Riddiskel — Roleplayer Guild

So I haven't been active in Forum Role Play for a very, very long time; it may seem like a small period of time to some but for one such as myself, ten years is quite a while. The good news is that I now have a job where the periods of down time are long and frequent throughout the average day, so here I am attempting to fill the dead time with a few decent stories. 

Here are some random facts about me: I'm 28 years old and I have an undying love for Ingress (Enlightened) and things that go boom. I live the life of one who is completely unattached and am therefore enabled to do pretty much whatever I please within the bounds of my wallet. At 2:00 am on Wednesdays and Thursdays, you'll find me at Denny's cracking dirty jokes to the graveyard shift there. I tell people that I have a dog named Walter Fitzgerald so that they won't get all sympathetic about me being alone and stuff. I sell mattresses for a living, and I'm very good at that. My long term career goal is to help introduce more mechanical body modifications into the world of prosthetics, for functional and/or cosmetic use. To accomplish that I am going to school for Biomechanical Engineering, but I haven't gotten to that whole "Bio" part yet. It's lofty but it's going to happen, I'm going to make Deus Ex a reality. 

If I had to assign myself an Alignment, I'd realistically be a neutral party member with a few dashes of spicy chaos here and there. 

I'm a Pottermore Slytherin and my Patronus is a Black Mamba. 

My roommate is a Furry who spends his time locked up in his room drawing Furry Porn. He actually makes a surprising amount of money doing that, so I applaud his abilities. (Okay, not a fact about me, but it is random so it meets halfway in criteria.)

I enjoy the casual swear. 

I like making elevators awkward. 

Let's have fun here. Tell me some random stuff about you. :)
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