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You never mentioned payment.


Hidden fees are an ongoing problem.
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Ultimate plausible deniability, now with documentation to back it up? Sign me up.


Hey, if you’re willing to accept the costs, who am I to deny you?
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I have no idea what gives you the impression that I have a good idea about anything.
*Shrugs*


Are you comfortable with me notarizing that? I think it qualifies as a self-report.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.


You sure had a good idea a few seconds ago.
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For cataclysmically huge Musphocl-
*Stops talking immediately and stares at you expressionlessly*


It’s all downhill from here.
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Where the B stands for Big Musclephoricals, yes.


*Stares you in the face for a few moments, placing my finger on my chin*
Mmmm... C.
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Metaphorical muscles. Metaphoris... Metam- Mat- Mas- Muscle... Phorical.


B for effort?
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I mean, even if you're not supposed to be worried about being shot in the face, it can still be stressful in the sense of like a jump scare. Because it's like, "Woah, I just got shot in the face." You know? It's an explosion. In your face. And the bullet can be like those videos of someone throwing, like, a baseball directly into the camera.


Can’t say those really work out your muscles, though.
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When you’re too tough to kill by being shot in the face? Come on, you should know this, since you’re too tough to kill by shooting you in the face.


That’s out of the golden zone. You have to be weak enough that getting shot in the face is stressful, but strong enough that you don’t just die.
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It's huge.


On what planet is that huge?
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