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I'd try to write it, but it'll probably sound more Scottish.
I'd try to do a Scottish accent, but I'm already Scottish
So I'm predicting that Dex is gonna be Ev's sworn enemy now.
But they were so close to beings besties!
Dexter - The Eternal Struggle Dexter stood there by Ev's side, his face the look of total exctement and his grin was taking up much of his covered face, which was quite an achievement for him. As he stood there, he couldn't help but hope that this person wasn't some sort of interdimensiol travelling demon who was gonna rip his soul to shreds and then laugh as she ate them. If that was the case, he though he'd better run. Then suddenly he was saved! By the most annoying person he had ever met! He looked down at the girl, her whole being baffled him. Her glasses, her voice, HER SIZE! "Is that an oompa loompa reject..." He muttered under his mask, totally confused by the goings on. "oooh paper! Gimme!" And then he had taken the paper, and the struggle had began. His excitement had made him breathe heavily, of course they wouldn't be able to tell since the gas mask would've covered the sound, but now, another problem had arisen. His eye holes were fogged up. He couldn't see a thing, nothing at all, just fog. He stared at the paper, he glared, he shook it, until his fog had disappeared, why, he didn't know himself. He licked his lips as he read it and then realisation dawned. He had a room mate, he'd never had a room mate before, they were supposed to be super awesome. "Ooooh, I've never had a room mate before, are they good huh Ev?" He asked in a quite excited tone, and he even squealed. "LISA! ITS US! WE'Re ROOM MATES!!! WE ARE GONNA BE LIKE BESTIES!" Then he tried hopelessly to calm himself down. "Sorry, excitement, your room mate sounds cool to Evelenia? That's what Ev's short for right?"
lol Dexter in a dorm with Lisa?
I searched up "seme and uke" on Google recently I then asked my current caretaker if she knew what it meant so when she said no, I told her to never ever know about what it is
Nk, you poor thing
everybody is leaving me. You'll never leave me though, right Skyrim? ...Skyrim?
Skyrim's with me now chuckle
Dexter - Going With The Flow Dexter chuckled slightly as well when she started comparing him to the show, like no one had ever done that before. But now he couldn't help but ponder on her name as well. Ev? Short for Eve? Evelyn? Evengelion? Evanescence? He shook his head as he thought. He couldn't just ask her, that would be horribly inpolite and rude, and he'd probably get kicked somewhere he'd rather not get kicked, in the downstairs region. "Heh, Ev? What's that short for?" He suddenly braced himself for any impact his body was about to experience, when he looked at the other girl, confusion hidden by his mask. Had she not heard about creatures of darkness or any bad ass wizardry before? He looked at Ev, quickly processing the lie she had developed. He nodded slowly. "Yes, yes we are. We do all kinds of random shit, but if you feel up to it...." He traveled off with a giggle.
Plot twist, Mahz is mahz. Or Mahz is the forum.
Damn this is getting intense
Irony: mahz can no longer spy on us in secret because he put a user tracker in. Just kidding, he probably has a second account for spying on people. Trust nobody
That means you could be Mahz. I could be Mahz. Or maybe we're all Mahz?
Dexter - Totally a ladys man The White haired boy giggled slightly at her suggestion of him oulling it off. And yes, of course he had tried, he had tried so many things, even set it on fire once....still didn't work. He rubbed his hair that wasn't covered by the mask as he watched the goth girl panic, and this was making him....confused? Nah. Amazed? Perhaps. Intruiged. Of course. He looked at the two girls, first looking at the goth then at the one known as Lis. His mask may have been digging up as he blushed slightly, suddenly out of his comfort zone. "Heh....um....Metallica's quite cool....." He said trying to regain his composure and his totally gentleman like personality. He just was trying his hardest to decipher the situation he was now in. So this girl....was with this girl....or maybe they weren't and it was a speech mishap. He shook his masked head, of course MUSTVE been that, she was already back on a roll. "Yeah, I like some heavy stuff too, but I alos like to keep it not too heavy, seeing me head banging to some of those things can be quite, disturbing I have heard." He tilted his head as if to signify a smile. "Heh, yeah I guess you are more clockwork, or Jane. So yeah...Oh where are my manners! I haven't even introduced myself and now I sound like some sort of comedic relief." He sighed and held out his gloved hand. "Hi! I'm Dexter"
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