Slingshot

Well then, 4 months.

Oh sure, Ace returns and everyones waiting with their pants down. But Slingshot returns and... it's like....everyone leaves their pants up? I don't know anymore. I love you guys. And you too Ace. I'll drop my pants now.

Well then, 4 months.

Oh sure, Ace returns and everyones waiting with their pants down. But Slingshot returns and... it's like....everyone leaves their pants up? I don't know anymore. I love you guys. And you too Ace. I'll drop my pants now.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #183

There are few greater joys in this world than getting something extra from the vending machine.

Oh gosh guys

I have an admirer.

I just got the weirdest idea for a fan fiction.

Hey, can't be any worse than my idea for a Pokemon/Doctor Who crossover.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #182

The moment you see a gnat in your home murder that little fucker immediately because then they start fucking other gnats and having a fuckton of babies and inviting all of their friends in to chill at your place and then you have to fucking spray down your room in bug-murder spray like you're gnat-Hitler and leave your room an unlivable toxic death trap.

But yeah, fuck gnats man.

Slingshot's Kife Kessons #181

Never dribk beer ever. Its a terrible time

Slingshot's Life Lessons #181

Don't wear dress socks with your boots. Your feet will end up completely black.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #180

“You should act in a way that if everyone acted that way, it would be all right.”~Louis C.K.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #179

natsumehack said
what if you die right after reading OP, OP HAS LIED TO US!

If my post had the ability to kill people I'd be posting all over the internet constantly. I'd be the Light Yagami of the internet.