SpookySquid

I said hey...

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Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

"Press the button," telepathically said Steve.

"What? I thought it was your turn! It's only fair if-"

"You know I don't care if I press the button! Just press the button! You're making us look bad," said Steve. Jerry smacked his hoof against a button. The light turned green.

"Are you sure you understand," began Jerry, but Felix's chance to reply was taken away as Steve pushed him into the light. The glasses seemed to react to the light in a peculiar way. They tensed, somewhat painfully (sort of like a particularly aggressive cheek pinch). Then the pain subsided and was replaced by comfort as some sort of odd cushion was placed under the glasses.

Felix was sitting, like a king, on a large pile of carrots. The pile of carrots was in the back of a cart being carried by a lone man. The man was wearing old rags and had a distracted look on his face. Felix felt slight pressure on his back and realized he was wearing a baby blue backpack. There was a lightning bolt drawn on the side with red sharpie marker. A sticker was slapped onto the side of it- "Travels through time with you."

If there's something in the backpack, it's very light.

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The water buffalo led Felix to the end of the hallway. There was a glass door and wall at the end, a a large light that was dimmed by the thick, dark glass. Another water buffalo was staring blankly at a computer monitor which was occupied by a game of solitaire.

"Jerry!" exclaimed the water buffalo that had led Felix to the end of the Grand Red Hallway. The water buffalo staring at the computer monitor looked around.

"Huh? Oh! Sorry Steve, I was just-"

"I know, I know, 'taking a break.' Can you fetch the glasses for this young man?" said Steve, telepathically.

Jerry nodded and retrieved an odd pair of sunglasses. They had a strange device that fastened them around your head and a key hole that prevented it from being removed without a special key.

"These are precautionary," said Steve, as the sunglasses floated through the air and then clasped over Felix's eyes. The room was significantly more dim.

A set of keys flew towards the door and unlocked, and then the door opened, letting some light in.

"In the time dome, each fifteen minutes is a different time period. Past, future, etc. If you ever need to get out, just clap your hands seventeen times. Not sixteen. Not eighteen. Seventeen times. Then wait for five seconds. You'll be released soon after. If you clap too many times, you will have to wait until the next time period shift to begin clapping again. Understand?"

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

Wow, that took me long enough. Jeez, a whole 30ish minutes to get around to it.

I kid.

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

Felix walked for about twenty minutes. Then he stumbled across the water buffalo. The glow was brighter, as if there was a lighthouse on the other end of the hallway. Then Felix heard a voice in his head- would you like to enter the time dome? Then the buffalo stomped one of its feet onto the ground. My apologies. I'm Six-O, one of the telepathic water buffalo's that manage the time dome. Well, this time dome. There are three in total. Would you like to enter this time dome?

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

Sorry @Oliver I'll get to you soon.

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

Emily coughed, and some blood escaped from her lips. "You... idiot," she said to Jesper, pulling herself up, "I'm not dead yet." She pulled herself up and continued doing the Macarena. Suddenly, one of the four guards came over and began preforming basic first aid on her. "I'm being protected by citizenship," she explained.

The country of Macarena finished teleporting and the green bubble disappeared. They were suddenly in a grassy field. There were seven houses nearby, and a large white building that stuck out. The air smelled wonderful due to an abundance of flowers.

The white building was labeled "Laboratory."

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Jeffery cursed as he left the Grand Red Hallway. This wasn't the plan, obviously, and Emily, Jesper, Eddie, and William had made his life more difficult than he had hoped.

He was a stone's throw away from the entrance to Ghost Room 7B when he heard a whirring sound. He looked around, confused. Suddenly, an elevator carrying Felix dropped on top of him.

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*Ding*

The elevator door opened. It had been a surprisingly smooth descent. There was a hand stretched out under the elevator, and a sniper rifle (very big compared to Felix) and a red blanket that matched the floor nearby.

"I believe this is your floor," said Nick. He ushered Felix off of the elevator, and then the door closed and the elevator was gone. Jeffery the assassin was dead. Ghost Room 7B was nearby, and the door had an ominous theme. In addition, Felix saw some sort of glow at the end of the hallway.

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

Behold, the post updating you with everything you need to know about all the characters!

Sandra, Jessica, and Jared

Sandra was pacing around the tent nervously. "When is my brother getting back?" she asked Jared.

"Soon," replied Jared, comfortingly. "What about William?" asked Sandra.

"William's a killer. He always has been. That's why he was summoned here, for execution, much like Jesper. But he interfered with that poor man's summoning ritual. Killed him as well. That's why I sent my brother. He'll take advantage of William's aid in killing Jesper, and then kill William himself."

"Oh," said Sandra, nodding. "I just have one question."

"What's that?" asked Jared.

Sandra shrugged, "I was just wondering why, I mean, considering the man preforming this weird 'summoning ritual' you were talking was bleeding... well, erm... I was wondering why William didn't have any blood on him... or gave the man time to write the message on the wall... or... well, you know... didn't have a weapon or any blood on him."

Jared smiled, "well, there's a very reasonable explanation-" Jared was cut off as a Yankee candle flew through the air and struck him on the nose.

He clutched his nose, which had broken, and stood up.

"It looks like the only killer in this room is you!" she shouted, brandishing a chair over her head. Jessica was standing in the corner, and tensed.

"Now, now, now. I'm not a killer. I'm an executioner. And I only kill those who deserve it. And you will soon. After all, you surprised me, took my gun, and shot Jessica."

"What! I-"

Jared quickly produced a pistol from his pocket, and shot Jessica in the heart. She cried out right before she was hit, and then slumped to the floor. Jared threw the gun to the side, and began to approach the horrified Sandra. "Now, why would you do something like that? I'm going to have to punish you."

Sandra tried to hit Jared with the chair, but some unknown force pulled it out of her hands and into his. "It's a good thing that I was able to stop you before you hurt me with that chair," he said simply.

"How could you! Rot in-" Jared slammed the chair against Sandra's body. She was flung like a rag doll to the ground. She had been hit so hard that some of her ribs cracked and the one of the chair's legs broke off.

"I'm going to kill you!" Sandra screamed.

"Interesting last words," said Jared, as he bashed the chair over her body until it became limp. Unfortunately, he was right... those would be Sandra's last words...

Eddie, Jesper, Emily, and William

"Hey! The uni-sci-kill," said Eddie, struggling to pronounce the word. He pointed at the motorized unicycle, which was smoking. A small flame had started on the engine.

"No doubt Jeffery trying to stop our escape...Wait... I have an idea..." said Emily. "Nobody stop doing the Macarena, no matter what. I'm going to try and run over and spread the flame to the green carpet."

Emily raced over to the unicycle and lifted it up. Suddenly, the sound of a gun firing overwhelmed the sound of the Macarena, but not the dance. Emily flung the motorized unicycle onto the green carpet. The music stopped suddenly and everyone dancing the Macarena stopped. A green bubble covered them.

"Threat to country detected. Flame. Will teleport to avoid flaming object. The Macarena will resume shortly," said a robotic voice.

Everything around the green bubble went black. Emily was on the ground, in the fetal position. Blood was pouring out of her stomach.

Felix

"Felix. Felix. Wake up. Wake up! You need to find the blender. Find the blender..." it was almost like someone was whispering it into his ear.

Then, an actual voice, that woke him up. "Up or down?"

Felix's hands were in his pockets. He felt a napkin in his pocket for some reason, he almost knew what was scratched onto the napkin. "Find the blender, Felix! Find the blender, damn it!"

The real voice came again. "Up or down, sir?" There was a man wearing an elegant red tuxedo. He had a small mustache and business-like appearance. A golden name tag on his chest identified him as Nick.

Felix was in an elevator.

That Boy

"Why are you here?"

"I need to make a phone call. Can I use your phone?"

That Boy was in Ghost Room 7B. "Yes... you're welcome! Alright. I will. What? What do you mean? Sandra!?! But... alright, I handled Felix but... yes, yes. Alright, I'll do my best. Oh my God..."

That Boy left Ghost Room 7B. He went to the beach.

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Jared smiled at Sandra. She had become a concern. Had known too much, questioned to much. Jessica was sure to understand that. She was just a sacrifice for the greater good. Jared needed to get that inconvenience out of the equation.

He loved the corpses. He liked to have them bleed. That's what he had done to the summoner. Bleed to death.

Sandra was unconscious, but still alive when he left her.

And that's when That Boy arrived. "Sandra... oh no..." he said quietly to himself. He then picked her up, and mounted his frog. He had a long ride ahead of him...

Find the blender, damn it! {Always Open}

@Oliver

Well done! Glad to have you in the RP. Let me thrust you right into the action. (Hint: You're not going to start out in the same room.)

I'm going to make a super post with some action regarding our characters. In the mean time, entertain yourselves with this.



Oh, go ahead and put your character into the "Character" section when you get the chance.