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Magic Habb was used to resembled mathematics and physics more than the magic queen Julia described: weird people with innate gifts, social outcasts and rejects, would sit for days at the time, studying dusty tomes in some godforsaken hole, trying to master the lore. The queen spoke of living waters that would devour a weakling, of natural forces uncontrollable by man and it was frightening to someone not really fond of real magic, like Habb, who had to learn who to rely on poor old magician's acts due to his lack of insight and talent with the real arcane arts...and of course his need to earn money any way he can.

The thought of visiting such a place was scary, but it was the best chance for him to find a way to go back home.

"Alright, your majesty," Habb said. "I assume you are already familiar with this magical river of your? Is that why your eyes do...the thing?"
Alright, I've made my intro.
Having worked as a ranger for over a decade, Finn had no trouble getting up early. In fact, he was quite used to it and preferred being up before the rest of the world, to watch the Sun rise from the balcony of his watchtower. This morning was no exception. Another day had passed and still no news of Morgia had been found; she was out there, gone, without a trace left behind. After she had gone missing, the whole Valley seemed to be perturbed by her sudden disappearance, and everyone -- from little school children to the elderly -- was doing their best to find her, or help in the search as best as they could, as was the custom in the Valley; but even the most persistent of men falter eventually. Now, only the most stubborn ones were still searching.

Finn himself had scouted the woods multiple times, both alone and with his great wolfhound Tooth, but still no evidence of Morgia's presence could be found. He would try again, of course. Finn had never been the man who stays idle when his folk are in trouble. He would cross every stream, flip every stone and climb every tree, but he would find Morgia, dead or alive.

He pulled on his boots, put on mail his shirt and his scouting leather armour, took his cloak from the chair, fastened his dagger, ax and quiver and was on his way, riding to the square, hoping to hear at least some rumours about the poor missing soul. It takes some time to reach the town from his home at the edge of the woods; so he rode slowly, chewing some long-forgotten herb and ruminating on the possible reasons for Morgia's disappearance. Tooth followed, that grey sullen-eyed beast.

"What's the matter, boy?" asked Finn, looking at the sad animal.
Tooth replied with a sad bark.
"Oh, c'mon now," Finn said; "Don't do that!" The breeze was getting stronger now, and the path went slightly uphill. "We'll get you something nice to eat when we reach the town."
Tooth squealed and then barked again, but this time more joyfully.
"Silly thing," Finn told him. "You were better when you were a pup, you know that? Less grumpy. You're like an old man now. I might as well get myself a grandpa to keep me company!"
"Woof! Woof!" Tooth's melancholy vanished in this banter.
"Alright! Alright!" Finn shouted. "Calm down. You're so sensitive sometimes..."

They reached the top of the hill and in front of them lay the town, shrouded in the morning mists that carried the morning calls of the roosters.
"Just in time," Finn said to himself, and their descend began.
Suit up? Bollocks! thought Habb, looking frantically through the contentsof his bag. This is a fool's outfit! I am not wearing this until it becomes necessary to do so. He returned the suit into the bag and fastened it to his belt. Seeing that the others got way better clothes than he did, he felt betrayed by the Alchemist; but judging by the shirt Diego himself was wearing, his fashion sense was not something to write home about; so Habb let it slide.

"I am staying with this lady over here," Habb said when Ian spoke up, pointing towards Meryn. "That Alchemist fellow seems to like her, he could be useful." Habb just stood there for a moment, looking at the ground and with his hands clutching his belt.
"Oh, and I am Habb, by the way. Nice to meet you," he said and nodded to them all almost imperceptibly before sitting down on the grass.
Habb kept silent the entire time while the bizarre man with an even more bizarre shirt came from the forest and disappeared back into it in a flash that reminded Habb of some of his magic trick. He had called himself 'the Alchemist'. Habb knew alchemists, but this man looked nothing like them. It was about that time that Habb started fully accepting the fact that he was either dreaming a very lucid dream, suffering from a horrible mental illness of some sort, or bewitched by some sadistic evil (the theory that seemed most plausible to him). Whatever it was, the fellow from the woods confirmed the reality wasn't the one Habb was used to.

The paper bag with his name on it contained a weird set of black clothes and some fancy looking shoes, as well as an odd plastic bag containing something that was supposed to go around his neck, as the image inside of it suggested. There was a paper tag inside of the bag saying: "Suit up!"
Do we start today, then?
When his blackened head was finally out there under the open sky, a wave of disappointment and confusion struck Habb: he expected at least some freshness of the air, and a light breeze perhaps, but all he got was smoke and fumes rising up and a foul scent of death -- though not as strong as in the room-- in his nostrils. What caused his confusion, and awe too, was the landscape: an alien landscape, strange to his eyes, but peculiarly beautiful... Or so it would have been if the bloodshed below hadn't spoiled the impression it left. Puzzled, Habb rubbed his face with his cloak to remove the soot from his eyes and lips.

Being one of the last people to reach the roof through the dark chimney shaft, Habb had little time to rest before their descend began. The girl who had first seen the chimney route as a means of escape was already down -- How did she...? -- and was waving at them. Habb knew that without his bag of utilities he would have to take the good old way down instead of using more tricks to ease the path; but there was nothing he could do about it, so he went to the ramp, trying to figure out the safest way to reach the bottom.

Carefully, he tested the ramp, knocking down a brick.
"Whew... That is not as safe as it looks," he said and the brick that had fallen shattered as it hit the ground.
"Somewhere between 1500 and 2000 feet, I would say."
Having mustered his courage and collected his thoughts, he warily stepped onto the menacing ramp, and his steady drop began. It certainly took him more time and more sweat than it took the agile girl down below. When his feet finally touched the grass after what to Habb seemed to be hours of playing with his life, he lay down, breathing deeply in relief, enjoying a weak ray of sunshine that penetrated the grayness that almost blotted the sky.
An arrow whizzed before him and Julia stopped. Habb lowered his weapon, sighed in relief and tossed the useless blade aside.
New colour, ey? he thought when Julia winked at him, and he bowed slightly before the queen, his eyes fixed on hers.

"Alright, the chimney is indeed our best chance, I'll admit that", said Habb, watching them all duck and struggle up the dirty passage. "There's a little something I'd like to do, though," he added and smiled to himself. It was time for one of his magic tricks. He would mask one of the dead bodies to make it look like the new queen. It was one of the first tricks he had learned, but never used for more than wooing women and cheating rich men. This time, he would try to bait the enemy into thinking the queen is dead, hoping that they would abandon their pursuit.

Let's see... he though, looking for a body of smaller proportions, a feminine body. You'll do.
He chose the corpse of a young felled man, a boy dragged into battle, no older than he had been when he first went to the battlefield. He pulled out a miniature pouch, and knelt by the boy's lifeless head. After a loud combustion of some illusionist's powder followed by a richly-coloured puff of smoke, the body was no longer that of the boy, but of queen Julia.
"Looking good, mate!" said Habb and went to join the gang climbing the chimney.

I need a drink...
Now my post is what you call short.
Well, there's not much I can do with a maddened lady aiming for me (without being verbose, at least). :-P

EDIT
I added an extra sentence or two.
Habb stood in a pool of gore, listening to the queen's explanation and trying to pick up clues about the Claws, the south, and about... The river? What is she talking about? Sorcery?

The adrenaline still kept him sober, though his sword-hand was starting to tremble.

We cannot just berserk our way through, he though. This is a siege!

But then, the young woman ceased talking and, as if some dark spell had fallen upon her, she rose. With her eyes burning with anger she reached for a table leg that lay at her feet.

"Hey...?" he said.

Seeing that the young queen had apparently lost her wits and gone mad in a sudden outburst of rage, and that she was now charging savagely right at him with a club in her hand, Habb instinctively took the one-handed fighting stance, ready to meet his attacker with the sword, resolved not to take her life but to try and overpower her instead, if he may.

What if she had killed all these men...?

"Don't do that!" Habb shouted as the queen dashed, hoping that she would halt before any blood was spilled.
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