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Friday Night

Ace of Spades said
Yeah, who the hell complains about that? "I have friends who actually like doing enjoyable things without needing to go out and get drunk on a Friday night, woe is me."

Except we all wound up getting shitfaced. Problem was that the party we were attending started at 10 and we were still sober at 9:30 because woo Mario Party. I don't understand why having fun on a Friday without alcohol is treated like some sort of righteous act of nobility, but that's one of a number of virtues that we def can't claim.

Friday Night

Just a sec

I'm not complaining because they're playing video games.

I'm complaining because they're playing Mario Party when we have a perfectly good copy of Mario Tennis lying around, just waiting to be played.

Friday Night

And my roommates are playing fucking Mario Party.

Everything Wrong With Frozen

idlehands said
My car was frozen this morning, I had to scrape ice and defrost that thing. I tried to open the doors and they were stuck!

Everything Wrong With Frozen

Very thorough frame-by-frame analysis of the major flaws in Disney's most recent motion picture.

Drunk and What

Heisenberg said
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This. I like you.

Drunk and What

Bars bars bars.

What's up, spam?

The Insidious Night

I'm drunk right now, but I'm looking through this and I love it. Any spots open?

Rename the User Above You

Sugartits.

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

Update: I love it.

James Van Der Beek is perf.