even fucking swords
Okay, you made me laugh.
Here, have a bump.
even fucking swords
LOL! The best advice I can offer is to learn how to use a grill. The simplest recipe I have is for burgers. Split a pound of ground beef into four balls and flatten them down into patties. Season the top side lightly with garlic powder, a little salt, and a crack of pepper on each patty. Toss them on the grill seasoned side down then season the top side again the same way. Close the lid for 3-4 minutes depending on how cooked you like it. Flip 'em and close the lid again for the same time. Pull them off and enjoy. The best recipes are super simple.