Slingshot

Just got back from my best (female) friend's house.

I'm Whosexual. I only fuck Whovians or cast members of Doctor Who.

NatsumeHack Life Lessions #1

Love ya Nat.

Rate the Unicorn Above You

7/10 I'm both impressed and terrified by the way it stares directly into my soul.

So how long do you think we keep these unicorn avatars?

I want them to stay. Look at her, galloping along the fields with a rainbow in the background. She's so majestic.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #173

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Are you certain?

A Broken Rose in Brennen

Name
Owen Henley

Age
46

Gender
Male

Personality
Owen is your typical 40 year old bachelor. He goes out on weekends, gets, drunk, and hits on women half his age. He often makes crude jokes and tends to act inappropriately in public. Aside from that he's a generally friendly guy who likes to have fun. Since the suicide of Rose he's become more reserved and nervous than his usual self but still tries to act like his normal self.

History
"To my uncle Owen, you know what you did. I hope you burn in hell you asshole!"
Those were the words written about Owen Hanley by his niece in her suicide note. He was relieved that was all she had written. Because he did know what he did, and he did deserve to burn in hell for it. But the police were still on him about the note. They were curious as to what it was he had done to deserve Rose mentioning him in her suicide note. All he could do was lie and make up stories. Nobody trusted him any more, his friends, his coworkers, the police, and worst of all, his brother. Now Owen must defend himself and hide the truth or else his world would be over.

Misc

Occupation: Aviation Mechanic

Hobbies: Watching Hockey, Football, and NASCAR. Playing pool. Gambling. Geting drunk. Having sex. Sleeping.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #173

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Slingshot's Life Lessons #172

We're all different people all throughout our lives. And that's ok, that's good. You've got to keep moving. So long as you remember all the people that you used to be.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #171

You can't shut people off and not talk to anyone and then get mad because no one understands you. No one understands you because you don't open up to anyone.

President

I gladly offer my services as your adviser.