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i bought a wii u

Wii U is the only console worth buying right now, you have made the best decision.

Someone teach me how to reasonably show sarcasm over the interenet. ( Or at least Spam.)

Why do you people continue to acknowledge this green bean asshole, stahp

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

yehp

2014 World Cup thread

Frosty said
Holland won. Which makes them go against who next?

Costa Rica or Greece

Halo said
I just missed the end of the match because a seagull flew into my kitchen and attacked tonight's dinner and our bread... I assumed it would be going to penalties, but apparently now. o_o Time to rewind.

Is seagulls flying into your house a normal thing in not-America land

2014 World Cup thread

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you call 1-ups in video games?

Life/Lives

So I came out of the closet (again)

Hank said
Somebody should kidnap your dad and force him to suck cocks. Lots of cocks. At least two hundred different cocks over a period of two weeks. We're talking about a full-scale oral cock invasion here. And when he is finally returned home, no doubt traumatized by all this homoerotic violation (which, I'm assuming, goes entirely against his homo/xenophonic tendencies), you should tell him you're actually a woman.That should be such a big relief for him at that moment (and possibly trigger his PTSD simultaneously, which should make for an interesting mix of emotions) that he'll let the whole being-a-woman thing slide.

10/10

This is real.

open it

This is real.

Okay but, real talk, that guy is ugly as fuck.