RuffledMane

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Webmaster said
Quite potent, too.

Sorry to hear it.

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Webmaster said
Finally the madness is beginning to wear off.

*Pops up in front of you*
Madness, eh?

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souleaterfan320 said
*smiles warmly, and kisses you*

*Rolls eyes*
All this lovey-dovey stuff is rather sickening, you know. Some people are trying to eat.
*Takes a bite of a burger. The meat looks odd.*

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Legend said
Mother, relax. I've literally been fighting nonstop with Unity. Give me a break.

Where are your manners?

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Legend said
Maybe if I wasn't sterile, I would be.

Implying you've been... fornicating...

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Legend said
If Humor was here, I would be.

*Pauses*
You're serious, aren't you?

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Legend said
Hey mom, Misty's pregnant.

*Narrows my eyes*
Aren't you hilarious.

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Legend said
That's not funny. I'm fighting a maniac right now, so I don't have excess humor.

*Pokes your belly*
Stress isn't good for the baby.
*Chuckles*
Come on son, lighten up.

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Legend said
But you do.

And you're pregnant, right?

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Legend said
...I'm a guy.

*Nods*
My point exactly.