Seba

You wake up in bed with the signature above you

I'm going to assume the man holding the gun is who I wake up with.

This is great! This means he lived through the war!

You wake up in bed with the avatar above you

Welp... Things could be A LOT worse. I'll just have to figure out how to repair my time machine, I suppose.

What's your "type" personality wise?

Personality wise?

They have to be able to engage in small-talk that will build into meaningful conversations. Asking me about the weather's nice, but be able to take it further. It means a lot to me, like you're actually thinking through what you're saying to me beyond a statement or two. I like having one on one conversations, the time spent on me.
They have to be witty. Dry wit, sarcasm, I don't care. Just be witty and we'll get along smashingly. They have to be able to make me laugh.
Self-confidence. Oh my God that can be great in the right amount. Too much and I'll threaten that they're choking on their own dick, and too much I'll think they believe they don't even deserve one.
They have to make good apologies. Not just a simple "I'm sorry," that doesn't cut it. There's a methodology to apologies. Saying I'm sorry is easy, meaning it is a lot harder.
Compassionate. Being sweet on me is nice, but being kind to those around you, and giving a shit, now that's something. There is more in the world than what goes on past our doorstep, and recognizing that, and trying to help everyone else be better? That is a turn on.
Tolerant. Lifestyle, religion, music, personality quirks, a tendency for bad days... All of it is amazing. It makes me respect the person, which is extremely healthy for any relationship.
Dog lover. Counts as a personality trait in the Sims, so why not here?

EDIT: Does personality cover being able to keep secrets? If so, that's important. I don't want someone spreading my shit everywhere.

Compliment the person above you

You seem to have an abundance of self-confidence, which is to be admired in some cases.

Post Your Pet Peeves

Jorick said
Some of mine have already been posted, particularly people who call themselves "quirky" or "crazy" and act like a 13 year old girl, weeaboos (which is directly related to the previous thing as it turns out), people who don't seem to have a grasp of the concept of personal space, brown-nosers, and feminazis (feminism is increasingly becoming like various religions: the message started out great, but the people who live their life by it have distorted it and fucked it up into harmful shit). I also have some totally new ones to add:Political correctness whiners.People who complain about being offended and demand that others cater to their sensibilities, especially when they could easily leave or close the web page to stop being exposed to the offensive material.Censorship in general, but especially when done due to or in concert with one of the above.Whiners and complainers in general.People who claim to be well versed in a subject when the most education or research they've had is clearly a skim through a Wikipedia article or two, especially when it comes to science stuff.People who claim to know better than professionals in some field because of some bullshit they heard from a friend or on the news.Willful ignorance of all kinds.So I guess they could almost all be boiled down into whiny people and/or stupid people.

I'm inappropriately giddy that we have a lot of the same pet peeves.

Magic Magnum said
8. "Taking stuff" of mine. Even if it's a joke I really hate it when people do stuff like grab my food and move/hide it somewhere.

THIS OH MY GOD THIS. I have too many siblings with sudden urges to clean and the second my stuff moves from where it was I get way too pissed off way too quickly.

It's all in the Spamily - A CK2 Spamthrough

Post Your Pet Peeves

1. People

1. Chronics Hypocrites
2. People who can't realize how loud they are
3. People who find out I have a thing about personal space and try to get closer to me to test it
4. When people try to brown nose.
5. Smacking. Instantly turns me off my meal.
6. Incessant verbal pauses. Stop, think of what you want to say, then talk to me.
7. People talking/texting on the phone while in the car. If it's an emergency, pull off to the side. Don't endanger everyone else for your conversation.
8. Thinking you're above pain medicine and looking down on those who do take it. I will shank a bitch and then tell them they're above pain medicine. ... *coughs*
9. Feminazis.
10. People groaning when someone has a question

I should probably stop there

Slingshot's Life Lessons #174

Do you actually keep track of these, or do you just like to use random numbers?

Netflix

That is a new one. O.o The "strangest" group I've gotten is "Danish Dramas," and that was after a Mads Mikkelsen binge.

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What a beautiful asshole is the general, agreed-upon description.