Sanctus Spooki

Game: "Useless" superpowers

Make a fortune off the ability to definitively answer the age old question. Make even more money off the numerous debates as to whether you count as an observer yourself. Culminate in cutting off your own ears to silence the naysayers. Live on forever in the memories of society within a obscure history book recording bizarre occurrences during the era of useless superpowers.

The ability to annul eternal marriages enforced by magical wish fairies.

I think I've figured out how to escape this trap :D

obsolete

Until the tools for it to be entirely self maintaining are in place it damn well better.

Your Avatar Has A Kid With The Avatar Above

IN that case, I suppose our child will grow up with an inferiority complex, having no legitimate claim to the throne... and will probably eventually try to kill them all. Lovely Fratricide.

GAME: Crush A Wish

(so what your saying is we have an endless supply of new pets?)

Granted, but the happy union leads to a power couple on the scale of Jay-Z/Beyonce. The spam forum collapses under the sheer adulation afforded the royal duo.

I wish for an end to these wishes forcing me into this marriage. ITS ALREADY HAPPENED WHY MUST YOU PERSIST IN THIS TORMENT!

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Dragon attack. Those things know who is paying the bills for their treasure hoards.

Ban the Person above you

Banned for making me think there were 100 LOTR books at first.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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The kazoo is an underrated instrument

I take it you like the noise Vuvuzela make as well?

My favorite activities include:

Consuming Bile. Ey bby
^.^