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So no Mirror Match quite yet? Bit of a shame. Maulusk vs Variant Colored Maulusk would be a fun one.
Maulusk



Oh well, this was a delightful display! Maulusk had pegged them correctly. It appeared as if the bowl of candy The American Revolution re-enactor has taken one of the candied treats. During the process he simply stared blankly at Marie. There was no other expression from the dark form of the mutant besides the blank stare.

The other man had not yet, but that did not stop the Maulusk from keeping the bowl in tentacle ready to serve a piece to David if he so desired. Slowly that tentacle writhed to make the candies clatter against it to draw the man’s attention. Surely he too would appreciate a piece of candy.

As he cleared his throat, Maulusk noticed that the musketeer woman was running off hoping, perhaps expecting, the other two to follow. Well Maulusk surely could not let her roam all by her lonesome without providing a tour. That would just be wrong. Slowly the Maulusk approached the taxi cab and gestured with, the more humanoid limb, an arm for the taxi driver to lower the window. Puffing our some smoke the Cabbie lowered his newspaper slightly as he looked at his fare annoyed. Clearing his throat the tourist mutant spoke.

“My pardons Coachman.” Maulusk gingerly enunciated to the cabbie who stared slightly less annoyed.

“I am going to dive in on with the BAM and gravel agitator on this tour. I will be Corral-ecting a few of my things early. Would you bring my things to the s’Pacific destination we were heading to without me and note the concierge?”

Stroking his chin the Cabbie thought on it as he lowered paper. There was a distinctive lull in conversation before the driver spoke up. “I tell you what.” begun the cabbie as Maulusk stood there patiently with an occasional crane of the head to see how much ground the woman covered running.

“I end fare now. You pay me, I get back I bill for rest. I keep meter running until I see you at hotel. Deal?” This was followed by his arm reaching out to shake the cabbie’s as a tentacle began to hand out some cash. The handshake was accepted as he stuck the bills in his own pocket and reset the fare. The Maulusk plodded around to the passenger side door and procured three duffel bags, one of which was opened to grab a mat alongside a harpoon and boat hook before the bag was zipped up, which were being lugged around by his tendrils.

Opening up and holding the map with his human appendages he tilted his head and the map several times trying to establish his location. This was also followed by the loud shutters of the camera as he continued to take pictures. He had so many places he wanted to visit on the tour! But he was not the local of this city, as noted by the attention to the map alongside all the pictures. He looked up slightly towards David and Marie.

[Inquisitive Gurgling.]

@Lmpkio @Kyuuzen
The Maulusk shall judge as the Maulusk judges.
We got a neat group of fellers don't we?
Maulusk



Ah New York, or Old New Amsterdam, was worthy of its nickname ‘The City That Never Sleeps’ (not to be confused with the Empire On Which the Sun Never Sets). You would be hard pressed to find a time the city wasn’t jumping. Night or day there was an abundance of people out and about and a lot of activities to be done. It was the Big Apple since everyone wanted to move on up and get a piece of that pie. It was a city full of lovers and dreamers, movers and shakers, and people from all walks of life. It was a jungle out there in the sheer amount of people and infrastructure present. The Four Boroughs, Coney Island, Broadway, Central Park, the Statue of Liberty, Yankees Stadium, Madison Square Garden, Scenic Views of New Jersey were just some of the many bites of entertainment that could be enjoyed in this city. It was no wonder then why there were so many tourists who frequented this locale.

Among those visiting the city was the Maulusk. He was sitting in a distinctive yellow cab in the front passenger seat, the back and trunk were filled with a variety of duffle bags and rolling suitcases, littered with tags from previous destinations. He was currently dressed in a light blue cardigan, brown trouser pants with matching loafer shoes, with a white button down and a tie with ‘I ♥ NY’ gaudily plastered onto it. Much to the chagrin of his cabbie, a burly man with a buzz cut in a black harrington jacket with a sweaty wife beater underneath, Maulusk presently had one of his tentacles holding a camera and was taking pictures of the scenery. The loud clicking and flashes of the camera drowned out the radio, which had long been turned off, but at least with the window open the cabbie could smoke the cigar clenched between his teeth. And despite the fact this tourist was one of those kind of tourists, the cabbie appreciated the bowl of caramel candies.

Crunching one of the caramels the cabbie cocked his head towards Maulusk as he continued driving forward. “So-“ he began his accent thick and strong, “-What brings you to city?”

Maulusk’s brow raised up as he used a tentacle to gesture around in an unspecified manner. The cabbie rapped his fingers against the steering wheel as a shadowy figure lunged in front of the taxi. The amorphous humanoid blob stood in front of the taxi as the driver blared the horn. “MOVE IT! I HAVE FARE!”

Twitching from this display the humanoid shadow-man shambled towards the taxi, as Maulusk stuck his head through the window and took a picture. Like a deer in head lights the creature froze as there was a gurgling sound from the Maulusk’s maw. Flinging out of his mouth was a jet of ink which shot through the neck resulting in the figure collapsing upon itself and leaving a dark puddle on the city streets. The cabbie smirked as he let out a fresh puff.

“Is good shot. I hate jaywalkers.” He reached over to grab another hard caramel and began chewing it. Meanwhile the Maulusk took the physical photo from the camera and began to frantically wave it around. Eventually it settled and the photo of the shadow creature formed and was tossed to the back with many other photos. Once again the Cabbie tried to spur conversation with the Maulusk but found him too enraptured by the sights to join him in conversation. The journey was wrought with traffic lights and multiple turns. The destination, the hotel which Maulusk booked to stay at, would surely be worth the hassle the cabbie and him were facing.

Eventually the duo of driver and passenger found themselves in a long line of traffic where the cacophony of pissed off motorists was clear.

“C’MON! I HAVE FARE! MOVE IT!” As the screaming between motorists waged on, Maulusk proceeded to step out of the cab, bringing his bowl of caramels and cameras while leaving the rest of his items in the taxi, and held up a tendril to the cabbie to prompt him for some action. Reaching underneath his seat the cabbie pulled out the sports section of the newspaper, shifted the cab into park and began to read and smoke. Now out of the vehicle, and still far from his intended destination, the Maulusk noted the gaping hole in the city’s road which gave an glimmer into the subway system. Here Maulusk noted two individuals who breathed ‘that type’ and so he walked towards the precipice that used to be streets.

Staring down at them, the Maulusk took a picture before waving a tentacle towards them, while using the other to prepare the photo.

[Felicitation Gurgling.]

This greetings to Marie and David was followed by a quick gesturing towards his bowl of caramels, while idly using another tendril to constrict the head of another of the shadowy figures trying to ambush him. Much like the other it reduced into a thick gooey puddle.

But those creatures were not of much concern to him; fights against critters happened all the time. No, his concern was regarding those two individuals below. Hopefully one of them was a native to the city who could provide him an insider tour! At the very least, truly, the Maulusk has nailed down exactly what these types were and more importantly what they desired at this moment. There was plenty of caramel to go around after all!

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@Bluetommy I see you angling for points with me there. Don’t worry! The puns have only begun! Now I just need to think where Maulusk’s New York City vacation will begin.
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