Smiral

THUNDERSTORMS

commence the purge

Gates of the Mire

Bjorn welcomed the cold caress of water underfoot, choosing to ignore the fact that it was teaming with a slew of larvae. He was disappointed to find that his shield, quiver, and bow had vanished in the transition between the two realms. Instead, he found himself adorned in a blue tunic and a pair of blue trousers, each with the slightest tinge of purple, the same color as the mote from the other realm. He took a brief glance at the other people in this hallway, noticing that they too were given clothing of various colors and shades. Was it possible that they had all collectively experienced the trials in darkness?

Bjorn turned his attention away from the people and began to survey his surroundings. Dislodging a torch from the wall beside his tomb, he turned towards the end of the hallway with the busted statue. Normally he'd deem examining the statue unworthy of his time and energy, but after going through the mote's trials, he learned that being thorough is never a bad thing. He brushed past the man in green and outright avoided getting near the man in black. He circled the statue twice over, making sure he didn't miss any visual detail. Great, just as he had assumed, the statue had absolutely nothing to it. Bjorn turned away from the statue and followed the remainder of the group towards the chamber at the opposing end of the hallway.

I swear to god

I'd rather have that than have to listen to my dad blasting shit like this constantly.

help me

Leg Story Time

Sole said
We can make artificial neurons but we can't fix up our damn roads

infrastructure is hard man

Ellen DeGeneres + Some other cunt = OMG LOOKS LIKE THIS CELEB.png

Have Demotivational posters been mentioned yet because that's the first internet grip that came to mind.

Spam minecraft server

Sophistikit said
Voting anybody but Jorick because of his use of that red lipped smiley, which RPG has saw fit to remove from the quote above. Down with Jorick, that lippy motherfucker.

that's the reoccurring face in my nightmares

Mashing the A button in real life

Awson said
dat booty doe

Esper said
That. She is on the list.

calm down ya thirsty fucks

Leg Story Time

so basically what you're saying is that we're entering the cyborg future

When Sex Ed Is Stupid

Seba said
EDIT: STIs were not mentioned except for HIV/AIDs. Everything else I learned from the internet. Mostly Spammers. Woo.

Weird, my Sex Ed went oddly into detail about STIs/STDs. I think it was more of a scare tactic that anything.

When Sex Ed Is Stupid

Considering I live in Texas, the annual sex ed lessons weren't horrendously uninformative.

Use condoms, birth control exists, bUT THE BEST WAY TO NOT GET ANY STDS/PREGNANT IS TO REMAIN ABSTINENT.