Smink

When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

But I do get drunk enough where standing is simply a needless concept and crawling is much more efficient

@Azarthes

I have never crawled while wasted.

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Or perhaps Oxygen was the god of life.

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Oxygen. If gen is generation. What the fuck is Oxy?

Stupid question.

So...

Buy a cheap-ass food-shaped plastic toy. Rub it in real food to improve the scent. Cut a hole in it and fill it with pebbles or something. Pretend to eat it in front of the dog. See what happens and post about it here. i have no idea how dogs work i'm a cat guy

@Antarctic Termite

The dog will just think his master gone crazy and will probably avoid doing a lot of things with him in the future.

Symbolism

Sometimes the fire burns you up from within leaving the outside untouched, and you hollow and empty until one day the façade you show to the world falls away to expose the blackened stump of your soul?

@KnightShade

There's also theory that tells us that by aging we actually burn slowly. Something with dyoxide in the air.

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All things come to an end?

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