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Someone help me shove Sable into a garbage compactor

Sable said
Def the worst. Yeezus was my favorite album of 2013.

Yeezus is fantastic, but if you really wanna be trash, you gotta go Sunbather

penguins rejoice

/sharp inhale

thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

Someone help me shove Sable into a garbage compactor

where they belong

Another Life Lesson: Bachelour Fuck-Ups Mach 2

git gud

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

idlehands said
I think living with this chick would drive me to drink.

If I lived with this person, and I didn't drink myself into a coma, at some point someone would be thrown out a window.

And it wouldn't be me.

How long before the ironic shitposting fad passes?

I, for one, think that ironic shitposters need to step up their game. We need to shift into maximum memedrive.

We gotta revive dolan comics

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

HAHA YES, PORTAL JOKE

THE CAKE IS A LIE

HAHA

YES

I AM HUMOROUS

THIS TOTALLY HASN'T BEEN PLAYED OUT IN THE 7 YEARS SINCE THE GAME WAS RELEASED RIGHT?

HAHA

YES

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

is your roommate in a permanent state of 12-years-old or

Somebody explain this to me because women have confused me.

OP, your level of social awkwardness and lack of self awareness is astounding.

Why do my browsers have so many viruses

Instead of watching porn from shady sites, why don't you download porn from shady sites?