RoadRash

Loki's Laugh

Okay. So I took a quick ride (yes, with a hangover; I'm sick, not dead) to go grab a burger and get some greasy meat in my belly. The neighbor's hell-children were running around outside the apartment, generally being little shits (hate those kids).

I got back from burger time to find them in the parking lot, picking on a turtle they'd found. Poking it with sticks, poking it with fingers, etc. Their parents sat nearby, watching, because they're tweaker trash and are a special kind of worthless. So anyway, I take matters into my own hand as the older of the two (about 7) is pestering the turtle, and yell "Hey! Leave the animal alone!" This distracts / terrifies him (bear in mind, I'm in full colors, as I just got off the Harley) and he ends up dangling his finger longer than he intended to.

Said turtle reaches out and clamps right onto his index finger. He screams. His mother screams. I laugh my ass off. His father stares stupidly.

Long story short, fuck that kid. He had it coming.

Also, I recovered and relocated the turtle.

Loki's Laugh

I swear, some day I'll grow up and stop this shit.

Some day.

Loki's Laugh

Once again, I have celebrated life and now wish for death. Truly, it will be alcohol that kills me, in one way or another.

Loki's Laugh

I need to get involved with that collab. Ragnar will have things to say, I'm sure.

Just gimme a few hours, Idle haha I kinda wanna die...

The Last Kings of Orion

All of this is good! I approve of everythign. Ill see you guys tomorow afternon. Night!

EDTI : There seems to be more technology here than i initaly gave credit for. I was planning for extreme near-future, rather than...this levl of techno-magic. Which is good, because it lets me play with shit.

Expect awesome military bullshit to come on Mike's side, and for Bill to be thorohgly impressed with the drilling equpitment.

My buddies are calling, beer time is now. Night again all.

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More or less. I certainly can't say he's friendlier than he looks, but he's not friendly. But he's relatively non-violent, at least?

Just a great big grouch hahaha

The Last Kings of Orion

Roll me over...
In the clover...
Roll me over in the clover,
Do it again, do it again! *clap*

Oh, fun with cadences Hahaha

EDIT : Also, nice post Kuro. Hahaha I love that he's treating Bill like a wookie with baked goods :P

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Well, I'll catch y'all in a bit. I'm off to rot my mind with some videogames. I'll check in again in some hours and such.

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No. Nothing comes in cans anymore. It's all bags, stuffed in bags.

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Yeah. They have heating packs. Pretty useful. I only heated like, two MREs my entire career though. Instead, I tended to collect the heating packs for cold nights in the field. You had to be careful (adding water triggered the heating chemicals, and released nitrogen gas), but if you just added like, half the amount required for heating the meal, you could stuff one up under your flak between your skivvy shirt and your blouse. Helped keep me warm on many a cold night.

EDIT : Also, MCI threw me off, too. In today's Corps, MCI stands for Marine Corps Institute; they're big red books with accompanying tests that you can study to learn new skills, and send them in for promotion points. I did a shit load of them in my 5 years. They have ones on vehicles, some on tactics, weapon systems, nutrition... the Leading Marines MCI and the Personal Financial Management MCI were required for me to pick up Corporal, and they also have shit like Math for Marines, Spelling for Marines, and Grammar for Marines.

My favorites were the M-240B Machinegunner, Small Unit Tactics, and Warfighter Leadership ones. Those are pretty cool. Counter-Terrorism is nifty too.