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5 yrs ago
Current You couldn't even imagine it...
5 yrs ago
Why does saying "I love you" have to have so many romantic connotations? There are so many people I love in a way seperate from anything romantic. <3
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5 yrs ago
I'm fucking back with a fucking vengeance, I just wish I had some wine
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5 yrs ago
Bourbon and tea is a good idea
6 yrs ago
He's made of bones, he's made of blood, he's made of flesh, he's made of love. He's made of you, he's made of me. UNITY!

Bio

A thing that will die after eating rat poison

But really, a guy that likes to RP. Not too keen on sharing personal info in my bio, but after I get to know you, I may open up a bit more in regards to certain things.

I have been roleplaying for most of my life, but forum RP is newer to me than tabletop. I wanted something to do to kill time without putting wayyyy too many hours into Dark Souls 3.

I love music, historical fencing and re enactment, making shit, and just being cool with people. Talk any of these things with me, and you'll be cool with me. I have very strong thoughts on sandwiches. Ask if you dare.

Here's a list of cool people from this site that are just cool people that I enjoy talking with, and a quote from each of them. In no particular order, here they are:

@Goldeagle1221
"What the shit?"

@TheGrundlesnart
"Don't quote me."

@MissCapnCrunch
"Rodent is a little shit, I want to beat him up but in the most loving way"

@Rultaos
"If you're feeling unimportant, always remember that every protagonist was an NPC before their most important story began"

@iTem
"haha yeah"

@Sirkaithethird
"I'm just running an aux through my amp, Playing Van Halen at 05:50"

And that's that. There's not much else I feel like saying. Here's a list of bands I like (to be made soon)

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When the Red Haired god called Seidhara was punished by the Architect, This One scuttled off, to watch what others were doing. These others were all riding crystals out of this intriguing place to their own yet to be intriguing places. It knew it would have plenty of time to be in this space it was being sent to, and only so long here, in the presence of the Architect. Eurysthenes had heard all the questions and answers so far, and was still unsatisfied as to what this truly was.

This One had stayed motionless in the hall longer than it should've, and though it wished to remain, every second saw its will becoming shrunk by the Architect's weighty command. The lone god was being denied audience without having any attention payed to it. All others had left, and Eurysthenes was frantically resisting the pull of the dreaded crystal. It knew that the precious moments it had mustn't be squandered with pathetic flailing. The last seconds were elasticated; drawn out. The tiny pieces within This One's body that allowed the clicking speech cracked to their purpose, hammering out one last question: "Why won't you answer our questions in a satisfying manner?"

And with this, it was overcome by the crystal and whisked out of the hall, the Architect's answer echoing after it.

The journey was neither long nor short, but it was rejuvenating. Arrival to this... sphere of existence saw the crystal crumble, dropping Eurysthenes. It swore to never travel by crystal again as it gathered itself.
The sphere was bare. Nothing was in sight, and there was no way to orient oneself. This One knew not how large the sphere was, only that it could not sense the edges, despite being specially attuned to this area. So to gain some sense of direction, This One created the ground and sky: the ground a rolling infinity of cut stones, and the sky an unfathomably large expanse of deep blue eyes. But still, all that could be felt was the crushing expanse of nothing. This was nothing compared to what Eurysthenes had faced just before, by the Architect's hand. This One sat, reaching right to the essence of the sphere. Down and down, left, up, left, left, right, down...
All around Eurysthenes erupted walls of colossal height in winding patters, spilling out from where it was sitting like an ink blot. Every inch the Maze grew allowed it to feel more of the sphere, right out to the edges, pockmarked with gateways to... other places. At the spot where Eurysthenes sat was the eye of the maze. Grand arches mark the entrance, facing a staircase ascending to the peak. Upon the peak rests two chairs, and a large, round table with many spaces, and many pieces.

Within the walls of the Maze itself lay thousands upon thousands of smaller puzzles, populating the otherwise empty Maze.

"Would you be lost, would you find others, you would Lose others," it said, and so it was that those lost in the maze would wander forever so that they may hinder others' journeys.

And the last thing the Maze needed was a way out, and so Eurysthenes sank their fingers into the ground and reached to the essence of the world they were meant to form. Across the impossible distance stretched tendril like fingers, grasping and searching. The need to reach Galbar was insatiable. When This One finally reached Galbar, it pulled its fingers out of the ground, far back at the Maze, and out of the ground sprouted a magnificent archway at the Center of the Maze. Just beyond lay stairs.

Feeling like it did its job here, it descended into Galbar to see what it may.

Like so many others, This One was drifting before The Vortex pulled it in, and when it was pulled in, oh how it was pulled. With the force of nothing else, it was spat out. It collided with the ground with enough force to shatter it into more pieces than should exist for one soul. The water gave pigment to the soul fragments as they each grew into small, intricate forms.

While others were gathering their senses, This One was gathering its soul. Some pieces rolling, others slithering, still others hauling. This One appeared to be nothing discernible at first, but, like a puzzle of a million and one pieces, the picture grew clear. Nine long, stick thin limbs were worming from one curved torso. Each piece connecting to the others like magnets. A head, and hair. With the basics down, the limbs begin to grow thicker, the hips wider, and the hair longer.

When This One had the strength, it stood, and drank its surroundings. There were many others leaving the grand hall, a large handful still present, and one... One. The commanding presence was felt everywhere, even the minute space between the pieces.

While others observed the surroundings, This One stared at the manifestation of this power, for it was the only thing it felt it could not understand. Not even in a million years.

The one that was The Architect spoke, telling the assembly what it was, but still, it remained an Enigma. As it spoke, This One, who was now E̵̩̗̓̓ų̶̲͙̬̯̝̫̔̃r̶͙̬̈́̊̂͌̄͝ŷ̴͖̳͗ͅs̴͈̞̬̝͉̉t̵̼͘h̶͕̞̰̎̐̽̈͛͊ę̵͕̩̗͖͈͊̋͘n̶̙͎̮̈̄͛̌͝e̴͚̊̏̈̄͋͝s̴̼͛͂̽, knew that it needed to bring confusion to others, as The Architect had done to it. The only true power to be held is that which others do not understand, and while it had no interest in power, it had interest in understanding. To twist others' understanding and halt their process was the true nature of This One that was E̵̩̗̓̓ų̶̲͙̬̯̝̫̔̃r̶͙̬̈́̊̂͌̄͝ŷ̴͖̳͗ͅs̴͈̞̬̝͉̉t̵̼͘h̶͕̞̰̎̐̽̈͛͊ę̵͕̩̗͖͈͊̋͘n̶̙͎̮̈̄͛̌͝e̴͚̊̏̈̄͋͝s̴̼͛͂̽. And so it was.

The others in the room were yelling, laughing, kicking, fighting, growing, and discovering, but for all that could have distracted E̵̩̗̓̓ų̶̲͙̬̯̝̫̔̃r̶͙̬̈́̊̂͌̄͝ŷ̴͖̳͗ͅs̴͈̞̬̝͉̉t̵̼͘h̶͕̞̰̎̐̽̈͛͊ę̵͕̩̗͖͈͊̋͘n̶̙͎̮̈̄͛̌͝e̴͚̊̏̈̄͋͝s̴̼͛͂̽, not a thing did. All that existed was The Architect, and This One stood, staring it right into the pupil. For what can one do if one does not see the whole picture? How would one do anything if they were t̶o̶b̷ ̵e̶i̵n̸ t̴̜̜̱̎̄̀̃o̴̧͖̥̟̊̎̑ț̴̡̳̻͠a̷̧͈͐̚͝ ̸̛̮͖͑̃̃l̴̜̖̈́́̂͘c̵̹̪̬̳͚̓́̊̆̆͋͊͘͜͜͜ǫ̵̛̮̭̹̣͙̰̝̎̑̇̃̃͑̐ ̷̦́͊̌̍͝ͅn̶̰͌̅̀ ̵̪̤̜̰̜͍͓̭͋f̸̦̜̀̏̿̋̂ư̶̹̩̖̱̞͌̊̓̐́̃͠s̷̻͌͊̈́͊̈́͠ȋ̶̭ ̵̝̩̬̜͇͙̝̟͒̑͆̈͗̈́o̶̲͇̺͑̄ñ̵̗̣̖̞̋̿

What was t̶̙̰͗̽h̵̭͑ả̸̝̊t̷̠̉̃?̶̯̏̋

This One snapped its head around to see everything.

A small object. Was there a crash? Someone was yelling... no, everyone was talking. The tentacle monster was blabbering. There was a giant rainbow feathered thing. Wait, someone was yelling. She was throwing things at The Architect. Broke his concentration... she broke its concentration.

Eurysthenes shifted its pieces, scuttling over to the red haired woman on its now elongated arms, before resuming its regular visage. There was no mouth, but maybe a clicking caused it to speak, "A̶s̵ ̴t̸h̷e̵ ̶A̴r̵c̷h̴i̴t̴e̸c̷t̷'̵s̶ ̷v̴i̸s̴a̷g̷e̵,̵ ̶a̴s̷ ̶a̷ ̶c̷h̴i̶l̶d̵,̴ ̸n̶o̴t̵ ̵a̷s̷ ̸t̴h̸o̵s̵e̴ ̸w̸h̴o̷ ̶w̸i̷s̵h̸ ̷t̴o̴ ̴s̴t̵a̵g̶n̵a̴t̷e̶,̸ ̶b̷u̷t̵ ̶a̴s̶ ̶t̶h̸o̶s̶e̴ ̸w̷h̵o̸ ̶r̸e̷m̸a̵i̵n̴ ̴m̷o̶t̶i̸o̶n̷l̸e̸s̴s̴.̶ ̵W̶h̴a̴t̸ ̶w̵a̴s̴ ̵I?̵ ̴" it asked, its face nearly touching the shorter woman's. "Y̴o̵u̵ ̵a̶r̶e̸ ̷a̸s̶ ̸y̴o̶u̶r̶ ̴h̸a̴i̶r̵ ̶i̷s̶,̶ ̴b̸u̶t̵ ̶n̶o̵t̴ ̶a̷s̴ ̷i̷t̷ ̴w̴a̵s̶.̷ ̷L̸i̵v̴i̷n̶g̶,̵ ̶y̵o̸u̸ ̸a̵r̶e̴ ̶a̵ ̷p̷a̵r̴t̸ ̷o̸f̴,̶ ̵a̸n̷d̵ ̸o̴n̷e̷ ̷w̶o̶u̵l̵d̸ ̴h̷a̸v̸e̶ ̷y̵o̷u̸ ̸w̸e̴r̷e̶ ̶t̵h̴e̷ ̸c̶o̸n̸t̵e̷n̶t̷s̵ ̷s̸h̸i̴f̴t̴e̷d̴ ̶u̶p̵.̶ ̶S̴o̴m̸e̸ ̵m̶a̷y̷ ̵c̶a̴l̵l̷ ̷y̷o̴u̸ ̶n̸e̵e̶d̶l̶e̶s̸s̷,̴ ̸b̸u̴t̶ ̷t̵h̵o̴s̷e̶ ̶t̷h̶a̸t̵ ̸d̶o̸ ̷a̵r̵e̴ ̷f̶e̴e̵l̴i̷n̷g̵ ̵y̶o̵u̵,̴ ̵a̷n̸d̵ ̵b̸e̶c̶o̷m̶i̷n̸g̸ ̶h̷e̵e̷d̶l̷e̸s̴s̸.̶ ̵W̷h̸a̸t̵ ̴a̶r̷e̴ ̵y̶o̶u̴?̷"

Avenue watched the fight with an intense glare. A wicked grin split his face when Key took the iron from Tum Tum, and he thought Well, maybe Hope is with this one". Key began to walk off after the fight, but the hoarse voice of Avenue was heard by all, "Key! You can't- you can't just perform a feat like that and not reap the- reap the rewards. Come- come here, and I will recognise the favour that Hope has- hope has clearly shown.". A look of understanding crossed Key's face as she wheeled around. No matter how good at combat she may be, she cannot fight Hope into the world.

"I realise- realise that there was error on my behalf. Prostrate yourself before me- before me, and I will anoint you in the place of Tum Tum," he said.
The gears in Key's head were shifting. There was obviously a lot of suspicion on her part, but she seemed to come to the decision that this was best for her. She approached Avenue slowly, and knelt in front of him. Her finger was still untreated.
"Bring me ape blood and- ape blood and boil some water. I need the iron- the iron, Key," he said, squatting down to pick up the wickedly sharp iron. "There is no anointment without a branding, Key. What sign do you wish to bear?" he asked.

After the needed materials had been gathered, they were arranged in a triangle with Key lying naked, face first on the ground in the center. Avenue approaches the bowl of blood. He picks it up, and washes Key's hair in it. He paints her desired design on her back, and sets the bowl down. The crowd starts to hum: a bass sound, reverberating within the gut, and pulsing through bare feet. Key would feel it throughout herself as she waited for what she knew came next.
The humming grew louder with every step Avenue took towards the fire. He picked up the glowing iron. Louder and louder. With a refined grace and speed, he stood by Key's side, and lowered the iron to her back. The humming grew to a crescendo as he traced her design in her skin, not going deep enough to hit muscle, but enough that it will make a vicious memorial to her promotion. The urge to cry out would be truly overwhelming.
By the time Avenue had finished the drawing the humming had died down. Crevasses had formed in Key's back, the skin charred and burnt where the iron made direct contact, and grossly discoloured in the surrounding areas. Avenue poured water over the burns, washing away the mixed bloods.

"And witness, as the water washes away the blood and sets the heat. Now you are blessed- blessed."
Banned because Surprise, motherfucker
Henry loitered silently until the wall was opened, and in an effort to beat the crowd, he was the last through the hole, to avoid the hustle. He stalked the crew without so much as a peep, eyes darting all over the place. In response to Benny's question, held up his pistol. With a twinge of dismay, he said "I'll be rationing".

While the bomb squad planted the charges, Henry watched the dark curtain of the blacked out city, pockmarked with distant lights. "This really shouldn't be going so well," Henry said, as he learned that the assassination had been successful.
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