pet him there's a 1/10 chance that you'll get shocked.
He physically cannot write, open jars, or turn round doorknobs. Please help him.
Though he doesn't like shifting into a human form because he thinks he's fine the way he is and it's more tiring than it's worth, when he does he looks like so: (x).

Faction: Entertainer, pretty soon.

Personality: He fits the stereotypical trickster archetype: he's charismatic, silver-tongued, and ever the prankster. He's a very happy person who's willing to be friends with just about anyone, even if they screw him over—they'll reap what they sow in time, after all. It's not his problem!
He has the terrible habit of taking nothing seriously, and uses his sense of humor to hide hurt feelings and/or anger and it's made him somewhat jittery and anxious over the years. He raps his claws a lot and when he's stressed he has a habit of running back and forth around the room like a speed-demon with his fur standing on end and his claws extended.
He loves ripping up furniture.
His favorite food is sardines and he'll love you forever if you'll open a can for him (he has a hard time doing it with his paws).
He's very punny, and very bad at it.
He likes jazz, blues, classical, ambient, and game/movie soundtracks.

Biography: Ukyo was born to relatively normal housecats, but blessed with a rather gifted intelligence that set him apart as a sentient being early on. His parents' owners were well aware what he was, but since it wasn't the 1700's anymore, were too liberal to chop his tail off to dampen his yōkai magic.
Rather, Ukyo was taken in as their child and raised to be a normal person, going to normal (albeit expensive and upper class) schools and playing pranks on his friends.
He lacked the characteristic dancing talents of his kind save for his uncanny Charleston, though he does enjoy dancing and doesn't care if he looks silly, but developed a talent for music.
He's a new student here, so he has no faction yet—I think I know where he's going to end up, though.

Powers: A very talented shapeshifter, Ukyo is able to take on the appearance of people much larger or smaller than he. He can even mimic someone's fingerprints, with the exceptions of this ability being that he 1.) cannot become something with a non-functioning brain, 2.) he cannot reproduce his target's supernatural or physical abilities, 3.) it fatigues him to shift, and he can only do it maybe three or four times a day.
He also has the uncanny ability to walk without making a sound and can get shit past the radar with ease. You know how a cat can move across the room in a minute if you turn your back? Yeah, that shit's a superpower and he has it.

Abilities: He knows English and Feline fluently, and tidbits of Japanese from his "grandparents".
He's an excellent liar and charmer, able to swashbuckle his way out of trouble (most of the time).
Enhanced agility, y'know, because he's a cat. He can also talk to other cats, as mentioned above.
He can play a few miscellaneous string and wind instruments, including the windpipes, the sax, and the electric bass, though trying to find them in his size are difficult.
He knows swing but can't dance anything else.
He can pass as a regular, low-intelligence feline if he walks on all fours, but that would, like, require getting naked and he's not doing that.

Weapons: His claws do finely, thank you.

Other: Is that Prince Lune from The Cat Returns? Yes it is Prince Lune from The Cat Returns, thank you for asking! Is that Yato from Noragami? Yes. Yes it is. Speaks in Thistle. Char theme: (x)
When she'd been a really little kid, Mrs. Summers told her that she'd been borne on the back of the Sandman before they had her, that she was made of dreams and drivel, and that the reason why she slept so much was because she still had the urge to return to the place where she'd been born, where nothing made sense--

It was a line of bull, of course, but it had helped her accept her sleepy, cat-like existence as something unique and beautiful, rather than the reason why she didn't have any friends back then.

She was on a vaguely cartoonish pirate ship in the middle of a technicolor sea, the horizon unobstructed by neither land nor vessel, and the dark, cobalt sky was filled with start clusters so close that it was hard to tell where heaven met water. The sea itself was teeming with life, squids and fish glowing faintly bright and smiling at her. Also, The Monkees were playing from an unknown source, so, if she had to guess--she was either asleep or very, very high.

Aware that she was dreaming, Summers steered of course, using the stars as a map, before arriving at an island filled with (hopefully) cats and models--and was that a tiki bar? Oh hell yes. Before she could ditch the Black Pearl, however, someone elbowed her in the side.

---

In the real world, she'd been asleep for all of twenty minutes.

Snrrrrrrkk--kh-snnrrrrrrrrk--

She was face-first in an uneaten hamburger bun which had long since over-saturated, and now the drool was overflowing the tray and creeping towards one of her fellow punk's sharpie work. The girl--who looked something like a lizard got freaky with a nightjar bird--could deal with the obscenely loud snoring easily, but Summers' copious amounts of saliva were smearing the ink and enough was enough.

Summers groaned and turned her head to crack an eye at the offending elbow, half her face still in her mushy bread. Pulling herself from her tray, pushing it away, and wiping the dough off her cheek, she sent a dirty look towards the lizjard punk and made a silent promise to her to do it again next time in thicker quantities of drool. Then she stared at the remaining fishbowel's worth of fluid on her table.

She shrugged off her sweater and tugged the bottoms of her wifebeater down before wiping the table half-assedly with the former, and promptly smacked her face back onto the fake wood.

In about ten seconds she'd be out like a light, again, if but for the fact that she had only picked at the burger before she fell asleep and how incredulously hungry she became within the last twenty minutes.

"...Food?" She grumbled to herself, unsure if it was worth staying awake. And then, in affirmation: "...Food."
--first thread for keeping track of stuff, edit later--

I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either,

-fire-

did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
@Kalimah Dude, sweet, two engineers in the punk faction. You fix the junkers, I fix the idiot box, together we can make a potato launcher--

--Also, @Professor_Wyvern, I was wondering how far down that metaphorical road were are atm, because I thought of a pretty cute character. Should I wait until there's a few more CS's posted?
Lex ignored the fox things and the ugly green guy.




Ooh. Yikes. At least Mort has hair. --nudge, nudge. wink, wink.--
Gotcha, coach. I'm cool with waiting, I might be over-ambitious anyways.

If she'd play anything, it'd be animaniacs. Or maybe infomercials. The last time she checked she had about 2 petabytes available, but her memory is "shit" after all.

@Professor_Wyvern
Ayy, this looks crazy fun. CS posted, I hope I didn't rev up the engines for a punk char bandwagon. Do you mind if I take another character somewhere down the road?


Name: (unknown given name) Summers

Species: Psuedo-human, I guess. Maybe a fever dream.

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Appearance: Standing at about 5'5” and weighing in at 145lb, she's a average-sized girl. The rest of her appearance is a little...off, I guess one could say. Her skin ranges from a light grey to nearly transparent, with darker greys in her hair and nails. It's almost as if she was straight out of a noir film if not for the bright, technicolor clothes she likes to wear and her eyes.
Normally, her eyes lack irises and pupils in favor of—well, static usually. Little black ants running over white sand (or is it white ants running over black sand?) fill her sockets when she's feeling apathetic, bored, or tired—her default emotions. When she's feeling other emotions, the static clears into a corrupted VHS tape (x (<-- epilepsy warning), x, x) in her eyes, lines where the film has been scratched blurring the images of friends and animals when she's happy, storms over the ocean when she's angry, distant galaxies when she's hopeful. Sometimes silent memories show up. But mostly, it's static. When she cries, the image liquifies and runs out of the corners of her eyes before reverting to those damn ants again.
Her fashion vocabulary includes “neon” and “comfortable”. She likes long, yellow raincoats and multicolored sweaters, and her jeans are a more than a little baggy and ripped to point of falling off her legs. When she tries to put them on in the morning, she keeps catching the holes with her feet and ripping the jeans further. It's not like she's going to go out and buy new ones, though. Everything she owns is covered in pins, especially smiley faces, 'fight the power' fists, and cats.

Faction: Punk

Personality: Summers is sleepy before she's anything else. She's turned sleeping into an artform; she can do it whenever, wherever, however. In fact, she's so fond of sleeping that if you wake her up from one of her infamous catnaps, she'll sleep somewhere inconvenient for you just to spite you. She's terribly lazy, too, as work comes before death (disappointing death, at that), and must be avoided at all costs.
After sleepy comes snarky. After snarky comes flirty. Summers likes girls (mostly) and (a select few) boys and has no concept of a good pick-up line. She looses it around people she thinks are cute, turning into a pile of grey, stuttering goop (not literally but she thinks that'd look really cool).
Fourthly, Summers dislikes authority. Though she's always tip-toed the line between nerd and punk, this is what settles the issue—imperatives grate on her like no other. Just put a question mark at the end of sentences you direct towards her, please, it's not worth the two months she'll spend being petty over a command. As far as the Punk cause goes, she wants to see a world where private property no longer exists and social conventions are a thing of the past.
In her opinion, a locked door that does not lead to a bathroom or a bedroom is both an insult and challenge.
Conversely, she's rather respectful to others and will level with anyone regardless of age, rank, or intelligence until they say something that insinuates she's beneath them. In other words, she's easy-going, friendly, and pretty funny until someone acts like a jerk.
Do not doubt her abilities. She'll break antiques she don't give a shit.
Fifthly—well, more as a side note—she suffers from Cuteness Proximity Syndrome, where the closer she's standing to an animal (or a really endearing person), the less intelligent she becomes. IQ = k x closeness to object of adoration in feet.

Biography: Summers was a problem child, which would suck for her parents if they hadn't died in a house fire when she was eight (at least she got the family dog out). She's been bumped from foster home to foster home for the past seven years, and after one too many authoritarian homes that didn't care for her, she's developed a firm distrust of adults.
Her social worker, Jacques, has always liked her “spunk” but his seemingly endless patience is running thin.
She landed in Sun Ridge last week after her latest stunning success story (she pushed her foster brother into a pile of maneur and that was the last straw ((hah farm joke)) for her loving, agricultural family of a two and a half months) and was pretty quickly nudged into the Wastelands.

Powers: Her memory can be summed up as “shit” but if she does remember something in enough detail, she can play the memory via her TV-eyes.

Abilities: Summers excels and breaking and entering, whether it be lock picking or infiltration through the ventilation system. She's also a gadgeteer genuis. She'll fix your TV if you ask nicely.

Weapons: An aluminum slugger that she claims is just for baseball. For the most part, it is.

Other: Ayy, so, one of my favorite OC's. The image is of Mamimi (FLCL) and I manip'd it to look odd—and, like, it took forever dude. If anyone wants to use it, that's cool, but throw me a bone via credit--it's still my char design. She speaks in yellow. Also, char theme for the heck of it: (x)
For the hungry teenager in the wild, an older woman is never a difficult target, and this is certainly no exception for vaguely-alien old women and hungry mutant teenagers. When she walked a little too close for comfort, a four-fingered, green hand slipped into her purse and retrieved...

...Doritos®! Alright, score, man! And here, Mort had been expecting something unfamiliar entirely. As he pocketed the pilfered goods, he pondered the existence of Doritos® in other timelines and their effect on inter-dimensional communities. Had the Doritos® companies merged with each other to expand their field of influence to uncharted target groups? Had one Doritos® dimension claimed copyright over the others? Many questions to be explored for such a tiny bag of snacks.

When the sounds of one-sided arguing filtered in from across the station, Mort cocked his head to the source and his eyes met two anthropomorphized--foxes, maybe? He faintly remembered playing a game with characters who looked like these when he was really little, before the realities sequenced, but a lot of fictional media was pulled from the shelves afterwards so that no one's life story was revealed to them (they'd done it for his reality too, but apparently in most dimensions he'd run for one season and got, like, five minutes screen time tops. M-Earth-8096 was a crapshoot. 11052? Now that's where all the big bucks were). The two, who were now hugging it out, had drawn enough attention to themselves and vicariously away from suspicious-looking green dudes that Mort was able to clear a jump to the ceiling of the station without being noticed. From here, he crawled to the shadowy part of where pillar met ceiling, where it was unlikely anyone would notice him.

Mortimer smirked. Mission "Hitchhike a S.P.R.E.A.D Shuttle" phase 1 was a success.
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