kishin asura said
Yep...
*eat chereal out of my hand* ( )O.O( )
kishin asura said
Yep...
CreedTheChimera said
I smile, but it doesn't reach my eyes. I grab your hand and we are both teleported to a rather small shack, with stacks of pizza boxes with a woman on them in a corner and a bandit tied up to a pole outside, seen through the window, dead. There is a bed in the corner across from the pizza boxes. The whole place is covered in about an inch of dust. "Yeah, I lied. It's pretty shabby..." I walk over to a door in the back and open it. This room is much clean and orderly, and larger too. There is a simple bed, and a dresser to the side by the door. Nothing much else, except when I go into it I snatch something off of a desk in one of the corners. "This is the guest room. People often wonder why I give them the best rooms, I just tell them I do." I then go to open a small fridge, and when I do a jumps out. "FUCK!" The midget shouts a war cry and jumps at you, waving it's axe, prepared to strike.
kishin asura said
Lol
kishin asura said
Mrs. Puff
kishin asura said
Mister krab (or krabs, I don't really remember....)
CreedTheChimera said
I stand back up and think. "Well, you don't have anywhere to stay, I take it? You can stay at my place, if you wish. I have plenty of extra rooms for you to from, and it's probably one of the safest places in the multiverse." I then seem to realize something. "Oh, only if you wish of course. I will very much understand if you choose to decline..."
kishin asura said
Patrick
kishin asura said
Pineapple
CreedTheChimera said
I run over and pull out another health vial, and when I use it this time you notice there is no pain. The bullet wound heals, the bullet being pushed out if still inside. I then walk over to the gun and pick it up, clicking the safety. "One, don't drop a gun. Two, keep the safety on if you don't intend to use it." I say simply, moving to hand the gun back to you. "Gotta be smarter than what you're messing with..."
kishin asura said
Arf
kishin asura said
....*hugs you*
kishin asura said
GRRRR