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Herm walks out. He heads to random students and picks them up.
After collecting a bunch, he puts them down at the gate.
"Listen maggots, you have been appointed to fulfill a mission with me."
He raises all of is six arms.
"All that refuse, will be mocked and will lose a limb. Any questions? No? Alright."
Herm forces the kids to the portal.
After collecting a bunch, he puts them down at the gate.
"Listen maggots, you have been appointed to fulfill a mission with me."
He raises all of is six arms.
"All that refuse, will be mocked and will lose a limb. Any questions? No? Alright."
Herm forces the kids to the portal.
"Aye yay, captain."
Herm tries to walk out of the office.
Herm tries to walk out of the office.
Herm walks in. "Good day, sir."
Herm walks over to a chair and sits down.
Herm crosses his arms.
"So... Do we now get squads of students to hunt down these creatures? I am in for a hunt."
Herm walks over to a chair and sits down.
Herm crosses his arms.
"So... Do we now get squads of students to hunt down these creatures? I am in for a hunt."
Herm puts his ear against the door.
"What are they saying? I hope it is not about me..."
He looks around to see if someone sees him spying.
"Who am I kidding? Everyone checks me out..."
Herm flexes for a second and then returns to spying.
"What are they saying? I hope it is not about me..."
He looks around to see if someone sees him spying.
"Who am I kidding? Everyone checks me out..."
Herm flexes for a second and then returns to spying.
Herm gathers as well after sneaking back up to his room and taking with him some protein shakes.
"Well, that sounds bad. But yeah, what can we do about it?" Herm slurps one of the shakes.
"Well, that sounds bad. But yeah, what can we do about it?" Herm slurps one of the shakes.
Herm laughs. "As you wish."
Herm takes a stand and focuses most of his power into one hand. As Herm aims for the guy, he whispers: "Thank you for traveling Herm Airlines. If there are any complains, please write a small essay. Then fold it over exactly five times and make sure it is as small as possible. Lastly, take a deep breath and insert it with force in your own anal cavity. Have a fun ride!"
A booming sound can be heard right after the launch, which makes all the unbroken windows shake.
"Maybe I threw her a little too hard... "
Herm takes a stand and focuses most of his power into one hand. As Herm aims for the guy, he whispers: "Thank you for traveling Herm Airlines. If there are any complains, please write a small essay. Then fold it over exactly five times and make sure it is as small as possible. Lastly, take a deep breath and insert it with force in your own anal cavity. Have a fun ride!"
A booming sound can be heard right after the launch, which makes all the unbroken windows shake.
"Maybe I threw her a little too hard... "
"Ehhh... Depends... I once entered a tournament in which I bench pressed 2000 lb. When they noticed I had three arms, they called me names and disqualified me. I broke their faces and compressed the golden trophy. But my record must have been when I fought that crazy man up his tower. The freak dropped it on me when I came to collect his taxes... I have had a lot of awful jobs... That one still takes the cake. Excruciating. I was stuck for three days under that tower. Some people digged me out. If the weekend hadn't passed a few days before, I'be gone for sure. At that time, I still used my old four Elven arms, so that made things even more difficult. Besides the old man, I haven't had a good beating in a while. I can just intimidate most wizards, so they don't dare attacking me."
Herm grabs one of the arms of the student and pulls her up.
"But if you look closely, you don't see any Elven arms on me now, do you?"
Herm grabs one of the arms of the student and pulls her up.
"But if you look closely, you don't see any Elven arms on me now, do you?"
"Now this is what I am talking about." Herm starts benchpressing the monster.
"1..2..3..4..." After a while, he loses count.
"Oh right, we are supposed to save our classmates."
Herm rolls away and lets the statue smack on the floor.
"Rux, any luck with Elnesto? I don't see many other students. Most must have left. What do we do now?"
"1..2..3..4..." After a while, he loses count.
"Oh right, we are supposed to save our classmates."
Herm rolls away and lets the statue smack on the floor.
"Rux, any luck with Elnesto? I don't see many other students. Most must have left. What do we do now?"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!"
Cutting through the wind, an empty fridge finds its way to one of the creatures and collapses.
"Rux, I got hungry. New plan: smash monsters, do damage, blame monsters for damage. Alright? Go!"
Herm jumps on the back of one of the monsters and starts peeling off its head.
"You take Elnesto, I'll take your head!"
A soft popping noise can be heard when Herm wraps his hands around the victim's head and pulls.
Cutting through the wind, an empty fridge finds its way to one of the creatures and collapses.
"Rux, I got hungry. New plan: smash monsters, do damage, blame monsters for damage. Alright? Go!"
Herm jumps on the back of one of the monsters and starts peeling off its head.
"You take Elnesto, I'll take your head!"
A soft popping noise can be heard when Herm wraps his hands around the victim's head and pulls.
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