RuffledMane

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Legend said
I was wandering through a desert with everyone else in the scale. I have sand in places that you would never imagine sand could get to. AND FOR SOME BLOODY REASON, I'M TWELVE AGAIN.

*Cringes*
There's a toilet over here somewhere... Go fish it out...

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souleaterfan320 said
*growls* what did you just call me you insufferable scum?

Kind sir.
*Stands*
I recommend you tone down the language. A fight between us will only go one way, and let's just say it involves me drinking your blood from your excessively thick skull.

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Legend said
Whaaaaaat?

It's a compliment. I know, rare to hear from me, but you're you. Plus I haven't seen you in a long time.
*Pauses*
What were you doing all this time?

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Legend said
You'd have to be stupid enough to make me want to hit you first.

You'd have to be dislikeable in order for me to want to make you want to hit me, which we all know is impossible.
*Nudges you*

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souleaterfan320 said
wait, what did you say?

*Giggles*
Thank you, oh kind sir.

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Legend said
Only if you want a permanent scar that says "Techi was here" and promptly die afterwards.

*Scoffs*
You'd have to hit me first.

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souleaterfan320 said
ceras: you seem cool.*smiles*

You're already so obviously contemptible, yet you're oblivious. I pity you.

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Legend said
Um... thank you?

Do you want that? Horns and stuff?

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Legend said
I'm not supposed to be cute! *Voice cracks*I'm supposed to look some and fierce!

You look awesome, too. Not really fierce though, but I could help you out through body modifications.

No, not tattoos or piercings. I could make you look like the spawn of Satan and the Antichrist.

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Legend said
Grrrrrr.... TIME LINE!!! IF YOU DID THIS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

Well he can just prevent it from ever happening. Calm down.
*Grabs your shoulder lightly*
You look cute. A new weapon in your infinite arsenal.