RoadRash

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Alcohol. I consumed it, and therefore was not here.

Today is...crippling.

Welcome to the inside of my head.

The Sprawl

So...So this is dead then? No more with the cyberpunk dystopia?

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Blond, blue eyes, angry expression... That could almost be a young Ragnar!

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I dig the post, guys. Good stuff there.

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True story. Though I'm still trying to find a few bards to spread my fame to other regions... It's hard, being a knight of the road these days. Just can't find good bards anymore...

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This is very true. I am The Great Ever-Riding. No highway can claim me.

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This guy. This guy exists.

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Ladies and gentlemen. Today, I lost control of my bike at 50 mph. I was in a turn, trying to take the corner too fast, when my rear tire decided it no longer wanted to be under my bike. My tank is dented, my forks are slightly out of alignment, and the spikey bits I glued to the rear are broken off. Beyond that, there is no structural damage, and I rode the bike home.

I was wearing no helmet, and a sleeveless shirt under my colors.

I am completely uninjured.

Friends, it is official. I am an immortal.

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WHEE! Writing is FUN!